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If the world had sv_cheats set to 1, what would you do?

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Guest Horny©at

I would use host_timescale 3 and ENTER THE MATRIX!!!

Wow some people seem to not know anything about sv_cheats commands except noclip. He said be creative.

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Guest Cheshire kitty

noclip and godmode and answers life's questions about the universe.

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Guest Horny©at

I would spawn a mattress by using this command "prop_physics_create /props_c17/FurnitureMattress001a.mdl"and then I would fuck here with "buddha mode on"

Inb4people saytheyneverknewthatthesespawnpropcommandsexistlol

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Guest Horny©at
Well, if we're turning cheats on, then we have access to the console.

And if I have access to the console, then I'm installing es_tools and becoming a god.

Eventscripts is a joke, shows how much you know.

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Guest Horny©at

alias "cash" "impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100;impulse 100"

alias "cash2" "cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash;cash"

alias "cash3" "cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2;cash2"

bind "p" "cash3"

I wake up and eat breakfast and then use this script or bind. Please do not use this script, it works but you will only get kicked for command spamming.

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Guest Horny©at
I'd slay all. The world is mine.

You would die too faggot.

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Find a suicidal jumper on top of a building or bridge. Antagonize them until they jump. sv_gravity 100

laugh at them and say not only do you suck at life but they suck at dying too.

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