sweetrock 420 Posted January 5, 2017 I am 33 and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? Why on a bag of peanuts doe sit say "May contain nuts"? do you really think I am this witty?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sith 1050 Posted January 5, 2017 Thanks for the mass forward emails grandma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nugnug 35 Posted January 6, 2017 why is my peepee yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trav 6834 Posted January 6, 2017 sick facebook repost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL_PATRON 1344 Posted January 6, 2017 @sweetrock, are you okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. NarwhalsNumbNuts IV 2291 Posted January 6, 2017 I see your heroin plug as laced your latest purchase with something a bit more fucked up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 6, 2017 Guys there are no spelling mistakes, she's ripped this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MistaChang 2023 Posted January 6, 2017 12 hours ago, sweetrock said: I am 33 and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! do you really think I am this witty?? The two parts she wrote, and no I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iafunky 711 Posted January 6, 2017 My eyes hurt just from reading the first line. I don't know how I finished that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VEGEMITEKILLER 259 Posted January 7, 2017 Just google your questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
