lemonade 1582 Posted April 9, 2016 Does anyone know some really good riddles? It's kind of a random question, but me and a friend are trying to see who can stump each other the most with really good riddles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrub 534 Posted April 9, 2016 Got a neat (anti) joke, sorta. why did Susie fall of the swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not Susie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tacky 790 Posted April 9, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darren 272 Posted April 9, 2016 What is something that many poor people have but the wealthy are in desperate need of, Could kill you if you eat or drink it, And will last forever? btw tacky, that's not a riddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duex 1095 Posted April 9, 2016 What have I got in my pocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zhopia 71 Posted April 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Darren said: What is something that many poor people have but the wealthy are in desperate need of, Could kill you if you eat or drink it, And will last forever? btw tacky, that's not a riddle. Happiness? I don't know... What's coming but never arrives? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jodas 1542 Posted April 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, zhopia said: What's coming but never arrives? Germanwings ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525 ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zhopia 71 Posted April 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Darren said: What is something that many poor people have but the wealthy are in desperate need of, Could kill you if you eat or drink it, And will last forever? btw tacky, that's not a riddle. Nothing!! 56 minutes ago, Duex said: What have I got in my pocket? The Hobbit!! 28 minutes ago, Jodas said: Germanwings ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525 ) LOL, but no xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darren 272 Posted April 10, 2016 2 hours ago, zhopia said: Happiness? I don't know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWaffler 117 Posted April 16, 2016 On April 9, 2016 at 0:39 PM, RistoPOWER said: Does anyone know some really good riddles? It's kind of a random question, but me and a friend are trying to see who can stump each other the most with really good riddles. Here's my riddle. What is long, hard, and filled with seamen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darren 272 Posted April 16, 2016 2 hours ago, TheWaffler said: Here's my riddle. What is long, hard, and filled with seamen? A penis filled with submarines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonade 1582 Posted April 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Darren said: A penis filled with submarines Ecks deedeedee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWaffler 117 Posted April 16, 2016 A submarine! You were close enough darren. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rootbeer 1293 Posted April 16, 2016 Co-worker got me at work with the e-y-e-s riddle, I laughed at myself too for being dumb. It's all verbal and goes like this: you tell the guy to spell yes. He then spells it, y-e-s. Then you tell him to add an E in front of it and ask him what it spells. The trick here is that he'll think it's e-yes -- e-yes ain't a word. The second you write it down though, it all becomes clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MistaChang 2023 Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Rootbeer said: Co-worker got me at work with the e-y-e-s riddle, I laughed at myself too for being dumb. It's all verbal and goes like this: you tell the guy to spell yes. He then spells it, y-e-s. Then you tell him to add an E in front of it and ask him what it spells. The trick here is that he'll think it's e-yes -- e-yes ain't a word. The second you write it down though, it all becomes clear. Litterly I watch a Facebook video and I could not figure it out until it was spelt out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWaffler 117 Posted April 17, 2016 44 minutes ago, Libreals420MistaChang said: Litterly I watch a Facebook video and I could not figure it out until it was spelt out... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juiceboxay 60 Posted April 23, 2016 What Rolls Down an alley with three holes in it? A Bowling Ball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MistaChang 2023 Posted April 23, 2016 What makes you smarter as it gets shorter? A book as you read it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded 266 Posted April 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, Libreals420MistaChang said: What makes you smarter as it gets shorter? A book as you read it! I think people who read 50 Shades or Grey or Twilight disagree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MistaChang 2023 Posted April 23, 2016 32 minutes ago, Sportsteen583 said: I think people who read 50 Shades or Grey or Twilight disagree. Thinking like that I retract my statement... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainsurge 130 Posted April 25, 2016 Thirty white horses on a red hill,first champ, then stamp, and then stand still. what is being perceived? Your teeth. (or mouth) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gca 3 Posted May 6, 2016 this isn't as much of a riddle as much as a bad joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the idiot's house. Knock Knock, Who's there? The Chicken! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
