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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup man

Stranger: sup

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: 19musa

You: Cool beans

You: likewise

You: im 18 tho

You: Do you have nice hair?

Stranger: i dyed it red

You: Sweet

You: So you look like paramore?

You: Id hit it

Stranger: yeah just like hayley

You: Sweet

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: are you a woman?

You: I can be if the money is right

Stranger: bahaha sorry i am straight

You: I am too

You: It can be our little secret

Stranger: meh

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup man

Stranger: sup

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: 19musa

You: Cool beans

You: likewise

You: im 18 tho

You: Do you have nice hair?

Stranger: i dyed it red

You: Sweet

You: So you look like paramore?

You: Id hit it

Stranger: yeah just like hayley

You: Sweet

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: are you a woman?

You: I can be if the money is right

Stranger: bahaha sorry i am straight

You: I am too

You: It can be our little secret

Stranger: meh

Where's the rest of the story? DON'T HIDE FROM US HOWARD! D:

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I hate OMEGLE. Every time I go on, once in a while I get a random fucker who says after two seconds of convo "OH SORRY, I HAVE TO GO NOW, YOU CAN GO TO MY MYSPACE AT yadadadada AND ADD ME FOR NOODZ."

-________-"

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AMBER YOU BITCH. That was my work of art there. (Its on a mac)

Bobvosh, Fucking lol

And contract killer is the man for posting that.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oh hi

Stranger: I reject sex predators like you who are just aiming to cyber terrorism.

You: OH WELL FUCK YOU

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Oh hai

Stranger: asl pl?

You: 19 f uas NY

You: usa*

You: hah

Stranger: i am 20 m aus

Stranger: r u horny?

You: ohh ya

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: i like

You: r u?

Stranger: fuck yes

Stranger: haha

You: Ohh sexy talk?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: now let's begin

You: u starttt

Stranger: ok now i want u take off my trousers and suck my hot dick

You: Ohkay

You: i would take your dick and stick it between my tits covered in maple syrup

Stranger: oh yes

Stranger: i want fuck u now

You: Oh yesss...

Stranger: now let me take ur trousers

Stranger: and panties

Stranger: ..

You: Oh no

You: sorry

You: i have a dick

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ANAL

Stranger: why

You: KUZ I SAID SO

Stranger: so

You: I WANT HARDCORE BUTTSEX

You: FROM A 10 YEAR OLD BOY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: im not

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Oh hai

Stranger: boobs?

You: Ya

You: 2

Stranger: how big?

You: Huge

Stranger: measurements?

You: Duble d

Stranger: pix?

You: Ya

You: one sec

You: http://img91.imageshack.us/i/lol16nonh5.jpg/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: name?

You: Amber

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: ws ur fig?

You: waa?

You: ur confusing meee

You: :/

You: haha

Stranger: ?

Stranger: amber wt do u do?

You: i try to have a good time[;

Stranger: dts cool

Stranger: how many times have u done sex?

You: like over 9000

You: ;]

Stranger: ooooooooooo

Stranger: ur boobs size?

You: Ahhh, They havent come in yet

You: lol

You: Kuz im amber

You: hah

You: ohh haiiii

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: m

You: age?

Stranger: 17 you?

You: 19

You: f

Stranger: are tou horny?

You: Yahh

Stranger: wow

You: rlyy

You: rlyy

You: hornyy[:

Stranger: can you make me wet?

You: uhh

You: yah

You: <33

You: u start babe

Stranger: haha

Stranger: imean piture

Stranger: picture

You: ina secc

You: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/ugly-goth.jpg

You: i called it stupid

You: but

You: w.e

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: shit

You: u think im hot?

You: :]

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you are troll

You: no u

You: HEAD SHOT

Stranger: ha

Stranger: you are really troll

You: no uuuuuuuuuu

You: ima 50 year old guy

You: Chyeah

You: internet is great

You: :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: f :)

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im

Stranger: m

Stranger: age?

You: 17.. but almost 18

Stranger: cool

Stranger: have boyfriend?

You: not anymore

Stranger: well i think is was dificult

Stranger: ?

You: yeah

You: i really liked him

You: we made out, and were about to have sex

You: but then he stopped and just left

You: and said its over via text message

Stranger: so u did not have it?

You: no

You: he was just taking off my pants

Stranger: and underware?

You: yeah

Stranger: oooo cool

You: and then he saw my throbbing dick, and looked at me in disgust and ran

You: :(

Stranger: and did he touch your boobs?

You: yeah, but that was before he saw my penis

Stranger: u have pennis and boobs

You: yeah, i was born like that :( it makes love very difficult

Stranger: do u have pics?

Stranger: so

You: no i don't

You: i'm embarrased

Stranger: ? so u had love sex

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hi im a boy

You: u?

Stranger: i'm a girl

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 18

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i'm 20

You: wanna see a pic

Stranger: sure

You: http://tinyurl.com/enoj9

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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