apathy 1 Posted July 16, 2009 Marriage means you can go longer with out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Kings 0 Posted July 17, 2009 8:07am but this was sex..pulled out jacked it a little and blew it on her face.did not feel like busting in her today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apathy 1 Posted July 17, 2009 way tooo much info Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Kings 0 Posted July 18, 2009 way tooo much infoLol well I just thought I would share...Right before I logged in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phanero 0 Posted July 18, 2009 Nasty stuff :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apathy 1 Posted July 18, 2009 :cool::eek:I'll bet the face in your avatar is what you saw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPolish 0 Posted July 18, 2009 You ever tried to masturbate after a long night of drinking?It is hard is it not? I mean I can get the maple tree to grow but I can never get any maple syrup to come out of it when I tap it! Here I am, trying to eat some pancakes and waffles, and all I want is a little maple syrup. You ever had dry pancakes? They're not that great! It reminds me of this one time I saw a grey turtle trying to drag itself across the road. Maybe if I had gotten some powder sugar or maybe a little bit of honey, my pancakes and waffles would be a lot more satisfying than what they are now. I'm not talking about that manufactured maple syrup crap you buy in stores, I want the pure stuff.Why can't my maple tree produce any maple syrup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elvis Presley 0 Posted July 19, 2009 You ever tried to masturbate after a long night of drinking?It is hard is it not? I mean I can get the maple tree to grow but I can never get any maple syrup to come out of it when I tap it! Here I am, trying to eat some pancakes and waffles, and all I want is a little maple syrup. You ever had dry pancakes? They're not that great! It reminds me of this one time I saw a grey turtle trying to drag itself across the road. Maybe if I had gotten some powder sugar or maybe a little bit of honey, my pancakes and waffles would be a lot more satisfying than what they are now. I'm not talking about that manufactured maple syrup crap you buy in stores, I want the pure stuff.Why can't my maple tree produce any maple syrup!Should i be worried this made me hungry? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
«Ã�Я» Blue 0 Posted July 20, 2009 It's just your inner gay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Null Movement 0 Posted July 20, 2009 Crouching Homo, Hidden Flamer?9:27 CST : Thank you, keezemovies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltimateOreo 145 Posted July 20, 2009 IM SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THE TITLE SPELLED WRONG, I FINALLY FIXED IT.FUCK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Waffle Posted July 20, 2009 No need to rage Ultimate.. Yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Kings 0 Posted July 20, 2009 Sex 2 hours ago.This is a dead thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPolish 0 Posted July 20, 2009 It's not dead unless people no longer prefer maple syrup with their pancakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elvis Presley 0 Posted July 20, 2009 crouching flamer hidden homo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPolish 0 Posted July 21, 2009 Is it just me or is anyone else ridiculously turned on by Ultimate Oreo's avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Kings 0 Posted July 21, 2009 Is it just me or is anyone else ridiculously turned on by Ultimate Oreo's avatar?Lol, o yeah you know we all are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPolish 0 Posted July 23, 2009 mmmmmmmmm giraffe love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPolish 0 Posted July 24, 2009 seriously, it happened again!I'm eating dry pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samm. 13 Posted July 25, 2009 Couldn't help but contribute.4:07am... enough said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apathy 1 Posted July 25, 2009 warning Illegal to comment on above post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crothers 0 Posted July 25, 2009 Time: 35 Minutes AgoMore Info HereBasically I saw Cortana semi-nude, poped, and than sammy convinced me it was masturbation. So logged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
