bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 I ACCIDENTALLY PERMANENTLY GLUED MY ASS ONTO MY SEAT! AND NOW I NEED TO POOP! HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP!OH AND HOW DO I TURN OF CAPS LOCKS I DESTROYED THE BUTTON CAUSE I WAS INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND AM NOW FORCED TO TYPE LIKE THIS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fab 247 Posted July 13, 2011 If you're serious about this then just take off your pants and go use the bathroom, you can figure out what to do next once you're all done.-1/60 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewinator 5000 750 Posted July 13, 2011 too bad he isnt serious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 If you're serious about this then just take off your pants and go use the bathroom, you can figure out what to do next once you're all done.-1/60I CANT. I WAS NOT WEARING PANTS. OR UNDERWEAR. AS I WAS FAPPING TO PORN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubber Johnny 1 Posted July 13, 2011 I CANT. I WAS NOT WEAING PANTS. OR UNDERWEAR. AS I WAS FAPPING TO PORN.....then that's not glue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 ....then that's not glue.ACTUALLY IT WAS! I USED ELMERS GLUE TO DRAW A SMILIE FACE ON MY ASS BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY RADIOACTIVE SUPER GLUE! AND NOW IM STUCK HERE FOREVER. HALP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zachmanman 877 Posted July 13, 2011 pour gasoline on the glued spots????profit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubber Johnny 1 Posted July 13, 2011 ACTUALLY IT WAS! I USED ELMERS GLUE TO DRAW A SMILIE FACE ON MY ASS BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY RADIOACTIVE SUPER GLUE! AND NOW IM STUCK HERE FOREVER. HALP!No one gets my jokes :/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitestalker 792 Posted July 13, 2011 Shit yourself, im sure the warmth will help get your ass unstuck from the seat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 No one gets my jokes :/ACTUALLY I CAME RIGHT BEFORE DOING THIS SO YES I DID. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Croc 0 Posted July 13, 2011 I guess you could say that the OP...Is in quite a sticky situation.YEAAHHHHHH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubber Johnny 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Just hop over to your kitchen, stick a spatula in boiling water and shove it underneath you.You'll come loose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Just hop over to your kitchen, stick a spatula in boiling water and shove it underneath you.You'll come loose.I DONT HAVE A KITCHEN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimeToDie 39 Posted July 13, 2011 Do nothing, great excuse to get outta work tomorrow morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir. Hot Mayo 1143 Posted July 13, 2011 pour gasoline on the glued spots????profitpour gasoline on the glued spotsigniteprofitfixed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Do nothing, great excuse to get outta work tomorrow morning.WORK DOESNT EXIST FOR ME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 pour gasoline on the glued spotsigniteprofitfixedACTUALLY GOOD SIR HE WAS REFERRING TO AN INTERNET MEME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubber Johnny 1 Posted July 13, 2011 I DONT HAVE A KITCHEN.Take a pair of scissors and cut the seat up out from under you so that you no longer are stuck to the chair.The alternative is to set your ass on fire, and melt the connection. Think about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Take a pair of scissors and cut the seat up out from under you so that you no longer are stuck to the chair.The alternative is to set your ass on fire, and melt the connection.I DONT HAVE SCISORRS. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIRE IT WITHOUT GASOLINE CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND SUCH A THING AND NOT GET ARRESTED BY POLICE FOR BEING COMPLETELY NUDE IN PUBLIC. AND I DONT HAVE NAPKINS TO COVER IT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 I guess you could say that the OP...Is in quite a sticky situation.YEAAHHHHHHI HAVE NO CLUE WHAT CHANNEL CSI MIAMI IS EVEN ON. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted July 13, 2011 I guess you could say that the OP...Is in quite a sticky situation.YEAAHHHHHHSo you know, I generally like your posts and your sense of humor.But recognize right now this particular job is already taken by someone who knows how to do it properly.http://www.syndicate-gamers.net/showthread.php?t=43404&p=581097&viewfull=1#post581097http://www.syndicate-gamers.net/showthread.php?t=45772&p=603900&viewfull=1#post603900http://www.syndicate-gamers.net/showthread.php?t=45966&p=604439&viewfull=1#post604439 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonfire302 0 Posted July 13, 2011 I LOVE WATCHING JUDGE JUDY WITH MY MOTHER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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