The Doctor Zed

It won't be long before we're micro-chipped just like our fucking dogs.

Only faggots don't think it's cool to be a cyborg

I don't have any witness ability, but last i heard that the bans take more than a minute to update. So even if you ban for one minute the person is banned for more.(again what i heard haven't done much experimenting)

I went to sleep, Its been several hours, and sourcebans says drug banned me for a day you pleb

This was always KIND OF the case.

 

Police just did it even though they weren't supposed to. This was especially easy if you didn't lock your phone. If you did lock your phone they would try to trick you or threaten you to unlock it. You could just tell them to fuck off if you knew your rights.

 

I would still lock your phone because they probably will still go through it if given the chance. However now they will be fucked in court if they try to use it in court because it will be thrown away by a good lawyer.

Its a good day for people that have reasonable counsel.

lel, they're just trying to find reasons to stay relevant at this point

 

it's like that kid at school who would get offended at everything so people would be his friend

You remind me of this person 0.o

This still dosent top when the government of Venezuela condemned mercenaries 2 because they claimed it was a training simulator for an actual invasion of Venezuela

I remember that LMAO

Lol I'm sorry but this was just funny:

 

"Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated."

 

Making a fictional script about assassination is an act of "terror" and "war" lol who's terrified by a comedy? We've had movies where the President of the US was assassinated and such lol.

Not to mention all of the pornos

Bill Clit-on

George W. Bushes

Bigcock Obama

This applies to US only, sorry nerds.

The US Supreme Court ruled unanimously today that police must obtain a search warrant before searching the cellphone of an arrested individual.

The ultimate duo... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRckgn36lzY

So many drugs will be needed for me to forget this

Good to see you're still a faggot.

Not sure North Korea has the ability to nuke U.S. from Korea...excluding maybe Alaska or Hawaii. If they can then glad I live on East Coast then.

The quoted accuracy on their ICBMs is +- 200Mi, LMAO, and thats the good, short range one.

Source : Popular Science Feb. 2014 Issue

They found out where koopaland is? damnit

They finally got Nintendo's last year.

Just hoping that when they start nuking US they don't nuke Canada by mistake.

You and Mexico are both guilty by association. 

It's fine, I don't live in US.

They know where you live.

I'll be watching it too.

We've doomed our countries.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069

 

North Korea has promised "merciless" retaliation if a forthcoming Hollywood movie about killing Kim Jong-un is released, say agencies.

 

A North Korean foreign ministry spokesman said in state media that the movie's release would be an "act of war".

 

He did not mention the title, but a Hollywood movie called The Interview with a similar plot is due in October.

 

ggwp

James Franco, and Seth Rogen?  Will watch.

That wasn't by me then. I did mine for a minute last night.

I know, drug banned me after I went to bed, I talked to you before I got off.

Gonzalo is referring to you in the text I pasted:

My first sensible car was a CR-V, Hondas will outlast the heat death of the sun.

Don't know why I am banned now, me and Gonzalo were fucking around with one another last night, Clamps jokingly banned me for a minute, no wrongdoings occurred, rejoined for a minute after it expired then I DC'd and went to sleep, and now Im banned, can someone remove this ban pls.  I wanna JB

I forget It goes /ban [name] [length] [reason]

 

rip

lol

1 minute after I connected I was greeted by this gem.

Que?

¿Cuál es hasta mi amigo? Simplemente curricán Pablo en Jailbreak

Good news, I'm demoing from JB_Minecraft on; no longer shall the chronicles of Pablo be lost.

I look forward to seeing some shit in the morning, don't disappoint us.

Way to double post, Kiddo.

Wait...

You twats did it again...

That's dirty.

Edit: Linked your thread in my post.

I see you already took my quote. Anyways, Zed didn't properly capture the beauty of the Swaggington of Pablo.

pls, do better, im pretty bad at this.  It was my first time Pabloing.

Good times in JB, had by all.

Some of 'em even kept it rollin' into next map, LMAO

More Here:

http://www.joinsg.net/topic/61114-i-wanna-dedicate-this-night/

Thx for being a good sport Pablo.