Kai! 3 Posted June 21, 2010 Syndicate Gamers Monthly Digest Vol. 8 [6/20/10]CommunityStaffWe welcome two more staff members!Jason We decided to promote Church to Advisor once again, skipping any and all recruitment process. He is the only Advisor considered valuable to us and he would have been JCS but then that would have caused Drama. Also, he wasn't Jason's cousin so Coinstar wouldn't approve. He will be our new Appointed Lefthand Nutswinger AdvisorWe also have promoted blackjack787 to the Engineer Position. We aren't sure what he does because he doesn't promote the TF2 server or anything. As of now, he is of no use but we like to have more people to make it look like we are doing something. We assure you that he is intelligent, as displayed by the numbers at the end of his user name. RecruitmentAs you can see, we are receiving an influx of tards trying to join the clan. Most of them are being auto denied due to lack of comprehension skills but for those that have made it through the first step, we remind you to please vote if you know the person. If not, please vote no so we don't have more retards sticking aroundForumsThe forums are still being worked with. Things come and go and what you see is not the final setup. We are always looking for some interesting things like a shout box type mod that will cost money but has chat rooms. This is all in efforts to keep you browsing our forums longer or just to waste money. You decide!MembersThere has been complaints from members receiving Negative Reputations. Please note that any complaints about reputation are invalid because its not a complaint nor is it an issue that needs the attention of a staff member. Please for Glaceon sake, leave your reason why you gave him the + or the - in reputation. Otherwise, he will believe it to be random and continue giving out negative reputation to other people.Game ServersSyndicate Gamers Gaming LeagueWe are still unsure what this Gaming league is about or when it is going to start, if ever. If anything, we have lied to you about having a competitive league and apologize for the lack of enthusiasm from Mitch. With this said, Mitch will no longer be offering a cash prize and instead he will now offer you pictures of himself and positive reputation. Be sure to sign up and good luck.GeneralSo we are no longer using the second dedicated box we purchased from our provider. We outsourced our mysql needs to a hosting company that will only charge a low fee of $13 a month rather than paying at least $150 a month. However, we are still going to pretend to pay for this second box so Coinstar can have extra money every month to buy diapers for his elderly friends. Good luck Coinstar and we hope you get lucky with a few of them!Also, There will be a required community viewing of this video. There will be a test a few weeks from now and those who do not pass has to put this video in their signature until they do. It is Junzou's Favorite video so please be respectful when viewing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownLegend 5480 Posted June 21, 2010 I'm banning Kai, brb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papa 231 Posted June 21, 2010 Haha the Blackjack part was the best, I always see him playing in Minigames. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kai! 3 Posted June 21, 2010 Woops Forgot some key info.Jason We decided to promote Church to Advisor once again, skipping any and all recruitment process. He is the only Advisor considered valuable to us and he would have been JCS but then that would have caused Drama. Also, he wasn't Jason's cousin so Coinstar wouldn't approve. He will be our new Appointed Lefthand Nutswinger AdvisorJason We decided to promote Church to Advisor once again, skipping any and all recruitment process. He is the only Advisor considered valuable to us and he would have been JCS but then that would have caused Drama. He will be our new Appointed Lefthand Nutswinger Advisor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChosenOne2000 4440 Posted June 21, 2010 Kai......I want your babies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EchoFourTwelve 165 Posted June 21, 2010 wait... so we gotta watch robogeisha AND gee? ...aight.but really, can we do the recruitment thing at the beginning of the month again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elmo 1272 Posted June 21, 2010 i thought this was real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoboInArmy 7 Posted June 21, 2010 I am extremely dissapoint. There was no digest cover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch 2111 Posted June 21, 2010 lol'd at every paragraph. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taboo 2392 Posted June 21, 2010 better than gee, yo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch 2111 Posted June 23, 2010 /bump for those who haven't read this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renigade 11 Posted June 23, 2010 Reading this just made my week! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoinStar 191 Posted June 23, 2010 the best.fyi, second dedicated box is our web server and soon to host zescape and jbreak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
