Azzkicker

[5/24/2013 6:30:56 PM] drunk uwraa: i hid them in the back of the fridge because the other day i ate an entire container of blackberries
[5/24/2013 6:31:02 PM] drunk uwraa: and my dietician shadow told me it was bad
[5/24/2013 6:31:08 PM] Frankie (Shadow): moderation man
[5/24/2013 6:31:30 PM] Frankie (Shadow): just chowing down on blackberries man
[5/24/2013 6:31:32 PM] Frankie (Shadow): lol
[5/24/2013 6:31:42 PM] drunk uwraa: i wasn't even thinking about them
[5/24/2013 6:31:45 PM] drunk uwraa: until i noticed they were all gone
[5/24/2013 6:32:13 PM] ZachPL: i rather do that to fruit instead of chips
[5/24/2013 6:32:16 PM] ZachPL: i do both
[5/24/2013 6:32:22 PM] ZachPL: lol
[5/24/2013 6:32:33 PM] drunk uwraa: meh i'm not into chips unless they are a delivery vessel for good dip
[5/24/2013 6:33:27 PM] ZachPL this is pretty much my dinner cuz my mom isnt here to cook for me
[5/24/2013 6:36:52 PM] drunk uwraa: the fuck
[5/24/2013 6:36:54 PM] drunk uwraa: arent you in college
[5/24/2013 6:37:12 PM] ZachPL: yeah but its summer
[5/24/2013 6:37:17 PM] drunk uwraa: ...

Well, I couldn't have picked a better time to apply, middle of a clan war here.

This entire situation is hilarious.  Inactive staff are blaming staff who are active for not doing anything, then decide to jump ship to a new clan being led by Mitch, the king of inactive staff, and Clay, the king of making shitty side-clans every time he gets a second chance with sG.
 
I've heard that Mitch is already telling his buttbuddies that I somehow "stopped him from carrying out good ideas for the clan."  If one of those "good ideas" was creating a Digest in late March, then it not getting posted until after Mitch left because he insisted on writing the intro and ending, I'm sorry for bumping that topic almost every day for the 3 weeks prior to you leaving staff to make sure it wasn't forgotten about.  And I guess I'm sorry that Jason wouldn't let you have full control over the Paypal and sG assets because he didn't feel comfortable having someone as unstable as you being the person in charge.  But got in your way?  Bitch please.
 
Every year sG needs to purge the retards from the clan, and SiJ is just that purge this year.  Eventually everyone that joined up with Mitch will realize he's an unstable, drama-loving alcoholic that brings nothing to the table aside from being a workhorse.  And all that will be left for him to blame is either his followers, or himself.  Clay will lose interest by the end of July, and by December he'll probably be back here begging for another unban.  And everyone that followed Mitch will come back here wanting to rejoin, only to find that not everyone will be welcoming them back with open arms.  Do yourselves a favor and don't leave the clan so you can retain your rank when you do come back.
 
I'm not going to comment on it further, because I honestly don't care.  I have not been staff for some time, and do not intend to return to a staff position.  I am available to help problem-solve or consult, and that's about it.
 
EDIT::
 
Xmen, I think you were just caught in the crossfire.  Send Mimic a message.  I think staff is still trying to sort out how to appropriately respond to the threats of SiJ members DDoSing our servers and attempting to recruit more people through our forum and servers-- a number of staff just want to permaban anyone who even mentioned DDoSing (allowed under the "Attack Organizing" regulation in the Global Rules), there's people who think that's too harsh, but want to boot them out of the clan, then there's people who think even that may be too harsh.  I believe all SOs and staff who were involved have been removed and all access has been revoked, with the exception of Dyscivist for some reason.  Anyway, you were probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time.  I re-read your comments and think you should definitely contact Mimic to sort it out.

Clearly, the cause of all your problems is me, joining sG.

lol what the fuck is going on.

A lot of us play comp csgo, I'm fucking horrible but it's still fun.  I sorta remember seeing you around forums, not much more than that as JBfags stay separated.

He really is a cock sucker

i can watch porn while browsing for porn. yay

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kos laha
 
pip ban go

^ pwned

^ pwned

^ pwned

YOU SURE HURFF? YOU SURE?

I'm going to crack your skull in and shit in it. 

Why are all new people on these forums retarded?

I have yet to meet one Euro SG member? But then again all I play is TTT...

But I've always had a suspicion of Will. [Alaska], he has an American accent but acts like a Euro (feminine, communist philosophy, likes men sexually, masturbates to my little pony pictures, etc...)

I'm pretty sure 75% of sG is on EU anyways. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
 
EDIT: I'm wrong.

Welcome. Hope to see you on JB sometime.

Love your proof...
Also what happened was:
But seriously if he did freekill something has to be done!!!!

wanna smang it
<3 <3

PEACE