Dr. NarwhalsNumbNuts IV

Hey Krony, how many fingers am I holding up? 
 
Why the fuck is Breeze still commenting on this thread? I thought you can't use your forum account while banned unless it's to appeal? 

Hey Krony, how many fingers am I holding up? 
 
Why the fuck is Breeze still commenting on this thread? I thought you can't use your forum account while banned unless it's to appeal? 

RIP ROOTBEER
 
 
 

I have to assume that ban is a joke. Rootbeer abuses the least out of any VET.

i don't want some shitty like you picking up my knife. get your own.

I've been overseas visiting family for the past two weeks, and the lag on the servers is unbearable so I've been keeping up to date with sG on the forums.
 
Jeannie's post made me laugh so hard at 1:10 AM here in Jordan that it woke up my grandmother. Fuck that kid. 

I've been overseas visiting family for the past two weeks, and the lag on the servers is unbearable so I've been keeping up to date with sG on the forums.
 
Jeannie's post made me laugh so hard at 1:10 AM here in Jordan that it woke up my grandmother. Fuck that kid. 

Alcohol is a crutch. I believe a lot of these issues stem from your battle with alcoholism. What makes you drink? While it allows you refuge from your problems, it only exacerbates the issue rather than allowing you to handle it head on.

Alright fine you convinced me

All right, everyone calm down, I'm here.
I'm the official sG counselor. I'm here to help and to facilitate an honest, open dialogue, between both parties, as an impartial 3rd party. 
@Trelvick, how did this whole situation make you feel? Not "feel", as in emotions. I mean, FEEL. 
Crobat, Zip, we'll get to you soon.

This hit me hard.
From. From now on...I shall be known as....Man

All right, everyone calm down, I'm here.
I'm the official sG counselor. I'm here to help and to facilitate an honest, open dialogue, between both parties, as an impartial 3rd party. 
@Trelvick, how did this whole situation make you feel? Not "feel", as in emotions. I mean, FEEL. 
Crobat, Zip, we'll get to you soon.

Dude I think you should have a talk with @Dr. NarwhalsNumbNuts IV. Sounds to me like you have the stockholm syndrome, Narwhals might be able to help you. 

I was a long time SO, but now I'm one of two staff who oversee them, @Clamps being the other.
Provide me this evidence of SOs abusing their powers and I'll deal with that too. I've yet to see any evidence anywhere of Zip abusing. From what was said by @Trelvick, "c4 was taunting zip quite a bit because he came on and started bossing people around despite not being on for a while". What is being considered as "bossing"? Without evidence I have NO IDEA what that even means, especially on ZE?? Then the second part, "...but zip was being kind of aggressive...", well, duh. Of course you'd need to get aggressive if a player was, "taunting zip quite a bit". As I said, there is no need for that. This third part is my PERSONAL FAVORITE, "C4 felt it was in his need to tell zip off for this...", for a long time now staff have told SOs they have the right to ban players who do exactly this. That is what should have been done, in my opinion, but it seems like @Zip was trying to avoid that. Sometimes you just have to know when to let that ban hammer fall.
So, @C4_, if you have evidence of this bossing, that is actual real shit that should be taken care of, please, show us. Otherwise as I said before, settle down, and don't fucking troll anyone for any reason. 

Get shit on@c4_

Thanks for supporting me man, your ban does sound very weird as well wtf.

He was banned for saying he was going to DDoS a toaster. I agree, that doesn't need a perma ban. Maybe stern warning/short ban so he gets the point across that we don't tolerate that at all. 
 
@Trelvick
This is somewhat relevant to the situation... but what you say REALLY ircks me the wrong way.
 
I don't care if an SO hasn't been on for a while, they are an SO, SERVER OFFICER. They have all the right to come into a server and lay down the law if that is what is needed. There is no written hierarchy in the server rules that state if you haven't played in a while you need to stand down, FUCK THAT. It's the SO's job to keep order in the server. If that means going up against someone trolling new players, then so be it. They will do what is needed to stop that. I swear to God, if I get reports with evidence of one of my SO's being "challenged" by a troll, you can bet your ass I will ban that person, without a question. I won't miss a wink of sleep either. SO's are the backbone of our community, they're not staff, they're regular members out on the front line of our servers helping keep order and making it an enjoyable place for all. 
 
I'm sure @Clamps will back me up on this. Fuck with our Server Officers, you fuck with us. And I'll tell you now, it won't end well in your favor. 
 
@C4_ Take this as a warning, you said yourself you troll new players. Why. Why the FUCK would you do that? There is no reason for that, no reason at all. If you come into JB and do that shit while any staff, SOs, or me on, you'll be set in your place faster then you can think. Cut your FUCKING SHIT OUT. Settle the fuck down, and stop being a fucking troll. I was against your permaban, but if this is how you want to present yourself to the community. Good fucking luck with that...
 
@Lv. 100 Crobat

You don't know much about it obviously. The "threat" wasn't malicious and I was already unbanned for that, this is something else. (:

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

I've had a couple run ins with you on the server. I'll address the highlighted points in order.
1. You definitely harm the server with your griefing and trolling. You've done things to kill you fellow CT's and general hinderance of the team as a whole. 
2. I've never seen you ever stop anything from trolling, only to add on top of it. You've constantly told players, myself included, "go fuck/kill yourself" many times. 
3. Yes you do. You've only ever once kicked somebody for something minor, but otherwise, you're the source of the cancer on ZE.
4. I've asked you to knock it off and chill out quite a few times. Somebody said something about Muslims on the server, while no admins were on, and you started egging it on, carrying the toxic conversation far longer than it should have. 
 
You're a cancer on the server, I've seen that in the couple of hours I've spent there. Your credibility is wack because of this, which is only enhanced by your bullshit CD posts. Clean up your act before you also get banned, because I don't know if you've noticed this, but we're getting really tired of shitheads like you in our community. 

Like I said, you aren't close at all to being able to apply.