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Old, but oh well :>

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Michael jacksons dead

You: what the fuck

You: prove it

Stranger: go to tmz .com

Stranger: its all over the news

You: tmz is for faggots, you faggot.

Stranger: no im a girl

You: you cunt knuckle.

You: http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6564/644ef11d.jpg

Stranger: can u wait 2min?

Stranger: hot!

Stranger: brb :)

Stranger: dont DC

You have disconnected.

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You: oh hi

Stranger: hey

You: sg?

Stranger: sg ?

You: sg?

Stranger: what's that ?

You: small genitals

Stranger: hmm ?

You: u have?

Stranger: noo .

You: u have any?

Stranger: depends how small

You: like wookie size

You: or junzou (Big)

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: NY

Stranger: hmm . that's cool

You: so sg?

Stranger: no

Stranger: sorry

You: wookie or juzou?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: oh hi

Stranger: hey

You: sg?

Stranger: sg ?

You: sg?

Stranger: what's that ?

You: small genitals

Stranger: hmm ?

You: u have?

Stranger: noo .

You: u have any?

Stranger: depends how small

You: like wookie size

You: or junzou (Big)

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: NY

Stranger: hmm . that's cool

You: so sg?

Stranger: no

Stranger: sorry

You: wookie or juzou?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh lol

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You: oh hi

Stranger: hey

You: sg?

Stranger: sg ?

You: sg?

Stranger: what's that ?

You: small genitals

Stranger: hmm ?

You: u have?

Stranger: noo .

You: u have any?

Stranger: depends how small

You: like wookie size

You: or junzou (Big)

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: NY

Stranger: hmm . that's cool

You: so sg?

Stranger: no

Stranger: sorry

You: wookie or juzou?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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i remember this one time i went on there and just spewed shit on some guy, and he went at it too. we were swearing and insulting each other until i asked him: go on disconnect pussy. This turned into a 3 hour "are you still there" match because neither of us wanted to lose. I disconnected and lost but still, what the fuck?

Oh yeah, try and get into a pokemon battle with somone

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What is your favorite Color?

You: The color of your penis.

Stranger: What is your quest?

You: To see your penis.

Stranger: What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallo

You: 45 DPS (Dicks per second)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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