FuFu

WE'RE LOSING AT FUN, WE'RE LOSING AT INTERESTING MECHANICS, WE'RE LOSING AT OVERPOWERED RACES, WE'RE LOSING OLDFAGS, WE'RE LOSING AT KEEPING ENGINEERS AROUND, AND WE'RE ESPECIALLY LOSING AT MEMES
 

 
IT'S TIME TO MAKE WARCRAFT GREAT AGAIN
 
 
 
THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS FIX BUGS...
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BUGS PAY FOR IT!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MOLE WORK AGAIN, NO MORE SPENDING YOUR HARD EARNED CASH JUST FOR A DUD SHOPITEM! WE'RE GONNA MAKE PYROMANIAC MINES ON AMERICAN TURF, AND THEY ARE GONNA WORK CORRECTLY, NO MORE BLOWING UP FROM FIRE BEING NEARBY  
THEN WE'RE GONNA GET BETTER DEALS...
WE AREN'T MAKING GOOD DEALS ANY MORE!
WE'RE GONNA GET SOCK OF THE FEATHER FOR $2,000 INSTEAD OF $2,500 WE'RE GONNA MAKE WEAPON SLING, A NEW DEFENSIVE ITEM THAT REDUCED THE CHANCE OF GETTING DISARMED BY 70% FOR A MERE $2,000!  
THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE QUALITY OF LIFE CHANGES
WARCRAFT IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN EVER
WE'RE GONNA MAKE CRUSADER'S WISH NOT SPAWN GUNS IF YOUR RACE SPAWNS WITH GUNS IN THAT SLOT ALREADY - NO MORE GETTING JIPPED OUT OF YOUR HARD EARNED GUNS! WE'RE GONNA SELL THE AUG AND SG ON THE GUNS MENU! WE'RE GONNA MAKE EVADE PSEUDO RANDOM, GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT 25% EVADE TRIGGERS 5/5 TIMES, WHILE ALSO GREATLY DECREASING THE CHANCE THAT EVADE TRIGGERS 0/5 TIMES! SEE THE LINK FOR MORE DETAILS. THEN WE'RE GONNA BUFF OUR RACES,
BECAUSE, BOY DO WE LOVE OUR RACES
ABADDON IS GOING TO HAVE A 3 SECOND ULTIMATE (UP FROM 2.5) AND HIS APHOTIC SHIELD WILL BLOCK 90% OF DAMAGE (UP FROM 80%) ADVENTURER'S ROGUE CLOAK IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 18% (UP FROM 16%) CORPSE BOMBER IS GONNA DEAL MARGINALLY MORE DAMAGE WITH HIS DETONATION DEFAULT IS GONNA BE IMMUNE TO A LOT MORE, INCLUDING POISON, CRIT, BASH, LEECH, WEAPON DROP, FIRE, SLOW, KNOCKBACK, AND MAYBE EVEN MORE! DEMON HUNTER GRENADES ARE GONNA DEAL 18% OF THE GRENADE DAMAGE PER TICK AS FIRE, UP FROM 13% DISTORTION IS GONNA REGENERATE BLINK CHARGES EVERY 0.9 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0 SECONDS) DRAGON KNIGHT IS GONNA HAVE HP REGEN OF 2.0 (UP FROM 1.5) DROW QUEEN IS GONNA HAVE AN EVADE CHANCE OF 22% (UP FROM 20%) GOLDEN TAIL IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 0.95 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 1.0) INFECTED IS GONNA HAVE AN ADDITIONAL 550 HEALTH IN THE STARTING ROUNDS (UP FROM 450) KEEPER OF THE GROVE'S ULTIMATE RANGE IS INCREASED BY ALMOST 50% LOBOTOMIST BANISH AND LOBOTOMIZE LAST MARGINALLY LONGER LORD JARAXXUS SHOOTS CHAIN LIGHTNING MARGINALLY FARTHER MASTER OF GO CAN HEAL SLIGHTLY MORE FREQUENTLY BY JUMPING (0.5 SEC CD TO 0.2 SEC CD) MOLECULE IS GONNA HAVE 35% EVADE (UP FROM 33%) NATURE WISP IS GONNA HAVE 60% EVADE (UP FROM 50%) AND IS GONNA START WITH 15 LEVELS NOW (LIKE ZERGLING) NIGHT ELF IS GONNA HAVE 28% EVADE (UP FROM 25%) PISTOLEER IS GONNA ULT EVERY 2.5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 3) PUDGE DISMEMBER IS GONNA LAST 1.75 SECONDS (UP FROM 1.5) PYROMANIAC IS GONNA BE ABLE TO KNOCKBACK EVERY 2 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 4 SECONDS) RANGER OF THE WOODS IS GONNA ABSORB 40% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 30%) TERRAN REAPER IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ULT EVERY 5 SECONDS (DOWN FROM 6) SIN IS GONNA DEAL 70% BONUS HEADSHOT DAMAGE (UP FROM 49%) UNHOLY PALADIN IS GONNA GET 1.8% LIFESTEAL PER TEAMMATE (UP FROM 1.6%) WIZARD OF THE EVERLASTING IS GONNA ABSORB 100% OF DAMAGE INTO HIS ARMOR (UP FROM 50%) ZERGLING IS GONNA BE ABLE TO ATTACK 0.75 SECONDS AFTER UNBURROWING (DOWN FROM 1 SECOND)  
THEN WE'RE GONNA ADD A RACE TO THE SERVER
BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD RACES
BATTLEFIELD PRO IS NOW PLAYABLE AT 4500 TOTAL LEVELS! REGEN WAS REPLACED WITH AN ALL NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN, BRIEFLY TESTED ULTIMATE! GO GIVE IT A WHIRL! THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE STRIDES IN CODING EFFICIENCY
BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF ALWAYS LAGGING 
(NO GUARANTEE THIS MADE A NOTICEABLE EFFECT ON THE LAG.. IT PROBABLY ISN'T A HUGE DIFFERENCE, AND I WON'T KNOW TILL I SEE IT LIVE)
WE'RE GONNA RECODE REGEN FROM THE GROUND UP BECAUSE REGEN WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING MANAGED EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HOW SPEED IS SET, BECAUSE SPEED WAS UNNECESSARILY BEING RECALCULATED AND RESET EVERY SINGLE GAME FRAME WE'RE GONNA STOP UNNECESSARILY STORING PLAYER WEAPONS EVERY 2 GAME FRAMES FOR CRUSADERS WISH, AND START STORING THEM EVERY TIME A PLAYER PICKS UP OR DROPS A GUN  
AND THE BEST PART IS? ALL OF THIS IS ALREADY LIVE!

I really like this map but it has a few issues i think are easy to fix, it just needs some invis walls added and the trees would need fixd, i feel it would be worth keeping if it was fixd, maybe replacing a map that most of the community dislikes like hemiji castle.
 
I should prolly mention this is one of the halloween event maps.
 
 
edit: forgot to mention it was an event map RIP

You need to make an effort into your posts, because that didn't make sense

I feel that there should be a list of races with expertise, its kind of dumb that there isn't. Its a huge time investment to get expertise on some of the races I know of races I have been told have expertise. This makes it highly unlikely that someone is going to find it without being told or asking. Then with races that are not played as much may have an expertise that just isn't known to the general public and as such someone might prioritize spending their time on a max level race they have, that they know has expertise so that they feel like they are actually striving for something on that race still. Overall I feel that expertise is a neat idea it just needs to be public knowledge without having to bother the more experienced players like I've had to just to understand the server the best I could. I really don't see how it could actually hurt the server.

I feel that there should be a list of races with expertise, its kind of dumb that there isn't. Its a huge time investment to get expertise on some of the races I know of races I have been told have expertise. This makes it highly unlikely that someone is going to find it without being told or asking. Then with races that are not played as much may have an expertise that just isn't known to the general public and as such someone might prioritize spending their time on a max level race they have, that they know has expertise so that they feel like they are actually striving for something on that race still. Overall I feel that expertise is a neat idea it just needs to be public knowledge without having to bother the more experienced players like I've had to just to understand the server the best I could. I really don't see how it could actually hurt the server.

I feel that there should be a list of races with expertise, its kind of dumb that there isn't. Its a huge time investment to get expertise on some of the races I know of races I have been told have expertise. This makes it highly unlikely that someone is going to find it without being told or asking. Then with races that are not played as much may have an expertise that just isn't known to the general public and as such someone might prioritize spending their time on a max level race they have, that they know has expertise so that they feel like they are actually striving for something on that race still. Overall I feel that expertise is a neat idea it just needs to be public knowledge without having to bother the more experienced players like I've had to just to understand the server the best I could. I really don't see how it could actually hurt the server.