RKeaton

Wasn't there, but.....I'm still drinking

This is why I don't like fucking e-statements, nor online bill pay. 

Dude had a good run but is an idiot for doing what he did with the vid.

Never knew people did shit like this with those notes, lol wow

EDIT: Pardon the website, was on youtube before viral :[

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84187654/

can't wait til one of these end with a gunshot wound to the groin 

 

I'm really into like realism and how things are and she seems more in the clouds or w/e, but to me, she seems just more happy and open rather than "naive" or something

 

You actually realize global warming exists, and she doesn't get a joke until 3 seconds after everyone stops laughing aka a ditz. (is the vibe I'm gettin) I dated a girl like that for several months. Great relationship when it existed. What ur buds might be saying is that you are too "smart for this chick". I'd say fuck 'em. 

also, this is not the greatest place to look for help

Why the fuck not? use it as a snowplow/workhorse or other wise sell it if you have no need. win/win either way really

OKC vs Pacers Finals with OKC going 4-0 and Kevin Durant naming refs Real Finals MVP

With Ibaka out for all of playoffs? Doubt it.

Thanks for the recap I already forgot what happened

Get a bike before you have to pay for your own insurance, that way you won't have to pay for shit when you hit a telephone pole at 85

https://www.google.com/search?q=67RSSSmnyshot&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS470US470&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=HfZvU-z-JNKfyAT5kYDYDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1366&bih=705#facrc=_&imgrc=t1dByVOJe53fiM%253A%3B_Vk0NkY_Mam_-M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimg9.imageshack.us%252Fimg9%252F5936%252F67rsssmnyshot.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.highdefforum.com%252Fcar-forum%252F115098-muscle-cars-1962-1972-a-371.html%3B800%3B449

Nasal colonoscopy

Sweedish blood pancakes anyone?

I'll believe in any religion, as long as I get my virgins in paradise with everything I've ever wanted. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58qO43xoeW8

http://www.viralnova.com/simon-beck-snow-art/

http://www.jhunewsletter.com/2013/03/07/fruit-flies-consume-alcohol-to-combat-wasps-36164/

Kinda interesting, I looked this up when I had fruit flies chillin on my bananas when they were ripe enough for my taste.

Alcoholic motherfuckers

I'm not a milf-lover but I really wanna fuck Chris McKendry and Hannah Storm

Found this from an old middle school buddy, has to be from a non-English speaking country 

I always imagine Thanksgiving as people in top hats shooting Native Americans and turkeys, whilst taking their land.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat

for those tl:dr's clean out the your sandyvag

Vid reminds me of when I had no "real" responsibilities when I was a child, as well being a sub-teen addicted to this game game

Go  semi-competitive considering you make and edit yourself in vids nigga!