TheDentist 235 Posted January 11, 2013 "All terrorists take one step out of your cell face your cell and freeze no detours no delays, no jumping, no crouching, no flashing your flashlights, no spraying your sprays, no jerking off, no kissing your neighbor, no fucking my mom, no pissing, peeing, and/or taking wizzes, no head bobbing, no dancing, no crying, no laughing, no wiggles, no giggles, no green eggs and ham."Asshole. 5 kevinbotz, Faptastic, JWB10 and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bryan 207 Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) ummm wut? prob he hates green eggs and ham Edited January 11, 2013 by infested marine 1 Name reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joscal 339 Posted January 11, 2013 He forgot no knifing o.O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archy 422 Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Perfectly legitimate. This is how warden should be done. Edited January 11, 2013 by Oppa 1 CatsAreCrits reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWB10 374 Posted January 11, 2013 all ts take one step out of ur cell and die Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joscal 339 Posted January 11, 2013 all ts take one step out of ur cell and dieAnd then this actually happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bryan 207 Posted January 11, 2013 Perfectly legitimate. This is how warden should be done."mic check goes to archy ok you have no mic !ct archy wait why you no work??!!, because his a was an officer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c0cky 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Demon is an awesome warden, although I like Travesty the most, you know it's going to be a good round when Travesty takes warden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWB10 374 Posted January 11, 2013 I'm a bad warden. I'll be warden for one round, get killed by a T, and then rage-teamswitch myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDentist 235 Posted January 11, 2013 Just want to clarify that my post was sarcastic, I thought all the little extra bits would make that clear! I do find it annoying when I can't jump/crouch/flashlight whatever, I was just making fun of it because we had a map where almost every round we heard that. If someone gave the above command I'd probably laugh though. Demon is a fine warden, just poking fun because I hate it when I can't jump while waiting 45 seconds for a warden to do something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xmen 983 Posted January 11, 2013 it's like he faced away and didn't understand orders and now he's made Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDentist 235 Posted January 12, 2013 Everytime I accidentally do the wrong thing, like face away instead of face cells and I try to do the right thing, there is like 3 seconds where I'm just waiting to die hahaha, sometimes I do sometimes they let me live hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avery 794 Posted January 12, 2013 Alot of fail cts because everyone is newfags... They try to be "cool" and whatnot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Name 2616 Posted January 15, 2013 Just want to clarify that my post was sarcastic, I thought all the little extra bits would make that clear! I do find it annoying when I can't jump/crouch/flashlight whatever, I was just making fun of it because we had a map where almost every round we heard that. If someone gave the above command I'd probably laugh though. Demon is a fine warden, just poking fun because I hate it when I can't jump while waiting 45 seconds for a warden to do somethingThe only time I'll use no jumping crouching and flashing your flashlights is when you get 4-5 CTs on the team that just run around hurdurr shooting walls and not paying attention because "they have the guns, they have the power" and the CTs keep losing as a result. I see strictness as a balancer. Unless Wind gets a gun. There's no balancing that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bacn 80 Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) He didn't restrict hooking, pogo-sticking or motor-boating.1/10 Edited January 16, 2013 by Bacn 1 SexyBatman reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JWB10 374 Posted January 25, 2013 He didn't restrict hooking, pogo-sticking or motor-boating.1/10Yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites