Tanner 4 Posted May 3, 2013 If all animals were scaled to the same size, what animal would come out on top?There are three categories: Fish, birds, land animals. (Fish don't fight birds and visa versa)-Land animals are scaled to the size of an adult tiger. (Around 11 ft tall (or long) and around 600lbs)-Fish are scaled to the size of a shark. (Because that just seemed like the right size)-Birds are scaled to the size of a bald eagle. (Because 'murica! Fuck yeah!)What animals would come out on top for its specific category? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoeStomper 200 Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) I think I would come out on top because I stomp fucking Hoes and I will falcon punch youAnd I am an Animal between the sheets, ask Sweetrock Edited May 3, 2013 by HoeStomper 2 Prosak and Tanner reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Novacaine 2228 Posted May 3, 2013 5 Dojima, xmen, TurtleFrenzy and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldfuse 324 Posted May 3, 2013 Tiger sharks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted May 3, 2013 ztoc steals threads from reddit 3 1 SoWhat, Taboo, xmen and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Doctor Zed 343 Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) obviously a giant sloth,A box jellyfish as big as a shark could kill everythingA bird, peregrine falcon, can hit 200+ mph when divingLand animal; as I said, giant sloth mutha fuckasThis was normal, apparently Edited May 3, 2013 by The Doctor Zed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted May 3, 2013 Honey badgers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted May 3, 2013 Please stop positing questions. 1 Super Novacaine reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanner 4 Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) ztoc steals threads from redditIt was more I was curious what you guys would say. But sure! I browse reddit all day. I'm not stealing, I just want to see what you guys would say.EDIT: But congrats! You know how to browse Reddit also! Edited May 3, 2013 by _ztoc 1 Name reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted May 3, 2013 I browse reddit all day.That about sums it up, doesn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Fucking owlbears. Edited May 3, 2013 by BLiNDBoi 1 I Am Mr. Big ((:))+< reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bulletford 1134 Posted May 3, 2013 Note: 100 posts. 1 Prosak reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLiNDBoi 930 Posted May 3, 2013 Note: 100 posts.True but this topic wasn't his 100th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prosak 683 Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) YOU WOT M8, I HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE GABBER YOU CUNT! Edited May 3, 2013 by Prosak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanner 4 Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) Fucking owlbears.Its a shame it will only eat mice Edited May 5, 2013 by _ztoc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites