IT'S TIME TO MAKE WARCRAFT GREAT AGAIN

[Face 1910]

WE'RE LOSING AT FUN, WE'RE LOSING AT INTERESTING MECHANICS, WE'RE LOSING AT OVERPOWERED RACES, WE'RE LOSING OLDFAGS, WE'RE LOSING AT KEEPING ENGINEERS AROUND, AND WE'RE ESPECIALLY LOSING AT MEMES

 

 

IT'S TIME TO MAKE WARCRAFT GREAT AGAIN

 

 

 

THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS FIX BUGS...

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BUGS PAY FOR IT!

• WE'RE GONNA MAKE MOLE WORK AGAIN, NO MORE SPENDING YOUR HARD EARNED CASH JUST FOR A DUD SHOPITEM!
• WE'RE GONNA MAKE PYROMANIAC MINES ON AMERICAN TURF, AND THEY ARE GONNA WORK CORRECTLY, NO MORE BLOWING UP FROM FIRE BEING NEARBY

 

THEN WE'RE GONNA GET BETTER DEALS...

WE AREN'T MAKING GOOD DEALS ANY MORE!

• WE'RE GONNA GET SOCK OF THE FEATHER FOR $2,000 INSTEAD OF $2,500
• WE'RE GONNA MAKE WEAPON SLING, A NEW DEFENSIVE ITEM THAT REDUCED THE CHANCE OF GETTING DISARMED BY 70% FOR A MERE $2,000!

 

THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE QUALITY OF LIFE CHANGES

WARCRAFT IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN EVER

• WE'RE GONNA MAKE CRUSADER'S WISH NOT SPAWN GUNS IF YOUR RACE SPAWNS WITH GUNS IN THAT SLOT ALREADY - NO MORE GETTING JIPPED OUT OF YOUR HARD EARNED GUNS!
• WE'RE GONNA SELL THE AUG AND SG ON THE GUNS MENU!
• WE'RE GONNA MAKE EVADE PSEUDO RANDOM, GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT 25% EVADE TRIGGERS 5/5 TIMES, WHILE ALSO GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT EVADE TRIGGERS 0/5 TIMES! SEE THE LINK FOR MORE DETAILS.

THEN WE'RE GONNA BUFF OUR RACES,

BECAUSE, BOY DO WE LOVE OUR RACES

• ABADDON IS GOING TO HAVE A 3 SECOND ULTIMATE (UP FROM 2.5) AND HIS APHOTIC SHIELD WILL BLOCK 90% OF DAMAGE (UP FROM 80%)
• ADVENTURER'S ROGUE CLOAK IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 18% (UP FROM 16%)
• CORPSE BOMBER IS GONNA DEAL MARGINALLY MORE DAMAGE WITH HIS DETONATION
• DEFAULT IS GONNA BE IMMUNE TO A LOT MORE, INCLUDING POISON, CRIT, BASH, LEECH, WEAPON DROP, FIRE, SLOW, KNOCKBACK, AND MAYBE EVEN MORE!
• DEMON HUNTER GRENADES ARE GONNA DEAL 18% OF THE GRENADE DAMAGE PER TICK AS FIRE, UP FROM 13%
• DISTORTION IS GONNA REGENERATE BLINK CHARGES EVERY 0.9 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0 SECONDS)
• DRAGON KNIGHT IS GONNA HAVE HP REGEN OF 2.0 (UP FROM 1.5)
• DROW QUEEN IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 22% (UP FROM 20%)
• GOLDEN TAIL IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 0.95 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0)
• INFECTED IS GONNA HAVE AN ADDITIONAL 550 HEALTH IN THE STARTING ROUNDS (UP FROM 450)
• KEEPER OF THE GROVE'S ULTIMATE RANGE IS INCREASED BY ALMOST 50%
• LOBOTOMIST BANISH AND LOBOTOMIZE LAST MARGINALLY LONGER
• LORD JARAXXUS SHOOTS CHAIN LIGHTNING MARGINALLY FARTHER
• MASTER OF GO CAN HEAL SLIGHTLY MORE FREQUENTLY BY JUMPING (0.5 SEC CD TO 0.2 SEC CD)
• MOLECULE IS GONNA HAVE 35% EVADE (UP FROM 33%)
• NATURE WISP IS GONNA HAVE 60% EVADE (UP FROM 50%) AND IS GONNA START WITH 15 LEVELS NOW (LIKE ZERGLING)
• NIGHT ELF IS GONNA HAVE 28% EVADE (UP FROM 25%)
• PISTOLEER IS GONNA ULT EVERY 2.5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 3)
• PUDGE DISMEMBER IS GONNA LAST 1.75 SECONDS (UP FROM 1.5)
• PYROMANIAC IS GONNA BE ABLE TO KNOCKBACK EVERY 2 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 4 SECONDS)
• RANGER OF THE WOODS IS GONNA ABSORB 40% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 30%)
• TERRAN REAPER IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 6)
• SIN IS GONNA DEAL 70% BONUS HEADSHOT DAMAGE (UP FROM 49%)
• UNHOLY PALADIN IS GONNA GET 1.8% LIFESTEAL PER TEAMMATE (UP FROM 1.6%)
• WIZARD OF THE EVERLASTING IS GONNA ABSORB 100% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 50%)
• ZERGLING IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ATTACK 0.75 SECONDS AFTER UNBURROWING (DOWN FROM 1 SECOND)

 

THEN WE'RE GONNA ADD A RACE TO THE SERVER

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD RACES

• BATTLEFIELD PRO IS NOW PLAYABLE AT 4500 TOTAL LEVELS! REGEN WAS REPLACED WITH AN ALL NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN, BRIEFLY TESTED ULTIMATE! GO GIVE IT A WHIRL!

THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE STRIDES IN CODING EFFICIENCY

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF ALWAYS LAGGING 

(NO GUARANTEE THIS MADE A NOTICEABLE EFFECT ON THE LAG.. IT PROBABLY ISN'T A HUGE DIFFERENCE, AND I WON'T KNOW TILL I SEE IT LIVE)

• WE'RE GONNA RECODE REGEN FROM THE GROUND UP BECAUSE REGEN WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING MANAGED EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME
• WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HOW SPEED IS SET, BECAUSE SPEED WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING RECALCULATED AND RESET EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME
• WE'RE GONNA STOP UNNECESSARILY STORING PLAYER WEAPONS EVERY 2 GAME FRAMES FOR CRUSADERS WISH, AND START STORING THEM EVERY TIME A PLAYER PICKS UP OR DROPS A GUN

 

AND THE BEST PART IS? ALL OF THIS IS ALREADY LIVE!

[Leeroy 735]

fuck yes i love u :3

[Agent 22]

IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR A BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS FOR USING A (IN THE PROCESS OF BEING TRADEMARKED) SAYING



jk lol
Warcraft will be great again

[Face 1910]

Just now, 357SIG said:

IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR A BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS FOR USING A (IN THE PROCESS OF BEING TRADEMARKED) SAYING



jk lol
Warcraft will be great again

^ he used the phrase in a PM and that is where I got the idea from, lol

[Dakka 854]

BEST SERVER FOR A REASON

[Agent 22]

Face Id like to request a special title on the server, in front of my name please, for suggesting the phrase.
 

[shikaku 706]

10/10 had a laugh

[Cman 469]

We. Did. It. Reddit. face ily

[Knox 1470]

does this mean you're moving the server back to USE??????

[Face 1910]

If you notice any bugs related to this feel free to post them here or in the bug thread.

Looks like mole sometimes is breaking for other (new) reasons, I think it might be map related

[Leeroy 735]

[War3Source]  No suitable location found, can't mole! 

Mole still broken

[Towelie 47]

Let me just say this, fuck that Battlefield Pro race. 

A SILENT M249 or NEGEV? WTF COMPLETELY SILENT. THATS HORSE SHIT. 

Anyways, wanna buff that awp on Archi by 10 damage? Cool, thanks. 

Edited April 16, 2016 by Towelie

[Face 1910]

it isn't 100% silent it makes usps sound, if you can't hear it turn up ur volume scrub

[HCMikey 248]

Face can't do simple math (Ok, maybe it's a little complex) so he makes me do it for him. Dude works with money AND HE CAN'T FUCKING DO MATH.

 

 

PS: THIS IS GREAT WAR3 BUFF FACE

Edited April 16, 2016 by HornyCat

[EL_PATRON 1344]

Thanks face! 

[Face 1910]

11 hours ago, Face said:

If you notice any bugs related to this feel free to post them here or in the bug thread.

Looks like mole sometimes is breaking for other (new) reasons, I think it might be map related

 

Mole should work 100% correctly. I fixed it right the first time, but it turns out Warden had copied and pasted the code in the race - so I had to fix it there as well.

[Tyrone 514]

Thanks face!

 

Could you add eny expertis on frodo??

[centran 4457]

If you really wanted to be trump you would just make claims and what to fix with no plan or idea to fix it just that we are going to do it! it will get done! how? it will!

[Wintergreen 1603]

ctrl + f human. No changes? Moving on then.

[Face 1910]

22 minutes ago, Wintergreen said:

ctrl + f human. No changes? Moving on then.

Human got some love recently I believe.

[Wintergreen 1603]

4 hours ago, Face said:

Human got some love recently I believe.

Oh, I wasn't saying that it needed some buffs fam xD

[Cman 469]

The wizard buff was not needed imo, as he is just now even more tanky with his regen as well. I thought it was fine at %50 dmg absorption going into armor.  

[The Impenetrable Wall 31]

I love you face... and donald trump but mostly you xDD

[Serif The Sheriff 73]

All praise our lord and savior Face

[csgohoe 1]

There have been some war3 servers come and go but this clan operates the best that I've played in a long time.