lotmoshr 91 Posted May 5, 2015 In this situationStep 1: Call out an unsuspecting innoStep 2: Juan deag himStep 3: ID the bodyStep 4: Explain yourselfStep 5: Repeat Works every time.My favourite T strategy is still the one I did once on rebirth.Step 1: Buy a jihadStep 2: Wait for a T buddy to dieStep 3: ID the body, pretend you found itStep 4: State clearly over the mic "I found a jihad on so-and-so's body I'm gonna play with it"Step 5: Do that thing where you start the jihad then throw it away before it can blow up a few times in front of everyoneStep 6: Gain their trust, "isn't it so fun to play with jihads guize???!!!"Step 7: Wait for them to start going "I want to try!" and crowd aroundStep 8: Say "ok so-and-so but i want to do it one last time"Step 9: Start the jihad again, let it blow up this timeStep 10: Your 72 virgins await I did it once and got six people gg 1 Junior Bacon Cheeseburger reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveTheFTAAA 65 Posted May 5, 2015 My favourite T strategy is still the one I did once on rebirth. Step 1: Buy a jihad Step 2: Wait for a T buddy to die Step 3: ID the body, pretend you found it Step 4: State clearly over the mic "I found a jihad on so-and-so's body I'm gonna play with it" Step 5: Do that thing where you start the jihad then throw it away before it can blow up a few times in front of everyone Step 6: Gain their trust, "isn't it so fun to play with jihads guize???!!!" Step 7: Wait for them to start going "I want to try!" and crowd around Step 8: Say "ok so-and-so but i want to do it one last time" Step 9: Start the jihad again, let it blow up this time Step 10: Your 72 virgins await I did it once and got six people gg That is beautiful. Totally gonna try this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iafunky 711 Posted May 6, 2015 My favourite T strategy is still the one I did once on rebirth.Step 1: Buy a jihadStep 2: Wait for a T buddy to dieStep 3: ID the body, pretend you found itStep 4: State clearly over the mic "I found a jihad on so-and-so's body I'm gonna play with it"Step 5: Do that thing where you start the jihad then throw it away before it can blow up a few times in front of everyoneStep 6: Gain their trust, "isn't it so fun to play with jihads guize???!!!"Step 7: Wait for them to start going "I want to try!" and crowd aroundStep 8: Say "ok so-and-so but i want to do it one last time"Step 9: Start the jihad again, let it blow up this timeStep 10: Your 72 virgins await I did it once and got six people ggBut lot what if you have two t buddies and one dies and the other crowds around you with all the others when you set off the jihad bomb?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted May 6, 2015 Step 1: Save up credits Step 2: BOMBS EVERYWHEREStep 3: ????Step 4: Profit 1 lotmoshr reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
centran 4457 Posted May 6, 2015 But lot what if you have two t buddies and one dies and the other crowds around you with all the others when you set off the jihad bomb?????? You'll blow up. They will report you. Nothing will happen. Those are the same idiots that complain about being blown up by c4.... actually I take that back. They don't know why they died but only they died from a traitor buddy. It doesn't matter if there is an overlay on their screen with the c4. It doesn't matter you told them repeatedly in traitor voice chat about c4/jihad. It doesn't matter you told the repeatedly in team chat about c4/jihad. You can't help stupid. Step 1: Save up credits Step 2: BOMBS EVERYWHERE Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit Don't you be using my tactics!!! Ahh, nothing like finding 8 credits on a dead detective. Let the fun begin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cody 119 Posted May 6, 2015 You'll blow up. They will report you. Nothing will happen. Those are the same idiots that complain about being blown up by c4.... actually I take that back. They don't know why they died but only they died from a traitor buddy. It doesn't matter if there is an overlay on their screen with the c4. It doesn't matter you told them repeatedly in traitor voice chat about c4/jihad. It doesn't matter you told the repeatedly in team chat about c4/jihad. You can't help stupid. Don't you be using my tactics!!! Ahh, nothing like finding 8 credits on a dead detective. Let the fun begin! I was a T with him once and he planted so many c4's that I was to scared to walk around the map because I might forget about one of his c4's and get blown up on accident Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iafunky 711 Posted May 6, 2015 You can't help stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveTheFTAAA 65 Posted May 6, 2015 You can't help stupid. You can't help 90% of vanilla 1 lotmoshr reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iafunky 711 Posted May 6, 2015 You can't help 90% of vanillaMost of the people on vanilla are not stupid you just have those people who think rdming is fun, you also will have those people who think rdming is fun but they shouldn't be slayed for it, then you just have flat out stupid people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lotmoshr 91 Posted May 6, 2015 Most of the people on vanilla are not stupid you just have those people who think rdming is fun, you also will have those people who think rdming is fun but they shouldn't be slayed for it, then you just have flat out stupid people. Most of the *regulars on vanilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveTheFTAAA 65 Posted May 6, 2015 Most of the *regulars on vanilla This. I do encounter regulars that are pretty dumb and make stupid mistakes but they quickly apologize and do their best to make sure they pay the price. But as for people who just jump on the server because there's a lot of people on it, they're either foreign, stupid, or looking for a good server. The stupid ones make it harder for new people to find a good server to hang around on, and the foreigners just make it hard to properly punish because I have no idea what they're saying and I doubt many of them have any idea what's going on. I was once one of those people looking for a good server, luckily I invested the time to be able to help maintain it as a good server. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellowwhy 7 Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Most of the people on vanilla are not stupid you just have those people who think rdming is fun, you also will have those people who think rdming is fun but they shouldn't be slayed for it, then you just have flat out stupid people.Don't get me started, I'll explain a rule on something they say they understand next thing I know they are breaking it... Several times over, no one can be that stupid, they are trolls acting stupid, distinct differance Edited May 7, 2015 by yellowwhy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lotmoshr 91 Posted May 13, 2015 Yesterday, some idiot finds a c4. He's inno. He disarms it. You go inno!!! He calls for the detective, asking the detective to DNA it. Splendid work, inno!!!!!!! He then decides to go full potato and instead of just putting it down, sets it for 10 minutes in a huge group of people, and OF COURSE someone tries to disarm it and everybody fucking dies. You fucked up, inno!!!!! He then complained for like three trillion rounds about the one slay he was given for his dumbassery. 1 Dr. NarwhalsNumbNuts IV reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellowwhy 7 Posted May 13, 2015 Lol, "full potato" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iafunky 711 Posted May 13, 2015 Yesterday, some idiot finds a c4. He's inno. He disarms it. You go inno!!!He calls for the detective, asking the detective to DNA it. Splendid work, inno!!!!!!!He then decides to go full potato and instead of just putting it down, sets it for 10 minutes in a huge group of people, and OF COURSE someone tries to disarm it and everybody fucking dies. You fucked up, inno!!!!!He then complained for like three trillion rounds about the one slay he was given for his dumbassery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sith 1050 Posted June 6, 2015 Step 1: Lie and say you have a DNA scanner.Step 2: Lie and say you have DNA on an innoStep 3: Kill innoStep 4: "lol RIP he RDM'd someone"Step 5: Repeat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites