Dead Donkey

This thread is seriously hilarious. I wish it was true so the story could get continuously ripped apart, but, y'know, that would be ridiculous. Whoever this guy is, 4/10 for what could be called a subtle, faggy troll, but misses several opportunities.

Sorry, I've been kinda out of the loop for about a week, but, uh, when did this fag come back?

Been waiting for this for a long time.

Edit: Cept, uh, I can't really play right now, my computers motherboard is blown, need to buy a new one. Shits bad, but it will only be 2 weeks, and I can just use my worse comp until then, it still runs CS:GO

9gag doesn't just steal perfectly good content from other sites, any attempts to create its own just end up being a dreadful slurry of really bad rage face comics with an overuse of 'le', made by people who think 'the friendzone' is a thing and a girls body should be their reward for good behavior.

He has totally hired hitmen before.

You could try using this http://www.systemreq...cyri/intro.aspx

That thing is crazy inaccurate.

Will it involve champagne and long walks on the beach?

But uh, then what will we do with our stacks of backpacks?

wat

"If I give birth, the baby will grow up and *lose *its virginity before you do."

Seriously, how fucked up do you have to be to use the wrong word twice in a row?

Jesus Christ, thank you.

It amazes me to this day how many people fuck up such a simple word.

Hahaaa

I mean, I get the joke, but where the fuck did you get "2000" years from? Are you under the impression that Asians have only been around that long?

Well, how many westerners were encountering oriental girls in any real numbers in the BC times? Europeans barely knew shit about most of asia, let alone the farthest area from them.

They have this in LoL and Smite, and it never bothered me. I never gave a second though to people using skins. Also, valve would never be stupid enough to let this affect gameplay or be pay-to-win. If that was the case, TF2 would be.

It would simply be stupid of them to do so. Games like this are like marketing for valve, like, again, TF2 - really really high quality, free game that isn't pay to win, all you have to do is be on steam to play it - and steam doesn't really have much of a cut of the MOBA pie, aside from Rise of Immortals, and really, who plays rise of immortals?

Valve would make far more money just attracting players to the game and therefore to steam, which in turn has them, well, on steam, and once that happens they will have sales and games shoved in their face, so, $ happens.

Kinda feel like playing some BF3 now.

Maybe let them come in and try dispute this log, then whip out them hidden screenshots.

In fairness, even if he was noballs, its been around 2 years, I'd be really surprised if they hadn't dropped yet. At the same time, I have no fucking clue who this guy is, and don't care if he's banned or unbanned.

Edit: Actually, no, fuck this guy, he unnecessarily capitalises.

That's one fucked up looking girl.

Where are her nipples? Or her...nevermind.

Oh yeah, right, happy birthday.

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Beep.

Second game looks intense.

That requires great accuracy, due to the highly undeveloped jaws of the infant.

Boxing a shark wouldn't be so bad, they only have fins. Hard to punch with.

Yeah dude, every once in a while I'll bring in like 2 or 3 friends and we'll get a game going, in no time its got like 10-20 people, its great. Think I'll do that in the morning.

So you're telling me your computer keeps doing the same thing over and over again every day, and every time, it starts with a looped sound?

Is this the sound you're hearing?

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I actually like that song.

I feel as if the spy would have made a better agent smith. Still really well made though.

Aww, after watching the vid I really wanted to make a cocaine joke. Guess I'm unoriginal.

Whats up? This guy is cool as, I don't know, something really cool. Like a fridge. Or food thats been kept refrigerated.

This is dumb.

hahahahahah