Leeroy

Hello, I have spiderpigrider. I have a complain of the map ttt_67thway_sg_fix_final_v2. This map was Amazing Before the "update". The map has one flaw that i really don't like. I feel like the cars are an unnecessary addition. I didn't see any reason why we had to add the cars. One example of a way the car is a distraction is  When I am a innocent, someone gets killed in the open. I go to id it and then BAM. The car kills me. May I ask that we get rid of the car in ttt_67thway_sg_fix_final_v2.
 
Thank you for taking to read my complain. I hope you consider this.  

WE'RE LOSING AT FUN, WE'RE LOSING AT INTERESTING MECHANICS, WE'RE LOSING AT OVERPOWERED RACES, WE'RE LOSING OLDFAGS, WE'RE LOSING AT KEEPING ENGINEERS AROUND, AND WE'RE ESPECIALLY LOSING AT MEMES
 

 
IT'S TIME TO MAKE WARCRAFT GREAT AGAIN
 
 
 
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS FIX BUGS...
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BUGS PAY FOR IT!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MOLE WORK AGAIN, NO MORE SPENDING YOUR HARD EARNED CASH JUST FOR A DUD SHOPITEM! WE'RE GONNA MAKE PYROMANIAC MINES ON AMERICAN TURF, AND THEY ARE GONNA WORK CORRECTLY, NO MORE BLOWING UP FROM FIRE BEING NEARBY  
THEN WE'RE GONNA GET BETTER DEALS...
WE AREN'T MAKING GOOD DEALS ANY MORE!
WE'RE GONNA GET SOCK OF THE FEATHER FOR $2,000 INSTEAD OF $2,500 WE'RE GONNA MAKE WEAPON SLING, A NEW DEFENSIVE ITEM THAT REDUCED THE CHANCE OF GETTING DISARMED BY 70% FOR A MERE $2,000!  
THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE QUALITY OF LIFE CHANGES
WARCRAFT IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN EVER
WE'RE GONNA MAKE CRUSADER'S WISH NOT SPAWN GUNS IF YOUR RACE SPAWNS WITH GUNS IN THAT SLOT ALREADY - NO MORE GETTING JIPPED OUT OF YOUR HARD EARNED GUNS! WE'RE GONNA SELL THE AUG AND SG ON THE GUNS MENU! WE'RE GONNA MAKE EVADE PSEUDO RANDOM, GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT 25% EVADE TRIGGERS 5/5 TIMES, WHILE ALSO GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT EVADE TRIGGERS 0/5 TIMES! SEE THE LINK FOR MORE DETAILS. THEN WE'RE GONNA BUFF OUR RACES,
BECAUSE, BOY DO WE LOVE OUR RACES
ABADDON IS GOING TO HAVE A 3 SECOND ULTIMATE (UP FROM 2.5) AND HIS APHOTIC SHIELD WILL BLOCK 90% OF DAMAGE (UP FROM 80%) ADVENTURER'S ROGUE CLOAK IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 18% (UP FROM 16%) CORPSE BOMBER IS GONNA DEAL MARGINALLY MORE DAMAGE WITH HIS DETONATION DEFAULT IS GONNA BE IMMUNE TO A LOT MORE, INCLUDING POISON, CRIT, BASH, LEECH, WEAPON DROP, FIRE, SLOW, KNOCKBACK, AND MAYBE EVEN MORE! DEMON HUNTER GRENADES ARE GONNA DEAL 18% OF THE GRENADE DAMAGE PER TICK AS FIRE, UP FROM 13% DISTORTION IS GONNA REGENERATE BLINK CHARGES EVERY 0.9 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0 SECONDS) DRAGON KNIGHT IS GONNA HAVE HP REGEN OF 2.0 (UP FROM 1.5) DROW QUEEN IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 22% (UP FROM 20%) GOLDEN TAIL IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 0.95 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0) INFECTED IS GONNA HAVE AN ADDITIONAL 550 HEALTH IN THE STARTING ROUNDS (UP FROM 450) KEEPER OF THE GROVE'S ULTIMATE RANGE IS INCREASED BY ALMOST 50% LOBOTOMIST BANISH AND LOBOTOMIZE LAST MARGINALLY LONGER LORD JARAXXUS SHOOTS CHAIN LIGHTNING MARGINALLY FARTHER MASTER OF GO CAN HEAL SLIGHTLY MORE FREQUENTLY BY JUMPING (0.5 SEC CD TO 0.2 SEC CD) MOLECULE IS GONNA HAVE 35% EVADE (UP FROM 33%) NATURE WISP IS GONNA HAVE 60% EVADE (UP FROM 50%) AND IS GONNA START WITH 15 LEVELS NOW (LIKE ZERGLING) NIGHT ELF IS GONNA HAVE 28% EVADE (UP FROM 25%) PISTOLEER IS GONNA ULT EVERY 2.5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 3) PUDGE DISMEMBER IS GONNA LAST 1.75 SECONDS (UP FROM 1.5) PYROMANIAC IS GONNA BE ABLE TO KNOCKBACK EVERY 2 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 4 SECONDS) RANGER OF THE WOODS IS GONNA ABSORB 40% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 30%) TERRAN REAPER IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 6) SIN IS GONNA DEAL 70% BONUS HEADSHOT DAMAGE (UP FROM 49%) UNHOLY PALADIN IS GONNA GET 1.8% LIFESTEAL PER TEAMMATE (UP FROM 1.6%) WIZARD OF THE EVERLASTING IS GONNA ABSORB 100% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 50%) ZERGLING IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ATTACK 0.75 SECONDS AFTER UNBURROWING (DOWN FROM 1 SECOND)  
THEN WE'RE GONNA ADD A RACE TO THE SERVER
BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD RACES
BATTLEFIELD PRO IS NOW PLAYABLE AT 4500 TOTAL LEVELS! REGEN WAS REPLACED WITH AN ALL NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN, BRIEFLY TESTED ULTIMATE! GO GIVE IT A WHIRL! THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE STRIDES IN CODING EFFICIENCY
BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF ALWAYS LAGGING 
(NO GUARANTEE THIS MADE A NOTICEABLE EFFECT ON THE LAG.. IT PROBABLY ISN'T A HUGE DIFFERENCE, AND I WON'T KNOW TILL I SEE IT LIVE)
WE'RE GONNA RECODE REGEN FROM THE GROUND UP BECAUSE REGEN WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING MANAGED EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HOW SPEED IS SET, BECAUSE SPEED WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING RECALCULATED AND RESET EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME WE'RE GONNA STOP UNNECESSARILY STORING PLAYER WEAPONS EVERY 2 GAME FRAMES FOR CRUSADERS WISH, AND START STORING THEM EVERY TIME A PLAYER PICKS UP OR DROPS A GUN  
AND THE BEST PART IS? ALL OF THIS IS ALREADY LIVE!

oh my sweet summer child...

when you get on clamps' bad side, you really want to frigg off.

Jailbreak is the server you go to for when you feel edgy. You go, you ignore the orders, and people get salty. It's fun to go on Jailbreak and record/stream all of the cancerousautism9000 that goes on between Paidmins and trolls, sometimes even Server Officers. 

little kids tell other little kids what to do or else they shoot them

ayyel moa
 

Someone *cough cough* deleted it

How come I can't remember seeing you on JB? Having people like you on there really makes it a better place.
 
Not trying to sound like an ass with my first statement, I really do wish I meet you on the server soon. Maybe my saltiness levels will drop.

Im down i actually like that twister knife lmao