How close have you come to dying?

[Konah 0]

Wait, where is your ear located..?

Quite close to the head, but not seemingly attached.

Ika, since you said class and not school I will assume you are in college. So I have to ask...why didn't you ride on the sidewalk?

[mute 0]

When i was in 8th grade i had a emo bitch hold a knife to my throat outside a movie theater

You got held up by a girl? LOL=D

Well it's funny to picture you did anyway.

[Dojima 7619]

Ika, since you said class and not school I will assume you are in college. So I have to ask...why didn't you ride on the sidewalk?

Illegal in some cities, and in general, riding on the sidewalk sucks unless you really have to.

[Ivanns 1088]

I was on a vacation in Brazil once and I almost stepped on a cobra Thank god that by dad pointed it out to me or I would be in a world of hurt.

[Zoxopirezox Jared 15]

this close

[DeeJus 0]

I was on a vacation in Brazil once and I almost stepped on a cobra Thank god that by dad pointed it out to me or I would be in a world of hurt.

Ouch man.

And to Taylor Swift: You should probably get that ear thing looked at, unless you're Rayman.

[Bowser 3]

BUMPING SO PEOPLE CAN REMEMBER MY EPIC TROLLING

[Jewinator 5000 750]

It was pretty epic.

[Dyscivist 5686]

Teen leans out of truck, dies after head strikes telephone pole

[Robert Timecock 19]

Thank you for that Dyscivist.

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but death happens it is part of life and younger people are more prone to it.

No, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

[Albert Chronopenis 0]

I was stung by a wasp in the foot at a water-park in sixth grade.

[CAT BURGLAR 0]

i got hit by a car once. the scariest thing about it was that i couldn't remember what happened 30 seconds before and after the accident, so i don't know what i did wrong. :/

[Dyscivist 5686]

i got hit by a car once. the scariest thing about it was that i couldn't remember what happened 30 seconds before and after the accident, so i don't know what i did wrong. :/

But you know you were the one that did something wrong?

[Dojima 7619]

Clearly. Ralph Wiggum has no business driving.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

i got hit by a car once. the scariest thing about it was that i couldn't remember what happened 30 seconds before and after the accident, so i don't know what i did wrong. :/

Freudian psychoanalysts call that "repression." It's likely you were being sexually abused by your father because he was jealous of the feelings you had for your mother, but you resisted him, and that scuffle caused the car accident. For the first 30 seconds after the accident, your father continued his assault as you were dazed, but stopped once someone came to check on you. I think you and I should talk more, when can you come again?

[Mimic 3307]

Almost had my head crushed by a city bus.

[BlackStone 66]

I was.... 14 I think. Was walking along the river bank, walking along ground that seemed solid, and at least 10-15 feet from the water. All of a sudden, I'm chest deep in mud and sinking. Thankfully, there was a huge ass branch nearby that I pulled to me, than used to push myself out of the mud. Turns out a small inlet was there is was a pool of water beneath that specific spot and my unlucky ass almost was just unlucky enough to find it.

Also, fuck you to the two guys who were fishing and just watched me and I screamed for their help.

[Failsniper 2]

Was in my schools auto-tech class>>FAST FORWARD>> Minivan somehow ended on top of me. Stepping stairs saved my life.

[Goldentongue 3616]

When I was six, my family moved from Lost Angeles, California to Oxford, Mississippi in the bad snowstorm that hit the south in December '98.

On the second night we lived there, I went with my mom shopping, and when we came back the ice on the road prevented her from being able to drive back up the hill at the entrance to our neighborhood.

She told me to walk to our house and get my dad who had more experience driving on ice. I walked up leaf covered grass on the side of the road, but soon realized I had no idea where I was going or where my house was.

Slightly scared, I panicked and started running back down the hill, but on the road. My feet slipped out from under me, I slid like 25 feet down the icy pavement on my back and underneath the front of the car. I passed under the car, and just caught onto the rear bumper with one hand to stop myself. If I hadn't grabbed it, I would have slid right out on my back across the busy road in front of passing cars.

That's about it. I've done a bunch of dangerous stuff, but nothing bad has ever happened during it.

[CAT BURGLAR 0]

it was explained after this that apparantly, red hand means stop, white person means go

a red/green light would have sufficed

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Freudian psychoanalysts call that "repression." It's likely you were being sexually abused by your father because he was jealous of the feelings you had for your mother, but you resisted him, and that scuffle caused the car accident. For the first 30 seconds after the accident, your father continued his assault as you were dazed, but stopped once someone came to check on you. I think you and I should talk more, when can you come again?

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CHARGE HOURLY??????????????????????????

[Lololuke182 0]

Gah man this sucks,

I had this stomach infection when i was little. Cant remember all the ins and outs of it,

Nearly killed me,

I've also been ran over a few times (nothing super serious)

[Kelso 4]

this close | |

[Prosak 683]

i had a metal rod going between my arm and armpit apparently missing my heart by 1 inch

[UnknownLegend 5480]

it was explained after this that apparantly, red hand means stop, white person means go

Only if a minority is driving. If the driver is White, the colors are reversed; white hand means stop, colored person means go.

[Ninja-Resented- 0]

Death? Hmm...

1. Mom opened the door in the car on a highway T_T

2. In sixth grade i was going to get stabbed by some hoods.