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Siesan

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  1. Breaking news; local korean man tries to stay relevant after making a viral video

     

    man found dead in his home after purchasing gun and suicide instructions. Police have no lead so far

     

    Local 6 year old girl Carla Hemmings brutally murdered in Call Of Duty video game, confirms police

     

    Banana suspected in cause of massive car accident

     

    Boy with memory loss can't remember how he lost his memory

     

    and the TSA confiscates a women's clitoris after suspecting it is carrying a bomb


  2. when i first played HL DM i made my username "Cypher" cause i was "so cool and edgy". Everyone called me Cy (Sie) for short. Christmas came around, and one night me and some buddies where figuring out christmas names, and i adopted Cysanta, which i changed to Siesanta so people wouldn't get confused. After christmas, i left it on until like summer time (LOL) and when i attempted to fix it i didn't backspace enough and ended up with Siesan. I just roll with it at this point


  3. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

     

    -Martin Luther King Jr


  4. I live in LA, we get a lot of earthquakes here in southern california, and we literally wouldn't stop anything for a 5, maybe not even a 6. We might stop for a second, make sure it's not the "big one(8-9)", then continue with life like nothing happened.

    can confirm this

     

    5's are nothing

     

    7's can be dangerous

     

    anything over 8 is PANIC

     

    p.s don't worry, we're getting our japanese earthquake soon, I'll see you plebs on the new island territory as a result


  5. You do realize valve hasn't been there in years and never will

    they showed in 2012, but all they did was show some CS:GO stuff

     

    last big reveal was 2010, which was portal 2 at sony's conference (unannounced of course)

     

    if they're gonna show, it's gonna be unexpected

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