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Eek

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  1. It's so overpowered because traitors literally always buy it and one shot kill groups of people. If people don't want it removed at least lower the ammo count, it's a fuck ton for just one credit.

    It's a grenade launcher, what the fuck do you expect from it, second degree burns?? Of course it's going to kill a group of people.


  2. call the police then lol why's he getting so worked up about someone smashing his ex though

     

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    So, I'm banging this girl, right? She recently broke up with her bf awhile ago and since I'm hot, has been on the D.

     

    Just finished smashing today, shortly after I took her to get a cab, ex Boyfriend messages me telling me to pay attention to the clock.

     

    He messaged me saying that he plans to run up on me on the street one of these days, didn't say who told him what or anything, just said my days are numbered.

     

    SO I'M IN SOME SHIT AND I LOVE Y'ALL, BUT DAT PUSSY WAS BANGIN DOE.

     

     

    much love, jmafia <3

    Don't be a little bitch, keep tapping it and seeing as he's text you already threatning you, don't try talk your way out of it, just headbutt him straight away if he comes up to you.


  3. Honestly, I was reluctant to view my thread since I thought nobody would help but never mind.

    Are you still getting "gay(er)" after reaching out to the SavedGamers community or have you regained your interest in women?

     

    Personally the thought of getting my ass pounded and a d*** covered in feces by someone hairier than me put me off even thinking about thinking about being gay and would probably make me depressed too. 


  4. hi everyone just an update. (btw im using a friend's computer) the family issue isnt going to well. just a summary, a family member is with Lord now. :( this will be the last update. ill be back on 27th. see you then.

    I couldn't imagine any social issue would be going well if you had to go out your way and use someone else's computer to let people who have completely no idea who you are about your personal issues.

     

    Since nobody else is being up front...

    This isn't fucking Facebook. If you personally are struggling with a problem that you feel we can fix, then ask it here. But this isn't Facebook, topics aren't your fucking status updates. Post it in the shitbox or keep it to yourself, we don't care.

     

    You're one cold mother fucker.

    no offense taken. for all those people i pissed off for making this thread. im sorry. i know that this isnt facebook. also i dont have that many friends that are around me right now. ill make that intro thread when i get back. for the people that stood up for me thank you.

    I don't think you pissed anyone off and if you could truly call somebody your friend, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't mind it if you made the effort to spend time and be around them. 

     

    Oh shit I feel like a massive fucking dick when he said "with lord" I thought he meant with him (sithLORDred) not dying...

     

    sorry.

    You knew fine well what you meant. I laughed, but only at the fact you're bold as brass, not at his problem.


  5. I bhop on TTT all the time. Maybe not as fast as P Machine but when you crouch bhop you go like fuck.

    Like I said 40 times before whoever banned him, he's not hacking.


  6. wallet thread?

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    Sorry the images are sideways, I just wanted to show my lamp. The base is spraypainted.

     

    Before I brought it home at Tech Ed.

     

    That's one hell of a potential fire hazard you got there, son! 


  7. >was really active on TTT

    >kids account doesnt even own gmod.

     

    you're thinking of the wrong kid

     

    btw we dont even have css servers anymore. just bhop

    thanks for the details xmen we defintely needed them. i dont consider bhop a server because it doesnt have a giant population and its just THERE. if you ask every single sG member what their favorite server is there will probably be like 2 people who will say its theirs. one of those people is pork,

    when i said we dont have css servers anymore i mean that we upgraded all our servers to csgo... pls no smartasserino

     

     You stupid as fuck m8

    How the fuck do you know who I'm thinking of?


  8. WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A COLOSSAL FAGGOT

    You're one disturbed mother fuck. A few punches would normally solve most problems.

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