Storytime with Noms

[Detective Nom Noms 1033]

Today's story is of the hungry Detective and the pizza.

 

There was once a detective named Nom Noms who lived in an apartment in town. This Nom Noms was no ordinary Nom Noms. This Nom Noms was a lazy mother fucker who was really, really hungry. Nom Noms thought long and hard about what to eat. He ran to the kitchen in hopes of ideas. No bread, no milk, no cheese, no anything! Nom Noms was sad.

 

Along comes Molfstomp! Molfstomp remembers that he told Nom Noms that he would give him a pizza one day! Day after day, Molfstomp would remind the silly detective of this promise. Nom Noms, however made silly excuses as to why it just wasn't time yet.

 

Molfstomp reached out to Nom Noms and bought him a pizza from Dominoes! Oh how the young detective was so happy. Waiting with his trusted one-eyed sidekick Captain, Nom Noms sat next to the door awaiting the drivers arrival. Messing up the, already in progress, game of Left 4 Dead 2 BUT OKAY.

 

Finally! The Pizza is here! The day is saved! Thanks to... The Powerpu- uhhh Molfstomp!

 

 

 

 

 

A happy Nom Noms is a safe Nom Noms.

 

 

 

 

The End.

[Eddy 3887]

I will never forget the original story that starred noms and a pizza!

[Alicia 25]

Deserves a Nobel Prize.

[Sandy 2032]

Thank god hes full

 

he gets grumpy when hes hungry.

 

LOVE YOU NOMNOMS

[MOFLSTOMP 899]

OP delivered 10/10

[Poseidon 269]

damn doode

[Aero 1427]

Where's the fried chicken?

[Sith 1050]

TIL noms is... a human.

 

Steam profile pic is misleading, you dont look like a dog.

[Taboo 2392]

Needs more punchline.

[Paradoxical Papaya 200]

you fucked our team in left for dead 2.

[Detective Nom Noms 1033]

you fucked our team in left for dead 2.

Don't worry I owe you for that... not a pizza.

Also I told Ghost that I am expecting a pizza so don't load just yet.

[Kim 469]