sG Conspiracy

[Wave 2200]

So as of recent the top ranking members of this community (JCS) have decided upon themselves to remove the top memers from the community. 

 

Lets take a look at the people forced to step down with no prior warnings and where they are now.

Marine Putin

Bite

Wave

 

But let's not forget those great memer's that sG drove out. 

Travesty

Driz (The ninja memer)

 

Now many of you may be asking, why has sG gone through so much trouble to remove all of us? Well. You're about to see why.

 

<- THIS MAN RIGHT HERE

 

 

"But why Wave? Eddy has done nothing wrong! Most of the staff got removed due to inactivity or stepped down on there own!"

 

WRONG!

I have here evidence of Eddy's fuckary, and it will not go unnoticed by the general public. 

 

EXHIBIT A : THE HIPPOCRATIC DICTATOR HIMSELF

Let's take a closer look at the self proclaimed "Memelord of JCS" himself 

A - He calls himself the Memelord of JCS, but not once have a seen a single meme out of this man's account. 

B - In the Carl Sagan Thread where Carl say's he is now a JCS, Eddy posts saying "my body is ready". However, this is not in regards to Carl, but to Eddy himself, for he is about to destroy sG from the inside out.

 

EXHIBIT B: THOSE IN DANGER

After successfully getting rid of every memer in sG's staff, there are still some in danger of Eddy's rampage.

A- Fail Klark (AKA Fontain) is the Content Quality Control head in JCS, however he let the meme's go unchecked for far too long and is now in danger of being removed from staff

B- Centran (Codename "Spank me harder daddy") The last line of defense against the sweeping tide of Eddy's tide of "me'me's" and is the most critical member of JCS to ward off Eddy's overtaking of Syndicate Gamers.

 

In conclusion, it is now aware to me that Eddy, the boy you know and love, is actually......

 

A MEME!

I believe that even he is unaware of this fact and have brought with me further evidence to support my claim.

After image searching Eddy's profile picture with the word "cunt" into the bing search bar, I came to the shocking revalation that Eddy is no more than that of a meme.

EXHIBIT C - THE PINTEREST CUNT

 

This undeniable evidence proves that Eddy is not who we think he is, he is nothing more than a pinterest articile spammed onto the pages of google, who somehow made his way into sG right under our noses.

He goes under the aliases " Straight and Edgy Bowl Cut | hahaha." and "h a i r on pinterest"

However folks, we are still not at the end of the rabbit hole.

 

I've just recieved shocking news from our boy's in china, and they have uncovered the full picture of what it means to be "Eddy"

 

Now this may be the most gruesome thing you have seen yet ladies and gentlemen, but we have to press forward.

 

 

AND HERE HE IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN, THE MEME. ED EDD' AND EDDY IN ALL HIS GLORY.

 

But as I showed in my surf event, it was actually confirmed that Eddy looked like this!

 

In response to this, Eddy himself removed all pictures from appearing on the front page, and just made it text based, he did not want the public to know what he actually looked like.

 

SO WHICH IS THE REAL EDDY?! IS THERE EVEN AN EDDY AT ALL? OR IS HE JUST 2007 MEME'S FROM THE PAST? AS OF NOW....there is no way of knowing...

 

We have to warn those in danger before it's too late, we have to stand up to the Bowl before he "cuts" anyone else from staff.

 

Thank you, and god speed you beautiful bastards.

[Sean 3760]

first

[ples 209]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[centran 4457]

 

oh don't you worry about me

 

[Eddy 3887]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

[Fugner 1019]

tldr:They don't think it be like it is, But it do.

[Wave 2200]

5 minutes ago, Eddy said:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

 

[dash 292]

wave 2.0 incoming 

[KiLLeR 588]

wtf did i just read... O.o

[Elmo 1272]

You got some issues...

[DMODW 643]

decided to do some further investigation and i've noticed his real name isn't even eddy.. you're gonna wanna take a look at this.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

1 hour ago, Wave said:

EXHIBIT A : THE HIPPOCRATIC DICTATOR HIMSELF

 

Huh.

 

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Hippocratic

 

This just got deeper.  Are you saying that Eddy is actually going into medicine too?  Maybe him and klark are running some sort of black market organ scheme.  Eddy could be using the funds to increase the production value of his Youtube videos (See below), and klark could be using it to pay for his wedding...

 

 

[ctark 1983]

1 hour ago, Eddy said:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

 

I think you just had a stroke... Might want to get that checked out ASAP

 

And @Wave, whatever you were on when you wrote that up, please, pass it this way.

[Wave 2200]

6 minutes ago, Junzou said:

 

Huh.

 

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Hippocratic

 

 

 

[trav 6834]

3 hours ago, Eddy said:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

 

What this text made me think of

 

 

[tazmanianxdude 360]

1 hour ago, ctark said:

And @Wave, whatever you were on when you wrote that up, please, pass it this way.

 

[centran 4457]

2 hours ago, Junzou said:

This just got deeper.  Are you saying that Eddy is actually going into medicine too?  Maybe him and klark are running some sort of black market organ scheme.

 

wait? crap... is that what happened to drunkula? 

[Leeroy 735]

The meme king back at it again

[Dakota 4722]

I took my rep away from Ted's thread and transferred it to here. This is a high-quality shit posting.

[Face 1910]

im fucked

[Eddy 3887]

Everyone is forgetting the mastermind behind this video is still on staff!

We're just tristans puppets, he's the true master mind!

[trav 6834]

6 minutes ago, Eddy said:

Everyone is forgetting the mastermind behind this video is still on staff!

We're just tristans puppets, he's the true master mind!

 

Who's the albino?

[Wave 2200]

5 hours ago, Eddy said:

Everyone is forgetting the mastermind behind this video is still on staff!

We're just tristans puppets, he's the true master mind!

 

Stop trying to divert attention from the real issue here you dip.

[DMODW 643]

5 hours ago, Eddy said:

Everyone is forgetting the mastermind behind this video is still on staff!

We're just tristans puppets, he's the true master mind!

13 minutes ago, Wave said:

 

Stop trying to divert attention from the real issue here you dip.

we're on to your games 

 

freddy

[spiderpigrider 312]

This is the next best "stepping down" post... for them Juicy reps.