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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Sir. Hot Mayo in Living with Will.Alaska   
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    Just Will on his daily grind.
    An interesting documentary though. If you haven't heard of VICE, I highly recommend you check their shit out. They cover some absolutely insane stuff.
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from bulletford in Sg's New Advisory Dietician   
    Fuck powdered cheese you need the creamy shit
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to centran in Prototype Bundle Giveaway.   
    You should buy it for me so that I do not shapeshift my fist into a large dildo and ram it up your ass only to then absorb your biomass through your ass. Then I could shapeshift into you and go about your daily life subtly dropping hints to all your friends and family about how gay you are and that you hate everyone. This would go on for weeks until you start to lose friends and people begin to question their relationship with you. Then I will begin to openly berate and make fun of all those remaining that care for you until there is no one left. When that is done only then will I strip down naked in the cafeteria and cover myself with grease then run around greased up and naked and no one being able to catch me because of how slippery the grease is. When I am finally caught and questioned about my actions I will confess that I/you are princess Lexia from the planet Gargalax and greasing yourself up naked was just your species way of impressing a mate. After they finally lock me/you up in the insane asylum I will then escape and return with your lifeless biomass sucked out your ass body to leave it in your cell. They will declare it a suicide. Since I already ruined all your relationships and anyone left doesn't want to be associated with an insane person; no one will show up to your funeral. To add to the confusion of what happened to you I will steal your body from your casket, fill the casket with dildos, and leave a noting saying, "Going back to planet Gargalax and away from all you pussies. Peace out! Princess Lexia." The funeral home, police, and your family will live out their lives forever in confusion of what the hell happened to you.
    So yeah... give me the damn game bundle so that doesn't happen.
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Marvin in Possible Faulty Voting Machines   
    It's all decided behind closed doors who wins elections anyways.
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from blob in Stepping Down   
    Gl mang
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Freekiller #3 in Check this out: Star Citizen   
    Could this be the game I've always wanted after freelancer?
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to water.exe in Phone upgrade soon:   
    Also gotta remember that Android is open source and while it may run the latest Android OS it won't always be supported while the iPhone will always retain iOS updates for at least 3 generations IE iPhone 3gs is still being support in iOS6
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from MOFLSTOMP in Phone upgrade soon:   
    Go android
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to blob in Sg's New Advisory Dietician   
    Demote dastan for not liking velveeta. It has always been a consistent #1 in my eyes. Kraft used to be way better than it is now, not sure what it is, but it's gotten worse.
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Sketchmaticx in Meme Chat   
    THIS IS FUCKING GAY
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to UnknownLegend in Apologies...   
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to ZachPL in Post your desktop   
    http://www.wallmay.net/Outer_space/Planets/outer_space_planets_collage_tiles_1920x1080_wallpaper_53460
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Iherdcows in Being more mature   
    One year older than 17
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Eek in Being more mature   
    One year older than 17
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Llethander in Guild Wars 2 - Combat Mode   
    Hey guys, I just got done making this video about a mod for Guild Wars 2 that I recommend for everyone playing the game. The mod is called "Combat Mode" and, to make a long explanation short, turns the camera control/targetting system of Guild Wars 2 into that of Tera Online. For more information check out the video below.
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    Edit: Update for Combat Mode V1.1

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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from fatb0y in Warp speed might be possible   
    Why don't we just speed up light and catch a riiiiiide?
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Archy in My life is now complete.   
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from jc4x4 in Happy Birthday JC4X4   
    HAppy bday!
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Sir. Hot Mayo in 3D printable guns (wiki weapon)   
    I think the fact that you can suggest this and not be flamed to no end shows progress, maybe one day. A little off topic but in my opinion it would never happen. People in power like to stay in power and will do anything to remain in power. Borders, religion and prejudice are tools that those in power can use to control masses of people and sadly that will never go away. Even if the current leaders are evicted the next wave of leaders will surely fall into old habits. It's a human thing.
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from MiniDude22 in 3D printable guns (wiki weapon)   
    I'll choose the crackhead anyday. Already has the serials off and you can rob him for your money back after you make your purchase.. win win
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    TeflonAssassin reacted to Sir. Hot Mayo in 3D printable guns (wiki weapon)   
    In my opinion, I think this technology is fantastic, and that we're progressing in the right direction. However, I don't think the world we're living in is ready for it. It's just way too fucked up in this current state. We've got religion, radical militant groups, corruption in every level of government, people dying of disease, hunger, etc;. And to unleash this sort of thing on the public, to give the wrong people access to weapons and other creatable objects is just not a good idea for obvious reasons.
    I think we have to develop as a collective and throw away our borders, religions, prejudices to truly be able to handle this sort of thing. It might seem radical but I think it's what needs to happen if we don't want to see some sort of war or unnecessary deaths occur. - I like to think optimistically that one day we will have all of those things, but realistically I think we're too far gone and caught up in our greed and old ignorant ways.
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Llethander in 3D printable guns (wiki weapon)   
    I'll choose the crackhead anyday. Already has the serials off and you can rob him for your money back after you make your purchase.. win win
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from MOFLSTOMP in Planetside 2 PC Gamer keys to be activated TODAY   
    This shit is awesome when people are working together and you see like a bajillion people goin gah gah gah and the Galaxy is like dun dun dun dun then shit's explodin
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from Llethander in Planetside 2 PC Gamer keys to be activated TODAY   
    This shit is awesome when people are working together and you see like a bajillion people goin gah gah gah and the Galaxy is like dun dun dun dun then shit's explodin
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    TeflonAssassin got a reaction from jc4x4 in Planetside 2 PC Gamer keys to be activated TODAY   
    This shit is awesome when people are working together and you see like a bajillion people goin gah gah gah and the Galaxy is like dun dun dun dun then shit's explodin
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