Ichalvl 1752 Posted September 9, 2013 Mine involves hookers, booze, and strapons.Btw, water, wanna get drinks tomorrow? I know some escorts as well! 3 Dylan, WeakSauce and Mr. Coconut :3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Novacaine 2228 Posted September 9, 2013 I would murder you. Nobody would care so nobody would come after me. 8 Sexican, Illogical, Aero and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lvl. 100 Latias 711 Posted September 9, 2013 I would murder Eddy and wear his bowl cut People would be to afraid of the bowl cut to arrest me 4 Yürei, porknchili, Stabbitty and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeakSauce 150 Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Step 1: Location, Location, Location Step Step 2: Get a murder weapon Step 3: Apply the Weapon to the Victim Step 4: Deal with the Corpse Step 5: Remove the Evidence Step 6: Blame someone else (water for example.) Step 7: Change your identity and move to Mexico Edited September 9, 2013 by AwesomeSauce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted September 9, 2013 Uh, perfect murder? I'll go with ending the world by creating a zombie infection. Even if do find out it was me, would be too late because the world is over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeet 1050 Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) 1. Retract a fatal STD2. drug people who don't know me3. Fuck their brains out4. they get diagnosed with the shit5. I kill at least 30 SLOWLY with it6. bake some cookies for them7. really just rat poison mixed with my semen8. fuck their brains out, no lube9. eat some of my cookies for the nutrients from the semen (I am invincible to rat poison in my story faggots) 10. find a turtle and throw it towards a golf course11. $$$$ Edited September 9, 2013 by Demon 3 WeakSauce, Wintergreen and AntyCrix reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetrock 420 Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) I would sneak up be hidden u stab you,then I would cut you up and feed you the pigs! Edited September 9, 2013 by sweetrock( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 2 drunkula, Icop, Mr. Coconut :3 and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dylan 558 Posted September 9, 2013 Kill someone unknown like a hobo and throw him in the ocean late at night GG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seabagz 257 Posted September 9, 2013 you guys are so mean 1 Dylan reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dylan 558 Posted September 9, 2013 Shit Im going to jail for 8 years for sarcasm 1 1 sweetrock and WeakSauce reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted September 9, 2013 Wat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dylan 558 Posted September 9, 2013 />Wat? some kid went to.jail for 8 years because he said on league of legends he's going to shoot up a school sarcasticlly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas 643 Posted September 9, 2013 Uh, perfect murder? I'll go with ending the world by creating a zombie infection. Even if do find out it was me, would be too late because the world is over.Sounds more like the perfect genocide to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted September 9, 2013 Sounds more like the perfect genocide to me.genocide is still murder 1 Mr. Coconut :3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tubbles 252 Posted September 9, 2013 I saw this episode of Walker Texas Ranger that reaffirmed my suspicion that using a blade made of ice would be the perfect murder weapon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
water.exe 725 Posted September 9, 2013 Watch any episode of Dexter if you want to learn how to kill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
driz 2626 Posted September 9, 2013 Mine involves hookers, booze, and strapons.Btw, water, wanna get drinks tomorrow? I know some escorts as well!join the army, go to afghanistan, shoot any arab you want; say they were muttering allahu ackbar and you thought they had a weapon, go home, live life if this doesnt work and you are busted; claim ptsd, get treatment, go home, live life 6 DogsGoMeow, Taboo, sweetrock and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted September 9, 2013 Deepthroat. 1 1 yeet and Mr. Coconut :3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichalvl 1752 Posted September 9, 2013 join the army, go to afghanistan, shoot any arab you want; say they were muttering allahu ackbar and you thought they had a weapon, go home, live life if this doesnt work and you are busted; claim ptsd, get treatment, go home, live life You forgot "quickly become engineer for sG" How's your treatment going? 1 AntyCrix reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papa 231 Posted September 10, 2013 As long as people aren't looking for the missing person, and you're able to hide the body/evidence, you're prime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RKeaton 234 Posted September 10, 2013 By not committing one in the first place Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted September 10, 2013 I saw this episode of Walker Texas Ranger that reaffirmed my suspicion that using a blade made of ice would be the perfect murder weapon.I think this was the plot of an episode of CSI as well. I'm not sure because I usually change the channel after about 30 seconds of it. But I'm still somewhat certain they enhanced to catch the killer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted September 10, 2013 I would sneak up be hidden u stab you,then I would cut you up and feed you the pigs!how are you supposed to feed your victim the pigs when they are cut up into pieces? 2 Lvl. 100 Latias and WeakSauce reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sexican 222 Posted September 10, 2013 I would kill Siesan. No one would care because he is just a dog. but he was the top doge ;c Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Novacaine 2228 Posted September 10, 2013 By not committing one in the first placeC'mon dude live a little. 2 AntyCrix and Dyscivist reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
