Jewinator 5000

RIP PETITION TO LEGALIZE FREEKILLING

you dont understand

this is the petition to LEGALIZE EVERYTHING

The founding fathers of Syndicate Gamers Jailbreak Server did not envision an MOTD anything like the perverse document which governs our server. It is a terrible document that only restricts creativity and keeps our minds in chains. Syndicate Gamers Jailbreak Server should become the world's first anarchist server. No Gods, No Masters, No Admins. 

not gonna lie that was pretty retarded

dece

recommend rap

he texted me the other day lol 

"hey kid"

"who is this"

"check my area code nerd"

"are you my uncle"

"no you fucktard its mitch"

STOP IT YOURE TEARING THE GROVE APART 

rip

why are you all acting as though a Dane living in Denmark who can barely speak English should understand the cultural nuances of nigga vs nigger and when its appropriate to use them

tons of americans don't even understand this shit

i was framed

ellen page has always been kinda dyke-y feminist bitch so this is honestly any sort of surprise 

thats how it is at my school, at least for the unadvanced math kids like me

yeah at my school if you aren't intending to go to community college or some other poor person shit not being at least a year ahead in math is highly irregular 

the order that it goes in my school district is:

9th grade->alg 1

10th-> geometry

11th-> alg 2

12th->precalc or AP functions and stats

is this how it works for you too rofl?

at least you didn't turn to sG and say "sG I am horribly depressed over the death of someone close to me what should I do" cause when people do that you have to wonder what the fuck theyre thinking 

If you're not playing in an extremely coordinated team you shouldn't use the M4A1-S. It's just not worth not having the extra rounds at all, in my opinion. The accuracy gain is very marginal and doesn't really help you unless you're playing designated a support role which likely won't even exist in a pug setting.

 

The USP is a little more accurate and only sacrifices one shot, and since you're only going for headshots on pistol I think it's overall the better gun.

M4A4 and USP is the way to go.

def agree with dyscivist pug settings are so rare in counterstrike idk if ive ever even seen one 

don't you have friends irl that will follow you? I always kind of assumed that pebbz was as cool irl as he is online

maybe I was wrong 

wow sG I thought u'd be mature about this guess I was wrong -_-'

I think it's actually 99.9%

So then if you have sex 1000 times does that mean you're going to get her pregnant? 

So if a condom is 99% effective, meaning that 99 times out of 100 you will not get him/her pregnant, does that mean that if you have sex 100 times statistically speaking you will get her pregnant?

This is really bothering me and I would appreciate your guys' input. 

I'll always remember her for helping me make rope graffiti in DarkRP.

 

Also, here's a photo completely unrelated to that comment but that someone posted on the forum for another DarkRP server after we had taken it as our home:

"Marasuma has started a vote for the demotion of Dyscivist"

gets me every time 

AW MAN GUYS REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING WAS GREAT AND NOTHING WAS SHITTY

RIGHT NOW IS THE FUCKING INVERSE OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS

le fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu xD

This article is essentially about confirming almost every military stereotype known to man.

 

Women in the military, PTSD, Air Force, etc. This article is the equivalent of an NFL team winning the superbowl and the waterboy provided an interview about the trials and tribulations of being a professional athlete.

Oh thank God, I thought you were going to say "as a united states army professional you all need to check your privilege and understand just how hard it is to be a soldier. none of you would last one minute in her shoes".  

hahahaha

I got my 2 seconds of fame