«Ã�Я» Blue 0 Posted February 1, 2009 After you masturebate come here and post the time Also put a 1 out of 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindSpring 73 Posted February 1, 2009 LOL I ALREADY DID THIS LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S3Xmagik 0 Posted February 1, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mind╥Spring @ Feb 1 2009, 05:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>LOL I ALREADY DID THIS LOL I thought you made a 'sign in before using the bathroom' log... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortifer Fain 0 Posted February 1, 2009 : MASTURBATION LOG : NORTH AMERICAN STANDARD YEAR 2009, FEBRUARY 1ST 15:30HOUSE OF FAINAs I sat in my throne today and pondered the mystery of the universe, I had the slight tingling sensation in my right foot of which I have come to associate with a need to empty my expired soldiers into the nether. Swiveling in my throne towards the mainframe and clicking my local human interface device, I journeyed into the Sea of Data. My ship, The Polk Folk Old Home, was a sturdy vessel, although one that smelled faintly of decay and boredom. And then I came. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayhim 0 Posted February 2, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mortifer Fain @ Feb 1 2009, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>: MASTURBATION LOG : NORTH AMERICAN STANDARD YEAR 2009, FEBRUARY 1ST 15:30HOUSE OF FAINAs I sat in my throne today and pondered the mystery of the universe, I had the slight tingling sensation in my right foot of which I have come to associate with a need to empty my expired soldiers into the nether. Swiveling in my throne towards the mainframe and clicking my local human interface device, I journeyed into the Sea of Data. My ship, The Polk Folk Old Home, was a sturdy vessel, although one that smelled faintly of decay and boredom. And then I came.i was therethis is what i think |V Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madmartigan 0 Posted February 2, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mortifer Fain @ Feb 1 2009, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>: MASTURBATION LOG : NORTH AMERICAN STANDARD YEAR 2009, FEBRUARY 1ST 15:30HOUSE OF FAINAs I sat in my throne today and pondered the mystery of the universe, I had the slight tingling sensation in my right foot of which I have come to associate with a need to empty my expired soldiers into the nether. Swiveling in my throne towards the mainframe and clicking my local human interface device, I journeyed into the Sea of Data. My ship, The Polk Folk Old Home, was a sturdy vessel, although one that smelled faintly of decay and boredom. And then I came.Ahahaha, this may be the most interesting description of whacking off that I've ever heard. I will applaud you for your excellent verbal swagger with which you seem to dispose of expired soldiers, lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustydthree 0 Posted February 2, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mortifer Fain @ Feb 1 2009, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>: MASTURBATION LOG : NORTH AMERICAN STANDARD YEAR 2009, FEBRUARY 1ST 15:30HOUSE OF FAINAs I sat in my throne today and pondered the mystery of the universe, I had the slight tingling sensation in my right foot of which I have come to associate with a need to empty my expired soldiers into the nether. Swiveling in my throne towards the mainframe and clicking my local human interface device, I journeyed into the Sea of Data. My ship, The Polk Folk Old Home, was a sturdy vessel, although one that smelled faintly of decay and boredom. And then I came.omg that was hilarious.. im so stealing that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clay 24 Posted February 2, 2009 Very off-topic: Wow Cider, I fucking love that picture in your sig. It's so true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeRoCITy 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Greate joy can come with greate consequences... or isn't ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwitchBlade 1 Posted February 2, 2009 Monday, February 2nd, 2009 3:15 AMI just woke up and decided to jerk off, and am drowsy now so i'm going back to sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niC- 9 Posted February 2, 2009 12:19AMRead this post.Decided to contribute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest some fag Posted February 2, 2009 2:23AMGot bored after fucking with Danielle and decided to jerk it a bit. Made a face on a paper towel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
«Ã�Я» Blue 0 Posted February 3, 2009 About 2PM Got bored and decided to freshen up the reserves and expell the old veterns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niC- 9 Posted February 3, 2009 About 4PMWanted to take the lead in this masturbation log.Made a nice long streak on my paper towl, suck it Zeus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samm. 13 Posted February 3, 2009 i wish i was a dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyle Mango 223 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sammy. @ Feb 2 2009, 05:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>i wish i was a dude.Lol.Who says girls can't masturbate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archirond 0 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>Lol.Who says girls can't masturbate.Your telling a 15 year old girl to masturbate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyle Mango 223 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Archirond @ Feb 2 2009, 05:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Your telling a 15 year old girl to masturbate?Lol.I never said she should go play with her self. Rofl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted February 3, 2009 Masturbation is healthy. Its been proved, otherwise you have wet dreams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest some fag Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Archirond @ Feb 2 2009, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Your telling a 15 year old girl to masturbate?Why the fuck not? There are 15 year old boys here talking about jacking off and posting when they did it. I'm 18, been jacking off since I was *8*. There is nothing wrong with it health wise- actually, it's very good for you, as long as you don't over do it. The only "real" problem with it is religious nuts who feel they must prevent people of all ages from pleasuring themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projectmayhem9 8 Posted February 3, 2009 Man be careful guys.Kelso and I have both had experiences resulting in bruising our balls. Lmao.Gay shit, guys, gay shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triv 79 Posted February 3, 2009 Done. 9:34 PM ESTInternet + the iPhones capability of saving images to your photo library on it + iPhone + Room with a door that has a lock = Win Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projectmayhem9 8 Posted February 3, 2009 Computer+porn movies+sound system=win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niC- 9 Posted February 3, 2009 www.keezmovies.comWin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q_Q Cheesecake 24 Posted February 3, 2009 "i have a wireless blow job dispenser"ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
