Goldentongue 3616 Posted June 14, 2013 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/14/florida-man-stabs-brother-over-missing-macaroni-and-cheese-police-say/ Florida man stabs brother over missing macaroni and cheese, police sayPublished June 14, 2013Associated PressDELTONA, Fla – Authorities say two Florida brothers got into a tussle over missing macaroni and cheese that ended with one stabbing the other in the stomach. Volusia County Sheriff's deputies say 47-year-old Edward Zipperer spilled a beer belonging to his 49-year-old brother Randy Zipperer while looking for the missing mac and cheese. That set off an argument inside the Deltona home that led to the older brother stabbing the younger one. According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Randy Zipperer told deputies he didn't mean to hurt his brother, adding he just "poked him a little with the knife." Edward Zipperer had a small puncture wound. Deputies recovered a 6-inch knife with blood on the tip. Randy Zipperer remained in the Volusia County Jail early Friday. He faces an aggravated battery charge 24 1 Dyscivist, jc4x4, Nitestalker and 22 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matty 889 Posted June 14, 2013 No one touches his Mac n cheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeHeadJanitor 73 Posted June 14, 2013 What kind of mac and cheese was it? 6 Don Danzone, jc4x4, Goldentongue and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted June 14, 2013 100% justified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted June 14, 2013 Randy Zipperer told deputies he didn't mean to hurt his brother, adding he just "poked him a little with the knife." The old "Just the tip, just to see how it feels" defense. 4 Silent_Shot, MikeHeadJanitor, Deadpool and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Doctor Zed 343 Posted June 14, 2013 So many LOL's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jiyeon 369 Posted June 18, 2013 The old "Just the tip, just to see how it feels" defense.Probably the best part of that story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonymous 47 Posted June 18, 2013 typical junzou Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don Danzone 410 Posted June 18, 2013 typical junzouwell look who's back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Shot 183 Posted June 18, 2013 The old "Just the tip, just to see how it feels" defense.You got to love that "Just the tip" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reaper0470 1123 Posted June 18, 2013 We all know how much jun loves his mac & cheese but damn willing to kill for it? That's commitment right there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted June 18, 2013 So where was the mac n cheese? 1 jc4x4 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howard Dean 2502 Posted June 18, 2013 That sounds like some delicious mac n cheese... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted June 18, 2013 Lol. I just now read this article closely and realized how terribly it's written. The man looking for the mac and cheese got stabbed by his brother for spilling a beer. The author of this thing should be fired. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted June 18, 2013 Well that's not at all how I read it, wow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reaper0470 1123 Posted June 18, 2013 Lol. I just now read this article closely and realized how terribly it's written. The man looking for the mac and cheese got stabbed by his brother for spilling a beer. The author of this thing should be fired.But then you'd be out of a job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted June 18, 2013 But then you'd be out of a job!Author of the article, not the post, you brainless smegma muncher. 1 Reaper0470 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xmen 983 Posted June 18, 2013 Typing with that hidden txt n shit :< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted June 19, 2013 Considering the time frame of when this thread was created, shouldn't we have expected to have seen Junzou make a post? Shit this could be reality!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
