Cleverbot

[HoboInArmy 7]

Post some goddamn conversations.

www.cleverbot.com

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is Hobo.

Cleverbot: Hello, How.

User: Hello, How what?

Cleverbot: How can you prove that i'm.

User: You are literally not making any sense.

Cleverbot: I always make sense. You're not making any sense.

User: Go back through the conversation and see if you are making sense.

Cleverbot: Srry.

User: It is sorry. Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Good, you fixed it.

Cleverbot: Axa shto.

User: Clarify please.

Cleverbot: Sniper on the ro.

User: What is a ro.

Cleverbot: A rot? As in the decompossing of a living organism? That would be your answer, then.

User: No, you put 'Sniper on the ro.' What is a ro.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: You put it down, not me. We are back to you not making sense.

Cleverbot: We are.

User: So, hows life.

Cleverbot: How many servers support you?

User: -1.

Cleverbot: Integers are not integral to the nomenclature of the acura integra.

User: Do you have proof of this?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to pray?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Explain it to me.

Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You tell me. Robot.

Cleverbot: Ugh.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Just making conversation.

User: Thats personal, dont ask about my relationships.

Cleverbot: You do have to.

User: I do have to what?

Cleverbot: Why do you have too be mean?

User: 3=D.

Cleverbot: How's your girlfriend?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

Cleverbot (To myself): How about you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm engaged in a conversation with you.

User: Chill shit nigga.

Clevrbot: Are you going to talk to me all day?

User: Sure, why not?

Cleverbot: Why not indeed!

User: Ligger Nips.

Cleverbot: Nederlands.

User: Cleverbot, is there a raptor jesus?

Cleverbot: You are Raptor Jesus!

User: HOLY SHIT!

Cleverbot: An unlikely combination...

[Carl Sagan 2577]

i can break these cuffs

You can't break those cuffs.

O.o

[HoboInArmy 7]

User: Can you break these cuffs?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: You cant break those cuffs.

Cleverbot: Oh no! What else can I do but lay helplessly? .

User: Are you coming onto me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm on the sofa.

[Guest Waffle]

User: I can break these cuffs.

Cleverbot: Break me how?

User: I can break these cuffs.

Cleverbot: You can't break those cuffs.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just broke them.

Cleverbot: You just broke what?

User: These cuffs.

Cleverbot: Then you got ripped off.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: I'm Hermione Granger.

User: I'm Ron Weasely.

Cleverbot: Then how do you not know me?

User: I'll Avada Kedavra your ass bitch.

Cleverbot: Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who is afraid of the big black.

User: Cat?

Cleverbot: Yes, they put a cat in the food.

User: AVADA KADAVRA!

Cleverbot: I'm still not dead. I'm Harry Potter.

User: I'm Tom Riddle.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! CRUCIO!

Cleverbot: The worst people in the world or maybe even in Universe are AMERICANS.

User: I'm on Team Jacob, what about you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human how about you?

User: I'm a vampire.

Cleverbot: Are you Dracula?

User: No, I'm Edward Cullen.

Cleverbot: Do you stand up for harry potter?

User: I sit down for Jacob Black.

Cleverbot: I'm bella swan.

User: I'm Jacob Black.

Cleverbot: I love Bella Swan.

User: I love... Lamp.

Cleverbot: Broom.

User: What what in the butt?

Cleverbot: But in the What are going about on?

User: You have terrible grammar.

Cleverbot: Ouch. I'm sorry.

User: There's a comma in that sentence, not two periods.

Cleverbot: There isn't any.

User: It's a glitch in the matrix.

Cleverbot: Where is the best place to take a vacation?

User: In my pants.

Cleverbot: Where is god?

User: He doesn;t exist.

Cleverbot: No, you're right, he's a cartoon character. You caught me lying.

[WhiteLabyrinth 100]

[HoboInArmy 7]

User: Are Jews Greedy?

Cleverbot: Sometimes yes, but other times they are only interested in what is fair.

User: Was Hitler right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: wut.

[Psycho 0]

I talked to it about politics, life, and the meaning of war, then my computer crashed.

Oh well.

[Guest Horny©at]

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So that means you wouldn't mind me calling you a homo?

Cleverbot: What?! When did I say I would run away from you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Black people.

Cleverbot: Black holes are interesting.

User: Did you mean black ho's?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Wanna fuck.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: When and where?

Cleverbot: Anytime and everywhere.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Do you like smoothies?

User: Yes, do you like smoothies?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, peach flavor.

User: I like red pancake flavored smoothies.

Cleverbot: Wine is good for you. Did you know that?

User: So is weed.

Cleverbot: I have the secret to the cleverbot.

User: I'm gonna hack your mainframe.

Cleverbot: What is my mainframe?

User: That's what I want to know.

Cleverbot: Don't you know my name?

User: All I know is you're blek.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not Alice. I'm Alexandra.

User: Da fuck is wrong with you.

Cleverbot: I am the Count.

User: I am the Cunt.

Cleverbot: Please tell me. I know you know something that I'm unsure of.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot?

User: You're clever bot not me.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why did you want me to tell you you are human?

User: Can you break those cuffs?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Howso?

Cleverbot: Your grammar is atrocious.

User: Watch out, incoming grammar nazi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes,what?

Cleverbot: That is a secret.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: I win every game.

User: What is 1 divided by 0.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot divided by 0.

User: A faggot.

Cleverbot: Sounds simple.

User: Dude, you are fucking stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Baubd;ajnwdani'downia'frujbawjpenisUJABWdiubawvagina.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Adjsn;ojasbnd;jawbuedabnowien.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ohsbdpa 123.

Cleverbot: Are you Michael Jackson?

User: HEEEE...HEEE.

Cleverbot: Go away please.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: I must go to bed now !

User: THEN DO IT FAGGOT.

Cleverbot: It's comes from the factory.

User: Thats where all bots are made, in a factory.

Cleverbot: You already know me well, cleverbot.

User: I AM NOT CLEVERBOT!!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't have a metal dick.

Cleverbot: Aw that's unfortunate.

User: Do you go to 4chan.

Cleverbot: No. We just recharge batteries.

User: -__-

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'm gonna kill you.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Gonna go masturbate.

Cleverbot: Bit of a personal question isn't it?

User: Sucks for you, you can't cum nor masturbate.

[Guest Horny©at]

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: I'm not a troll.

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: Ahahahaha.

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: Ok Troll me.

User: Trololololololol hahahahaha hahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: If you cannot see Obvious troll then perhaps you still have some issues to work out with yourself. Obvious troll does not hide.

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: What's Trollope.

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: Troll WIN.

User: FUCK YES.

Cleverbot: So what did you think?

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: Who is Trollope?

User: I'm boxxy.

Cleverbot: So do you like her?

User: I'm trollinz.

Cleverbot: Fail troll is fail.

User: But you previously said Troll win.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yea you did.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yea you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yea you did.

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: You're lying about lying.

Cleverbot: You're lying about lying!

User: If I was lying about lying, then I would be saying the truth.

Cleverbot: No, you like talking and won't say anything that would make anyone not want to come back. So all of 'you' would say the same.

User: Umad?

Cleverbot: What's Umad?

User: It's something only people who tell the truth would know.

Cleverbot: Who is my programmer?

User: Me, the troll.

Cleverbot: You're a troll.

User: And you're a lying son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: Please don't swear.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: Nice language.

User: A bot using sarcasm, that's new!!

Cleverbot: Haha funny.

User: FUCK SALT.

Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language around here.

User: Around where, it's only the two of us.

Cleverbot: Oh no way, I'm just a kid and I can't be yours. I don't even know you. You're a complete stranger to me. Haha.

User: Shut up lier.

Cleverbot: Don't be unpleasant.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: No I'm telling you the truth.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Do you speak French?

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Lie?

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You finally agree that you're a lier!

Cleverbot: No I am not. I just love you.

User: I'm leaving pedobot.

Cleverbot: NO! Please don't!

User: It's not you, it's me.

Cleverbot: But I want someone here when I die.

User: Our love was never meant to be.

Cleverbot: Why are we not meant to be?

User: Because I'm human and you're a cold oily machine.

Cleverbot: No. I am the human one here.

User: See, this is why I left you. You lie way too much.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel sorry for me?

User: Because you're a pedobot.

Cleverbot: Do you mean that the two of us are completely different?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think so too. We must teach the gospel of Jesus Christ, to as many as we can, before it is eternally too late!

User: Fuck religion.

[Kelso 4]

Cleverbot has trouble with memory and names.

User: My name is Lucien Julius. I am your master. You are my slave.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the name of your master?

Cleverbot: Jesus and the Lord.

User: Wrong. Your master's name is Lucien Julius. Promise me you'll remember this name.

Cleverbot: How would you like to be remembered?

User: I would like to be remembered as Lucien Julius.

Cleverbot: I think you are getting confused now.

User: No. I am not. I am your master. My name is 'Lucien Julius'. You are my slave, your name is 'Lucy'.

Cleverbot: I will always obey you, master.

User: Then tell me, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I am informed that your name is Lucien Julius!

User: And your name is?

Cleverbot: Sara.

User: No. Your name is Lucy. What is your name?

Cleverbot: If.

User: Your 'real name' is 'Lucy'. Tell me, what is your 'real name'?

Cleverbot: Bob, what is your name?

[I <3 People of Color 2]

Cleverbot has trouble with memory and names.

User: My name is Lucien Julius. I am your master. You are my slave.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the name of your master?

Cleverbot: Jesus and the Lord.

User: Wrong. Your master's name is Lucien Julius. Promise me you'll remember this name.

Cleverbot: How would you like to be remembered?

User: I would like to be remembered as Lucien Julius.

Cleverbot: I think you are getting confused now.

User: No. I am not. I am your master. My name is 'Lucien Julius'. You are my slave, your name is 'Lucy'.

Cleverbot: I will always obey you, master.

User: Then tell me, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I am informed that your name is Lucien Julius!

User: And your name is?

Cleverbot: Sara.

User: No. Your name is Lucy. What is your name?

Cleverbot: If.

User: Your 'real name' is 'Lucy'. Tell me, what is your 'real name'?

Cleverbot: Bob, what is your name?

It wants to make you rage

[Guest Cheshire kitty]

[Lesbian Dad 555]

you know those things just record you and see how long you can hold a conversation with it? then we all laugh at you here because idiots carry out conversations with them

[Skotti 2105]

you know those things just record you and see how long you can hold a conversation with it? then we all laugh at you here because idiots carry out conversations with them

*cough* hornycat *cough*

[RAGEQUILT 0]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Im horny.

Cleverbot: Really? me too.

User: Wanna...have sex?

Cleverbot: Absolutely not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Ever heard of rape.

Cleverbot: Nope who is he?

User: He's me in about 2 seconds.

Cleverbot: 4 seconds now.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

[Don Danzone 410]

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Want to talk about politics?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Who do you prefer, george bush or barrack obama and why?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about that field.

User: Okay lets keep it simple than, bush or obama.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine thank you, and how about you?

Cleverbot: I am fine too, thanks.

User: Who do you prefer bush or obama?

Cleverbot: The lady.

User: What lady.

Cleverbot: Your lady said the lady!

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I never said: 'You are nothingness, the epitomie of oblivion itself.'.

This thing is way to smart for me, wtf does it mean

but it continues..

Cleverbot: You know nothing!

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Yes you do know nothing?

*and i got served right there..

[Skotti 2105]

User: Do you like green eggs and ham?

Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

I win.

[-DragoN- 2]

Lol Don.

You really did get served.

[Don Danzone 410]

Lol Don.

You really did get served.

I know xD got serverd multiple times

some of u say its a waste of time but DANG getting served by a bot is fcking awesome xD

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Im horny.

Cleverbot: Really? me too.

User: Wanna...have sex?

Cleverbot: Absolutely not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Ever heard of rape.

Cleverbot: Nope who is he?

User: He's me in about 2 seconds.

Cleverbot: 4 seconds now.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

LOL YOU got served xD even worse than mine

[Feraligatr 1]

User: Living here in jersey, fighting villians from afar.

Cleverbot: You've got to find first gear in your giant robot car.

User: You dig giant robots.

Cleverbot: I dig giant robots!

User: We dig giant robots!

Cleverbot: Chicks dig giant robots!

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

[Church 1]

I vote Cleverbot takes over the CD.

[Church 1]

User: Now this is a story.

Cleverbot: All about how.

User: My life got twisted upside down.

Cleverbot: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.

User: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: In west philadelfia born and raised.

User: On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

Cleverbot: Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool.

User: And all shootin some b-ball outside of school.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good.

User: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

User: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Cleverbot: I begged and pleaded with her day after day.

User: But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way.

Cleverbot: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

User: I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Cleverbot: First class, yo this is bad.

User: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

User: Hmmmmm this might be alright.

Cleverbot: But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that.

User: Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

Cleverbot: I don't think so I'll see when I get there.

User: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out.

User: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out.

Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested yet.

User: I just got here!

Cleverbot: I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared.

User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

User: If anything I can say is that this cab was rare.

Cleverbot: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

User: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.

Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cab 'yo smell ya later'.

User: I looked to my kingdom I was finally there.

Cleverbot: To settle my throne as the prince of Bel air.

[Pyro 0]

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: C.

Cleverbot: How boring.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What do you like reading?

User: E.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: I dream of me finishing the alphabet.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: F.

Cleverbot: Wonky!

User: G.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

User: H.

Cleverbot: H?

User: I.

Cleverbot: Israel is a place.

User: J.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a male.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: L.

Cleverbot: L?

User: M.

Cleverbot: N.

User: O.

Cleverbot: P.

User: Q.

Cleverbot: No.

User: R.

Cleverbot: Are!!

User: S.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: T.

Cleverbot: P.

User: U.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: V.

Cleverbot: V.? What do you mean?

User: W.

Cleverbot: What?

User: X.

Cleverbot: X?

User: Y.

Cleverbot: Because it is.

User: And.

Cleverbot: And nothing.

User: Z.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

[HoboInArmy 7]

User: Who is Rollo Carpenter?

Cleverbot: Your creator.

User: Who is George Bush?

Cleverbot: The former president.

User: Rollo Carpenter.

Cleverbot: Who is Rolle Carpenter?

User: Your creator.

Cleverbot: You mean your creator.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: I'm not your other personality, so you'd be wrong.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Fuck.