SOSBrigade

He's some guy who posted a bestiality spray in TTT and people made fun of him and those people got banned

Who the fuck are you?

Nothing to do with MONKEH, but you're gay.

QUICK IF YOU WANT TO APPLY TO THE CLAN, DO IT NOW, HE CANT VOTE NO

You can't say ((90 too many times.... It is like saying Beetlegeuse.... Say it too many times and you will summon the beast...

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>long-term gf just broke up with me
>at coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
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>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no

>going to movies alone
>at home I get my mom to pack me spaghetti in a 2-liter bottle
>put it in my fanny pack
>decide to take the bus
>i ask the bus driver where the bus is going, he says something I don't understand
>I say "excuse me?"
>he says something and I still don't understand it
>I get on the bus anyway
>Bus takes me through the blackest of all ghettos
>a bunch of black people get on the bus, hooting and throwing their arms and fingers into various contortions
>I clutch my fanny pack and look away
>the walk past me and one says "LOOK AT DIS FAT WYTE MUTHAFUCKA, GOTS A RUG ON HIS NECK NIGGA WAT IS UP WIT DAT"
>I turn my entire body away and start shaking
>"AW SHIT WE SEEIN SUM CRACK BACK HEAH"
>my pants are exposing my butt
>the black people take out a boom box and start playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" and start dancing around my buttcrack in some sort of tribal ritual
>"LEMME SEE SUM MORE OF DAT"
>I awkwardly pull down my pants more
>"WOOP DERE IT IS" 'YOOOOO I BE LIKIN DIS!' they variously exclaim
>the bus finally stops at the movie theatre
>I take out a marker and draw a face on my butt, and then walk off the bus with my hands
>all of them follow me with their boom box, playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" on repeat
>I hand-walk inside and the security guard stops me, saying that I need to leave because I am being indecent
>this enrages my black followers and they start attacking and eating the guard
>everyone starts screaming
>i nervously take out my spaghetti bottle and try to open it
>the pressure launches it as a bottle rocket into the cashier, killing her
>i realize I had a crush on her
>start crying uncontrollably and my exposed face-butt starts sputtering shit
>everyone suddenly stops screaming and turns to me in a roar of laughter
>go home alone

Hello. My family is from white heritage and some members of my family have gone down the wrong path. I'm wondering if sG has played any part in the downfall of my family?
I am 19 and I have a little 9 year old adopted cousin, who is, unfortunately, colored. A few months ago, he began to play regularly sG jailbreak server. As soon as he starting playing this sG jailbreak game regularly he started getting in a lot of fights at school and started smoking pot in his room while I was babysitting him and most likely becoming semi-addicted. Eventually I got so concerned I followed him after school to see what he was up to. Apparently, today he has joined a mexican street gang of urban youths.
I followed him to a suspicious gang meetup and hid in my car and took pics of the kids:

Eventually punches started getting thrown so I rushed out of my car to break it up before anyone got hurt.
But then this older kid (like 13 years old) told me to "F*** off or his gang would beat the s*** out of me".
Normally I wouldn't take this kind of BS from some punk kid but I look like this in real life:

And this was the punk kid who told me to f*** off:

So obviously I was powerless so I simply watched and took pictures of my 9 year old cousin street fighting.
Here's some pics I snapped from the fight (my cousin in the red shirt):




Honestly I was pretty surprised he won. He was super quick and agile but I am almost positive this violent behavior stemmed from playing with sG.
Here is a pic I took of the kids my cousin beat up who also threatened to beat me up so I stopped taking pics of them:

I also met some kid in my cousin's gang named "Wiggly" who was a pretty cool dude.
Pics of Wiggly:

So
why did your clan do this to my cousin? Do you think it's funny?
I'm not here for confrontation, sG. I'm just looking for answers.

Kid needs an intervention.

Not sure if everyone has seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qnxJHVMT0o

You stupid, stupid man.

Sorry I can't afford to wear socks only once and then throw them away.

KARATE KID MAN