Youngz 788 Posted May 2, 2013 [4/30/2013 9:39:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): DOTA IS FUCKING GAY[4/30/2013 9:39:11 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): in fact[4/30/2013 9:39:22 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): All games in that genre are[4/30/2013 9:39:26 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:39:36 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): even that name is stupid[4/30/2013 9:39:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Multiplayer Online Battle Arena"[4/30/2013 9:40:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck by that title you can assume that COD is a MOBA[4/30/2013 9:40:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's online, with others, and you fight, in an arena[4/30/2013 9:40:31 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): is an online boxing game a MOBA? because you fight in an arena there[4/30/2013 9:40:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): whole genre is retarded, makes me mad that it's a genre[4/30/2013 9:40:58 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's like, the female portion, of almost any sport[4/30/2013 9:41:04 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): like WNBA, compared to NBA[4/30/2013 9:41:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): utter garbage[4/30/2013 9:41:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I hope someone posts this rant somewhere, the world needs to know the truth about MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:41:50 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): so they'll stop playing them[4/30/2013 9:42:01 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): they're like RTS's[4/30/2013 9:42:10 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): except without skill or precision[4/30/2013 9:42:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I'm imagining the meeting they had when they made the genre[4/30/2013 9:42:48 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Let's take RTS games, take out every unit except one[4/30/2013 9:42:55 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): Take away unit production[4/30/2013 9:43:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): and then take away the usage of any somewhat feasible strategy or realism"[4/30/2013 9:43:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "It'll sell"[4/30/2013 9:43:22 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: tldr again[4/30/2013 9:43:24 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): everything sucks[4/30/2013 9:45:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): you should read it, I think it tells a really great story, captures the true essence and meaning of the human spirit, and our constant struggle to define the world around us, and find our place in it.[4/30/2013 9:46:02 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: does it involve tits[4/30/2013 9:47:19 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): read it and find out[4/30/2013 9:47:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I mention women at least twice[4/30/2013 9:56:14 PM] 10101101001100: he does not[4/30/2013 9:56:18 PM] 10101101001100: dont fall for it jc[4/30/2013 9:56:27 PM] 10101101001100: he is just bitching because he sucks at games involving strategy[4/30/2013 9:59:46 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): LOL[4/30/2013 9:59:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I've seen you play starcraft[4/30/2013 9:59:59 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): can't even make a wallTL:DRSakaro can't make a wall in Starcraft II 8 KGameLover1, drunkula, camelFun and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JMaFia 1317 Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) [media=] He only dislikes dota because he's trash, hope this helps. Edited May 2, 2013 by JMaFia 3 Arrkham, KGameLover1 and water.exe reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpartanSakaro 1977 Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) PIP PIP BAN PLOX, ALSO YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE SECOND HALF OF THE CONVERSATION IN WHICH I PROVE TO BANDAID THAT I DON'T PLAY SC2 SERIOUSLYps: ALMOST FORGOT [4/30/2013 9:39:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): DOTA IS FUCKING GAY[4/30/2013 9:39:11 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): in fact[4/30/2013 9:39:22 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): All games in that genre are[4/30/2013 9:39:26 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:39:36 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): even that name is stupid[4/30/2013 9:39:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Multiplayer Online Battle Arena"[4/30/2013 9:40:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck by that title you can assume that COD is a MOBA[4/30/2013 9:40:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's online, with others, and you fight, in an arena[4/30/2013 9:40:31 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): is an online boxing game a MOBA? because you fight in an arena there[4/30/2013 9:40:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): whole genre is retarded, makes me mad that it's a genre[4/30/2013 9:40:58 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's like, the female portion, of almost any sport[4/30/2013 9:41:04 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): like WNBA, compared to NBA[4/30/2013 9:41:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): utter garbage[4/30/2013 9:41:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I hope someone posts this rant somewhere, the world needs to know the truth about MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:41:50 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): so they'll stop playing them[4/30/2013 9:42:01 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): they're like RTS's[4/30/2013 9:42:10 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): except without skill or precision[4/30/2013 9:42:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I'm imagining the meeting they had when they made the genre[4/30/2013 9:42:48 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Let's take RTS games, take out every unit except one[4/30/2013 9:42:55 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): Take away unit production[4/30/2013 9:43:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): and then take away the usage of any somewhat feasible strategy or realism"[4/30/2013 9:43:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "It'll sell"[4/30/2013 9:43:22 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: tldr again[4/30/2013 9:43:24 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): everything sucks[4/30/2013 9:45:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): you should read it, I think it tells a really great story, captures the true essence and meaning of the human spirit, and our constant struggle to define the world around us, and find our place in it.[4/30/2013 9:46:02 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: does it involve tits[4/30/2013 9:47:19 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): read it and find out[4/30/2013 9:47:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I mention women at least twice[4/30/2013 9:56:14 PM] 10101101001100: he does not[4/30/2013 9:56:18 PM] 10101101001100: dont fall for it jc[4/30/2013 9:56:27 PM] 10101101001100: he is just bitching because he sucks at games involving strategy[4/30/2013 9:59:46 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): LOL[4/30/2013 9:59:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I've seen you play starcraft[4/30/2013 9:59:59 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): can't even make a wallTL:DRSakaro can't make a wall in Starcraft II[4/30/2013 9:39:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): DOTA IS FUCKING GAY[4/30/2013 9:39:11 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): in fact[4/30/2013 9:39:22 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): All games in that genre are[4/30/2013 9:39:26 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:39:36 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): even that name is stupid[4/30/2013 9:39:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Multiplayer Online Battle Arena"[4/30/2013 9:40:06 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): fuck by that title you can assume that COD is a MOBA[4/30/2013 9:40:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's online, with others, and you fight, in an arena[4/30/2013 9:40:31 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): is an online boxing game a MOBA? because you fight in an arena there[4/30/2013 9:40:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): whole genre is retarded, makes me mad that it's a genre[4/30/2013 9:40:58 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): it's like, the female portion, of almost any sport[4/30/2013 9:41:04 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): like WNBA, compared to NBA[4/30/2013 9:41:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): utter garbage[4/30/2013 9:41:45 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I hope someone posts this rant somewhere, the world needs to know the truth about MOBA's[4/30/2013 9:41:50 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): so they'll stop playing them[4/30/2013 9:42:01 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): they're like RTS's[4/30/2013 9:42:10 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): except without skill or precision[4/30/2013 9:42:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I'm imagining the meeting they had when they made the genre[4/30/2013 9:42:48 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "Let's take RTS games, take out every unit except one[4/30/2013 9:42:55 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): Take away unit production[4/30/2013 9:43:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): and then take away the usage of any somewhat feasible strategy or realism"[4/30/2013 9:43:16 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): "It'll sell"[4/30/2013 9:43:22 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: tldr again[4/30/2013 9:43:24 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): everything sucks[4/30/2013 9:45:09 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): you should read it, I think it tells a really great story, captures the true essence and meaning of the human spirit, and our constant struggle to define the world around us, and find our place in it.[4/30/2013 9:46:02 PM] [REDACTED] [JC4X4]: does it involve tits[4/30/2013 9:47:19 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): read it and find out[4/30/2013 9:47:25 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I mention women at least twice[4/30/2013 9:56:14 PM] 10101101001100: he does not[4/30/2013 9:56:18 PM] 10101101001100: dont fall for it jc[4/30/2013 9:56:27 PM] 10101101001100: he is just bitching because he sucks at games involving strategy[4/30/2013 9:59:46 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): LOL[4/30/2013 9:59:53 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): I've seen you play starcraft[4/30/2013 9:59:59 PM] [REDACTED] (jbandaid): can't even make a wallTL:DRSakaro can't make a wall in Starcraft II Edited May 2, 2013 by SpartanSakaro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbandito 814 Posted May 2, 2013 It's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpartanSakaro 1977 Posted May 2, 2013 It's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingstill beat you and youngz in a 2 v 2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbandito 814 Posted May 2, 2013 It's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingstill beat you and youngz in a 2 v 2.ummm, no you didn't Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpartanSakaro 1977 Posted May 2, 2013 It's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingstill beat you and youngz in a 2 v 2.ummm, no you didn'tIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingstill beat you and youngz in a 2 v 2.ummm, no you didn'tdude me and avery wreckt you guys, so much so you broke your keyboard, i remember this because everyone laughed their asses off afterwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbandito 814 Posted May 2, 2013 Rocky Balboa [YOLOLJC]: he claimed he's better than us at SC2sG | Flt. Lt. Youngz [Ethiopian]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 4 Tortoise, Youngz, Tanner and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpartanSakaro 1977 Posted May 2, 2013 i seem to have confused avery with youngz,スパルタsakaro: and bandaid broke his keyboard ?スパルタsakaro: and rage quit ?sG | Flt. Lt. Youngz [Ethiopian]: in what game?sG | Flt. Lt. Youngz [Ethiopian]: ohスパルタsakaro: star craftsG | Flt. Lt. Youngz [Ethiopian]: nosG | Flt. Lt. Youngz [Ethiopian]: I was on your team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanner 4 Posted May 2, 2013 I feel the need to blog this. It made my chest hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbandito 814 Posted May 2, 2013 I feel the need to blog this. It made my chest hurt.good way or bad way? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taboo 2392 Posted May 2, 2013 itt : no one good at sc2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted May 2, 2013 Only read the first few lines, but I agree. MOBAs are trash. 1 ElectronicDrug reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted May 2, 2013 It's okay bandaid whenever you're ready to move on past the pain I'll help you with dota Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanner 4 Posted May 2, 2013 It's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingIt's true, Sakaro can't make a wall for shit, all he does is suck, and talk trash, and double quote everythingstill beat you and youngz in a 2 v 2.Seeing as it was a 2v2, you could have easily been carried by your teammate. I think we need to see a rematch. Best 3 of 5, someone stream or record it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youngz 788 Posted May 2, 2013 itt : no one good at sc2Ouch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) Well why are they the most competitively played games In major tournaments, if they require no skill?Personally I think they are boring and the matches just go back and forth. But I guess people like them.Sorry on the double post, the mobile version is a pain in the ass :L V Edited May 5, 2013 by DogsGoMeow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted May 5, 2013 Well why are they the most competitively played games In major tournaments, if they require no skill?Personally I think they are boring and the matches just go back and forth. But I guess people like them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
