Pebbz. 953 Posted July 14, 2013 what did the buck call his wife? deer omfg popsicle jokes are such comedy 1 Smooth-eh reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted July 14, 2013 what did the buck call his wife? deer omfg popsicle jokes are such comedyI don't get it Somebody get Clarkus in here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JMaFia 1317 Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) hahagood1 Edited July 14, 2013 by JMaFia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Savage 71 Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Jokes that clarkus may have said at some point of his life. Wordplay... Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing. What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters! Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye. What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Sorry, I'm a little horse. Edited July 14, 2013 by Randy Savage 2 ctark and water.exe reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterTurkes 544 Posted July 14, 2013 Wanna know the difference between a jew and a pizza pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven (this ones for you jewinator) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John_Madden 1 Posted July 14, 2013 What did the shark say when eating a clownfish? That tasted funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted July 14, 2013 What is a farmer that has both Sheep and goats?A Bisexual Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fab 247 Posted July 14, 2013 Two muffins are sitting in an oven, then one of the muffins says: "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin screams: "Ah! A talking muffin!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaPeelz 709 Posted July 14, 2013 Why did the ketchup blush?Because he saw the salad DRESSING! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kung? 173 Posted July 15, 2013 I used to be addicted to soap, I'm clean now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tortoise 2791 Posted July 15, 2013 what do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross Zombie 1512 Posted July 15, 2013 How many Mexicans does it take to put in a light bulb? Juan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
