JMaFia 1317 Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) So, I'm banging this girl, right? She recently broke up with her bf awhile ago and since I'm hot, has been on the D. Just finished smashing today, shortly after I took her to get a cab, ex Boyfriend messages me telling me to pay attention to the clock. He messaged me saying that he plans to run up on me on the street one of these days, didn't say who told him what or anything, just said my days are numbered. SO I'M IN SOME SHIT AND I LOVE Y'ALL, BUT DAT PUSSY WAS BANGIN DOE. much love, jmafia <3 Edited November 22, 2013 by JMaFia 29 1 Howard Dean, MOFLSTOMP, xmen and 27 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichalvl 1752 Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) So that thing that wave/knox/name said about someone shooting you up because you live in the bronx was true? Holy shit I think we're among a wizard. Edited November 22, 2013 by Ichalvl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pancake Man 507 Posted November 22, 2013 LMFAOOOOOOOOO I'M DEAD 1 Knox reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kawaii 25 Posted November 22, 2013 Eat his ass with a spoon, faggot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 1427 Posted November 22, 2013 LMFAOOOOOOOOO I'M DEADYou're fucked up kid. Our dear friend Jonathan is in trouble and you're just laughing at him? 3 Anzhi., Clarkus and JMaFia reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pancake Man 507 Posted November 22, 2013 You're fucked up kid. Our dear friend Jonathan is in trouble and you're just laughing at him?>2013>taking bronx niggas seriously 5 AntyCrix, ThatOllieWhoDies, Randy Savage and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JMaFia 1317 Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) >2013>taking bronx niggas seriouslywhat, bronx is worst borough in all of nyc, shut up lmfao, check crime rates. Anyway I really am in some shit here. Edited November 22, 2013 by JMaFia 1 AntyCrix reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pancake Man 507 Posted November 22, 2013 what, bronx is worst borough in all of nyc, shut up lmfao, check crime rates. Anyway I really am in some shit here.call the police then lol why's he getting so worked up about someone smashing his ex though 1 1 Eek and Bob Ross Zombie reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownLegend 5480 Posted November 22, 2013 So, if he comes at you, one of three things happens: 1) You kill him. World is down one hoodrat.2) He kills you. World is down one hoodrat.3) You kill each other. World is down two hoodrats. Looks like a win-win-win to me. 33 Timeassassin103, Sakata, Coldfuse and 30 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JMaFia 1317 Posted November 22, 2013 So, if he comes at you, one of three things happens: 1) You kill him. World is down one hoodrat.2) He kills you. World is down one hoodrat.3) You kill each other. World is down two hoodrats. Looks like a win-win-win to me.Junzou, everyone. 1 Randy Savage reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownLegend 5480 Posted November 22, 2013 Junzou, everyone. ???? Yeah, I said that. 1 Randy Savage reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lvl. 100 Latias 711 Posted November 22, 2013 Alpha as fuck 1 1 Randy Savage and Toxygen reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted November 22, 2013 next time you see him, make sure you have your girl with you, then when he's about to strike, start banging her in public and then urinate in a circle to mark a "no fly zone". Fun fact, your piss is a great deterrent for other males, however if you want that shit to be potent make sure you drink a ton of soft drinks so it comes out dark yellow. 8 jc4x4, Clarkus, Lvl. 100 Latias and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tortoise 2791 Posted November 22, 2013 pee in her butt. then he will know for sure that she isnt with him anymore. 4 Bob Ross Zombie, Acebats, water.exe and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) next time you see him, make sure you have your girl with you, then when he's about to strike, start banging her in public and then urinate in a circle to mark a "no fly zone". Fun fact, your piss is a great deterrent for other males, however if you want that shit to be potent make sure you drink a ton of soft drinks so it comes out dark yellow.You're weird. Edited November 22, 2013 by DogsGoMeow 1 Randy Savage reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eek 724 Posted November 22, 2013 call the police then lol why's he getting so worked up about someone smashing his ex though So, I'm banging this girl, right? She recently broke up with her bf awhile ago and since I'm hot, has been on the D. Just finished smashing today, shortly after I took her to get a cab, ex Boyfriend messages me telling me to pay attention to the clock. He messaged me saying that he plans to run up on me on the street one of these days, didn't say who told him what or anything, just said my days are numbered. SO I'M IN SOME SHIT AND I LOVE Y'ALL, BUT DAT PUSSY WAS BANGIN DOE. much love, jmafia <3Don't be a little bitch, keep tapping it and seeing as he's text you already threatning you, don't try talk your way out of it, just headbutt him straight away if he comes up to you. 2 AntyCrix and JMaFia reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted November 22, 2013 So, if he comes at you, one of three things happens:1) You kill him. World is down one hoodrat.2) He kills you. World is down one hoodrat.3) You kill each other. World is down two hoodrats.Looks like a win-win-win to me.I've never agreed with you more 1 UnknownLegend reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost X 710 Posted November 22, 2013 I don't even this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eek 724 Posted November 22, 2013 I don't even this threadget laid? 4 Seabagz, WeakSauce, Bob Ross Zombie and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seabagz 257 Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) wish i cud b theri would intimidate the guy with my easterneuropeanness Edited November 22, 2013 by Seabagz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted November 22, 2013 Is he black? 2 Count and Randy Savage reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted November 22, 2013 Pics of the girl. 10 UnknownLegend, Wintergreen, Ryziou and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted November 22, 2013 Find yourself in a flim flam? Call in the ZIM ZAM! 2 1 WeakSauce, Randy Savage and jc4x4 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted November 22, 2013 R.I.P In peace jmafia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanns 1088 Posted November 22, 2013 If he is black, you are in trouble. If not, you're okay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
