The Real Xlite

i can fap 2 this

I was going to reply saying I'm 6' 136 lbs but Turtles got me beat, wtf dude.
 
OT: Great friend of mine played lax all the way through High school, he played goalie and would always have huge ass welts on his legs, they look pretty nasty.
 
By the way, it's Lacrosse not 'lacross'

My friend was a goalie but one game he took a shot straight to the ballsack. He had to go in to the hospital a couple times and have his nut drained because it was so swelled up with fluid. Needless to say he had to quit lacrosse.

I can't remember if I've negged you or not. I've just negged so many people.

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First of all
 
1 Minute bans do NOT count towards your total bans.
 
2nd of All, if you do ever ban someone, please have proof ready to provided.
 
Also, names that bypass racist words in and of themselves aren't allowed, if their intent is to be see as a way to be "racist" without using the literal words.
 
I am going to Resolve this, simply because both sides were being unreasonable at this point, as well as lack of proof provided. Treat a 1 Minute ban as effectively a kick...
 
Boon- This doesn't count towards your 6 bans. However when trying to appeal anything, don't come off as a hot head...
 
Banana- Next time Just kick/Have proof of w/e he said. The Warn/Slay/Kick/Ban policy exists for a reason(You can do Warn/Slay/Mute/Kick/Ban for mic spammers and what not.).
 
All in all, if this was a "serious" ban, proof is needed. However, the thing with low ban times(less than 30 minutes), is those aren't normally used, and a Kick with a reason normally works much better. 1 Minute bans are normally joke bans not used..
 
Needless to say, the ban is not on your "6 ban" record, and is already expired. Going to Resolve this.
 
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8&list=TLW0NajIBXKryKEkvZBEPDfbSjEyn00TIb

Thanks so much man! Just what I need in the middle of finals week for engineering bahahahaha. Will definitely put good use into this <33333333

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/627313
 
I recently found this game while on newgrounds; it's a skill avoid game which gets faster and faster as you progress.
 
This game is quite addicting and lasted me for about half an hour before i rage quitted and stopped.
 
This is the farthest I got going non stop.
 

 
1222 isnt too bad, Lets see how far you can go before dying.
 
 

Ialways Is actually really shit, I challenge him to a 1v1, pls fight me fail. Fag.

Ialways Is actually really shit, I challenge him to a 1v1, pls fight me fail. Fag.

stop, that links a RAT, click this one http://xmas.fnatic.com/r/jabldPCfEb.

stop, that links a RAT, click this one http://xmas.fnatic.com/r/jabldPCfEb.

Booooooo fnatic
 
NiP really messed up losing dust2 

Thanks baby

happy bday qtpi

STABBITY DO YOU LIKE IT?

i got you bby.

"The Onion Reviews:"

my bird was right on my shoulder when i played it and he got scurred and flew away. 

So, if he comes at you, one of three things happens:
 
1) You kill him.  World is down one hoodrat.
2) He kills you. World is down one hoodrat.
3) You kill each other.  World is down two hoodrats.
 
 
Looks like a win-win-win to me.

So, I'm banging this girl, right? She recently broke up with her bf awhile ago and since I'm hot, has been on the D.
 
Just finished smashing today, shortly after I took her to get a cab, ex Boyfriend messages me telling me to pay attention to the clock.
 
He messaged me saying that he plans to run up on me on the street one of these days, didn't say who told him what or anything, just said my days are numbered.
 
SO I'M IN SOME SHIT AND I LOVE Y'ALL, BUT DAT PUSSY WAS BANGIN DOE.
 
 
much love, jmafia <3

who r u?