How should I go about this?

[HoeStomper 200]

Ok so I have noticed this girl running around my neighborhood a couple times. And I usually see her running after I finish running my laps. I am very curious to see who it is, she looks decently attractive but I haven't got a good look at her. Would it be odd or creepy if I change my running time to around when I see her and happen to stumble upon her and strike up small talk "While Running"

[Turtles 70]

Nah go for, she may be ugly so come up with a good exit plan... Prepare for the worst.

Edited July 24, 2013 by Turtles

[Prosak 683]

What would be best is to ease into it. say hello and how are you today. Next day a little more and a little more. Don't just go out there and start talking about everything unless you see her at the bar or something. Slow and steady wins the race!!!

[fps_trucka 1715]

This is the game plan you gotta pull off. Jog next to her when she comes by, "accidently" trip and see if she tries to help you up. If she does help you, boom you see her face and can tell if she wants your "D". Remember you gotta be subtle about the fall.

[_kyle_ 318]

If you're doing that, remember to wear a bright neon running outfit, and run in place until she catches up if you are in front of her.

[Randy Savage 71]

This is the game plan you gotta pull off. Jog next to her when she comes by, "accidently" trip and see if she tries to help you up. If she does help you, boom you see her face and can tell if she wants your "D". Remember you gotta be subtle about the fall.

Do this is if you are ahead, fake an injury. If she passes you thats how you know shes not interested.

[Ghost X 710]

Do it like this

Edited July 24, 2013 by Master Chief

[HalfEatenCookie 63]

Just smack her ass when u pass by her, it'll grab her attention for sure

[Prosak 683]

This is the game plan you gotta pull off. Jog next to her when she comes by, "accidently" trip and see if she tries to help you up. If she does help you, boom you see her face and can tell if she wants your "D". Remember you gotta be subtle about the fall.

If i went with that strategy you may as well continue to lie to her. Shit being honest about it is always the best way to go.

[Siesan 1802]

[JMaFia 1317]

Bag and tag

[Sketchmaticx 3170]

just fuckin rape her bro, don't be a pussy

[Ben 161]

Like this

 

 

 

[Carl Sagan 2577]

why do you assume she hasnt noticed you already

 

if your first impression is that you went out of your way to force an akward encounter-

 

actually fuck it yolo

[Oreo 2073]

Hit her with your car, chloroform her, bring her back to your basement and drug her daily. This way you can rape her whenever you want, she'll have no idea what's going on and you can also have kids on the side.

 

You know her running route, the nearby bushes and side roads. It's a foolproof plan if you're not an idiot.

Edited July 24, 2013 by Oreo

[trav 6834]

"Beautiful day out, isn't it?"

You're in.

[ElectronicDrug 7496]

What would be best is to ease into it. say hello and how are you today. Next day a little more and a little more. Don't just go out there and start talking about everything unless you see her at the bar or something. Slow and steady wins the race!!!

Naw bro. You run up and flop out your cock. Works for me.

 

Granted you've got to have a nice dick for it to work

[driz 2626]

treat her like trayvonn and run her ass down with a gun; wait.. are we going for a kill or sex? i get confused on the approach required.. 

[Destin 1958]

I'd recommend putting on all black and a ski mask and wait for her to run by, then start slowly jogging behind her until she notices and starts running for her life then strip off the ski mask and quickly change clothes hop through some back yards and cut her off in normal clothing and comfort her after her traumatic encounter then she will love you forever. 

Edited August 2, 2013 by Destin

[MOFLSTOMP 899]

Naw bro. You run up and flop out your cock. Works for me.

 

Granted you've got to have a nice dick for it to work

QFT: Drug's definitely got a nice dick. I'm kinda jelly

 

OT: Show her a picture of Drug's dick

Edited August 2, 2013 by Moflstomp.mp3

[Nitestalker 792]

[Swed 2651]

dude ambush her dayz style

[OBrian 120]

Ace Ventura is awesome.

[Eek 724]

or just jog up along side her, ask her if she would mind if you tagged along and introduce yourself? 

[Amp 118]

or just jog up along side her, ask her if she would mind if you tagged along and introduce yourself? 

No Eek, thats not how it works.