fps_trucka

Hello all, 

I hope you will consider me I am very gud staff I have helped community for almost a year and have realized that the only way to help this community is to cleanse it of the autism if voted, I will provide mac and cheese to help please the god junzo and I will also remember to ward runes. Thank you for your time. 

~Turka

We can't stack since !block does not work on this server.

Don't worry.

Also yeah i think ill do the knife damage thing but i need to come up with a good number.

We could definitely do this however, the low grav on humans could lead to broken maps 

Alien Versus Predator Event

Its summer time once again boys and gals and what better way to enjoy it than staying indoors and playing video games all day!  We are excited to say we are hosting a zombie escape event from the 5th of July to the 13th of July!  For this event we will be making all human models predator and all zombie models aliens!  For the past couple of months zombie escape has been declining on population lets get it back on track! 

So to spin off the event we are introducing new challenges!

Challenges

The leaning tower of pisa: Have 6 humans stack on top of each other.

Now That’s Real Talent: scout headshot kill

Pyromaniac: fire-nade/molotov kill
Last Resort: get a kill with a default pistol (USP is ok)
Sole Survivor: only CT to survive a round
Mercenary: kill 3 SO’s in 1 round OR 1 SO 3 rounds in a row (can be CT or T)
Kill-gasmic: longest kill streak during event (if tied, each player gets a raffle ticket)
Always A Bridesmaid, Never The Bride: most total assists during event
The Good, The Bad, and The Dedicated: top 3 players with most total time played during event (no idling)

FPS Doug: Get three or more headshots in one round.

If it bleeds we can kill it: Most T kills in the event.

Mission Impossible- Win 1 round of cyberderp as CT.

Knive-tastic. - Get 4 kills with a knife.

How to report your completed challenges.  For any challenge there must be a minimum of 8 people on the server and your photo or demo should show this. 

Rewards!

We are offering some unique rewards this time around and if you complete a challenge you have a chance at getting any of these prizes. Also if you would like to donate to the rewards section we are taking only game donations, thanks!

Customized store title, you can personalize this title to say anything you want.

20,000 credits

15,000 credits

10,000 credits

5,000 credits

Magicka

Bioshock infinite

Payday 2

We hope to see you all there and have a good time!

Marvin :'( i crie evry tiem

My sides, rip

Looked very nice not going to lie 

I am all for this as long as i don't have klark on my team

huppy birfday!

If you didn't weigh 45 pounds and have the strength of gumby then your arm probably wouldn't keep breaking.

Don't you make fun of gumby.

Hello all, 

I recently just broke my bone in my arm by biking (again) and require surgery (this friday) if by any chance anything wrong happens, i have a couple last requests for you all...

#1. Let firefighter take my ADV he is the best at making events for ZE.

#2. Ban Siesan, he is a doge, they cannot use the internet to begin with.

#3.Jeff never take mid again (dota 2)

#4. Eddy.

#5. I want ze group messages everyday to show up.

#6. Jason lets beat borderlands 2 already.

#7. Howard Dean, avenge me and dem beans.

And lastly

#8. But first lemme take a selfie...

Ps. I aint croppin shit someone put a spoiler tag on picture or something gg no re all

How hot are these pictures though? On a scale of 1 - Angie Varona?

Sadly no there is literally no escape. But maybe someone on their free time would be willing to add a helicopter as I'm to dumb on how to do it.

If someone does this i will put it on the server. Otherwise request denied.

Huppy birfday

God it pains me to watch gameplay trailers like these. The people don't even try to fucking shoot the other team.

I will be adding it tonight. Heading out the door but it will be on the server when i get back.

girls farting disgusts me, am i the only one?

Get the fuck out. Now.

100,000 dollars obviously, then I would go on a cruise with the money.

Dude I loved Conker back in the day. R.I.P.

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Bow down to the   King.

what type of switch are you looking for?

red, blue, green, brown, black, clear?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823816010

^ keyboard i'm using (pretty good with window lock button and wasd 1-6 textured keys)

That is one good looking keyboard. I am pretty jealous.

how big is the game?

We have cyberderp on  the server already i put it on like 3 days ago. Also we have all these other maps but there is issues. Skyrim is 372mb, minecraft_adventure crashes server from time to time we already have a hypernova, and paper_escaper was crashing.  

Sailor Mercury. So hot.