That fucking Turtle

[Rayne 4478]

 

I gift this game out of pure kindness, a game I believe to be one of a kind, a diamond in the rough if you will...

 

And this piece of shit, this ungrateful reptile, this litle cunt declines it. As if that wasn't enough, the slimey shitbag thought it would be appropriate to put a little message in there for me.

 

You fucking what mate.

 

 

 

Tl;DR: This is a god damn serious discussion...

[Tortoise 2791]

eat shit.

[Hay0ger.Tonee 424]

It's mating season for tortoises, so he's a bit on edge

[shikaku 706]

 

Just now, Hay0ger.Tonee said:

It's mating season for tortoises, so he's a bit on edge

 

 

[TurtleFrenzy 2612]

You wot

[Cman 469]

Just throw him in water he cant swin 

[Dr. NarwhalsNumbNuts IV 2291]

The title made me think of this