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Stand outside the shower bareass naked with my hand inside the shower waiting for warm water.

lol'd. I do this too though.

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Well I used to think that I was the only one that has ever had their pee stream go into a V, until I asked Sketch.

o_o

Just don't cross the streams brah!

I read books (Ha. Got 'em! None of these e-thugs know how to read...)

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I read books (Ha. Got 'em! None of these e-thugs know how to read...)

Farenheit 451 is my favorite book of all time. I try to read as much as I can, but I'm usually too busy being awesome to read.

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well needed bump

Agreed.

When I shower at night I keep all the lights off so it's pitch black.

If I use a rubber, after I have sex with a chick I tie the end in a knot then try to slingshot it into my wastebasket. Sometimes I have them try.

In the mornings I get my mail only wearing a pea coat. Almost got in trouble for this one breezy day last week.

If a date's going bad or is boring, I make my phone ring and say "Hey, babe... just finishing up at the office. Be home soon".

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I fart in bed then slowly lift the tops of the covers up to let the smell go out, and if its bad I flap my covers like an American flag in a tornado.

I leave the sheets as they are, and dig myself in the sheets to smell my fart.

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When I eat meat soup( Its a soup with meat, potatoes, vegetables and shit) I sometimes imagine I'm eating aragons meat soup wich he ate in rohan, the scene when he's talking to eowyn.

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