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Guys, I have something to admit

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I have lost all faith in Mark. Mark; may the lords of 4chan and Reddit cleanse your holy soul of this terrible disease. May a picture of fun and games cleanse you. God have mercy Mark From Facebook. 

 

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Unfortunately, the only way to be truly blessed by god is to love Rayne... You're going to hell you cock.

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This shit. This shit right here is why terrorist attack us

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

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KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

 

It's cool. It needs to mate before that happens. Even if it finds someone to do that with the chances of that poor fool actually picking the right fold to ejaculate is slim. If the poor fool beats the odds and does get it in the right fold then the likelihood that any sperm would survive the incredibly long journey to fertilize an egg is so small. 

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Easy. This is what I do. Jack off 4-5 times before. Like to the point where porn doesn't get you hard anymore. Then, when you start fucking, name all the characters from league of legends and their abilities in your head ( or Dota). It works like a charm. I was powerfucking this chick to the point where she was clawing my back and screaming and in my head I'm like, "Cho'Gath's ultimate ability is feast. It does true damage and increases Cho'Gath's max hp if the ability kills the target"

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