Sean 3760 Posted July 8, 2015 I HAVE SEXwe have a winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duex 1095 Posted July 8, 2015 I HAVE SEXListen, sex doesnt matter to me. I dont care about sex. You know whats better than sex? using your mind.. then sex will come to you. I have mastered science at a very young age. Likely due to my atheism. When I was 7 my dad brought me to church and I said "dad this is stupid and fake" I was a natural born atheist. I didnt need reddit to convince me. I'm smarter than everyone on this site. I learned that science is more important. I take college level science classes and im only 13. I am basically a genius for my age group. Because of my many sciences I have met many college girls while taking classes. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book. This one time a girl brought me up to a room to show me her bed or something? and we ended up having sex. I felt her vagina in all. So a movie to describe my sex life? The Conjuring. because I conjure up pussy all day long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MONKEH 829 Posted July 8, 2015 a movie to describe my sex life? The Conjuring. because I conjure up pussy all day long. I WOULD REP THIS POST IF REP WAS AVAILABLE TO BE DISTRIBUTED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuxedofunk 42 Posted July 8, 2015 Listen, sex doesnt matter to me. I dont care about sex. You know whats better than sex? using your mind.. then sex will come to you. I have mastered science at a very young age. Likely due to my atheism. When I was 7 my dad brought me to church and I said "dad this is stupid and fake" I was a natural born atheist. I didnt need reddit to convince me. I'm smarter than everyone on this site. I learned that science is more important. I take college level science classes and im only 13. I am basically a genius for my age group. Because of my many sciences I have met many college girls while taking classes. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book. This one time a girl brought me up to a room to show me her bed or something? and we ended up having sex. I felt her vagina in all. So a movie to describe my sex life? The Conjuring. because I conjure up pussy all day long. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book.Let's think about this quote right here Ayyy lemme hear ya say NEEERRRRRRRDDDDD btw Fugner it's a 2000 XJ8 in great shape, I live in a condo association full of rich old people that tip handsomely As in like over $1000 in Christmas tips on my paper route I used to have (merged - driz) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChosenOne2000 4440 Posted July 8, 2015 Ayyy lemme hear ya say NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDbtw Fugner it's a 2000 XJ8 in great shape, I live in a condo association full of rich old people that tip handsomelyAs in like over $1000 in Christmas tips on my paper route I used to have They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book.Let's think about this quote right herewatch the double posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubix 33 Posted July 8, 2015 My friends and I went to Texas Roadhouse a month ago and they pretended it was my birthday. The waiting staff came out and sang happy birthday to me, gave me a plastic cowboy hat AND they called me Big Hauss... did I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakota 4722 Posted July 8, 2015 watch the double posts Fuck that gotta make sure to bump the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted July 8, 2015 I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth everyday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VEGEMITEKILLER 259 Posted July 8, 2015 Tied first place with my twin bro to be first in my famuurry to attend US colleges. I have a twin bro and we are telepathetic and say at least 3 "jynx"s/day to each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
centran 4457 Posted July 8, 2015 I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth everyday I don't know if that puts in contention for biggest dick but it does make you one bad ass mofo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrinityCrush 367 Posted July 8, 2015 I do nothing with my life but I live alone? Am I still in the competition ): Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fugner 1019 Posted July 8, 2015 btw Fugner it's a 2000 XJ8 in great shape, I live in a condo association full of rich old people that tip handsomelyAs in like over $1000 in Christmas tips on my paper route I used to have(merged - driz)I thought you were talking about a new jaguar. I could say that my first car was a v12 jaguar. It was $600 and made in 1979 but still a jaguar : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duex 1095 Posted July 8, 2015 Can this be us driz?guess that makes you a son of a bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuxedofunk 42 Posted July 8, 2015 I thought you were talking about a new jaguar. I could say that my first car was a v12 jaguar. It was $600 and made in 1979 but still a jaguar :Fuck no it's older than yo mammaw if she was born in 2000 Mine's came from my mom's friend who priced it at $4200 but I paid $2700 I'm pretty sure gg friends that cut deals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark from Facebook 1285 Posted July 10, 2015 Shat on all of SG Staff Including Driz and chosen One on the private Agar.IO Im number 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWB10 374 Posted July 10, 2015 I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth everydayYou monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWB10 374 Posted July 10, 2015 Ok... I just want to mention that all the staff members are bots and you guys realize that right? Just checking and letting you know in case you haven't figured it out by now. I mean, some of us have jumped in here and there but 10 staff members haven't been playing this non stop for over 12 hours. OK, just checking. In face the image I posted of me in the lead wasn't even me it was my bot. I....I don't believe you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
