Invasion of European countries

[sargefan19 0]

i would make the eruopean countires get into a fight then when theya re kickign the shit out fo each other send troops over to like 2 countries and help them take over the rest then while the 2 countries are week back stab themand takle over their countries

[UnknownLegend 5480]

i would make the eruopean countires get into a fight then when theya re kickign the shit out fo each other send troops over to like 2 countries and help them take over the rest then while the 2 countries are week back stab themand takle over their countries

Good plan.

[sargefan19 0]

are you being sarcastic or do you realy think it is a good plan i think the only problem would be Russia but because it is so huge also the Russian winter has always defeated armies but i plan on shipping int he troops for Russia during the spring so they have 3 seasons to fight before winter then if it last durign the winter then send them a shit load of winter supplies also additionally knock out all the factories as proven in ww2 the german industry was crippled by the allies after they had bombers that could be safely escorted to the site and the germans started gettign their asses raped afterward (sorry fi any Germans are offended but that is what happened)

[UltaPonch 80]

We will rip them to shreds. Literally.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-ga...ers-with-video-

Nuclear missiles can be shot down upon the base it is launched from.

http://www.milnet.com/pentagon/abl/abldata.htm

Then they can get the UN to step in, but wait, the UN is....

In New York City, New York, USA

Vroom.

http://www.rec.ri.cmu.edu/projects/crusher/

[UnknownLegend 5480]

are you being sarcastic or do you realy think it is a good plan i think the only problem would be Russia but because it is so huge also the Russian winter has always defeated armies but i plan on shipping int he troops for Russia during the spring so they have 3 seasons to fight before winter then if it last durign the winter then send them a shit load of winter supplies also additionally knock out all the factories as proven in ww2 the german industry was crippled by the allies after they had bombers that could be safely escorted to the site and the germans started gettign their asses raped afterward (sorry fi any Germans are offended but that is what happened)

Dude, come on... me, sarcastic?

[sargefan19 0]

Dude, come on... me, sarcastic?

dude come on dude be serious

[UnknownLegend 5480]

We will rip them to shreds. Literally.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-ga...ers-with-video-

Nuclear missiles can be shot down upon the base it is launched from.

http://www.milnet.com/pentagon/abl/abldata.htm

Then they can get the UN to step in, but wait, the UN is....

In New York City, New York, USA

Vroom.

http://www.rec.ri.cmu.edu/projects/crusher/

To the exo-skeleton -- Yeah, if they stay within range of a vehicle holding their umbilical cord (because they can't supply their own power)

To the missiles being shot down -- It's no where near completed yet. That's why I said turtle until they finished developing the technology.

To the UN -- Don't forget about the offices in Nairobi, Vienna, and Geneva.

[UltaPonch 80]

To the exo-skeleton -- Yeah, if they stay within range of a vehicle holding their umbilical cord (because they can't supply their own power)

To the missiles being shot down -- It's no where near completed yet. That's why I said turtle until they finished developing the technology.

To the UN -- Don't forget about the offices in Nairobi, Vienna, and Geneva.

This is adding onto the whole wait 15 years.

The laser projects release date is 2008 btw.

New York is the UN headquarters, not an office.

[bios 1]

At this point it would be impossible to invade Europe without destroying the entire continent first. 3 Words Preemptive Nuclear Strike. That's the only way.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

At this point it would be impossible to invade Europe without destroying the entire continent first. 3 Words Preemptive Nuclear Strike. That's the only way.

Wouldn't work. They would hit us back, hard. I'm sure they have silos we don't know about, as well as silos we do know about that are heavily fortified.

[Yiyas 66]

So True:

[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UaS2bRGS86c&feature=related]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UaS2bRGS86c&...feature=related[/ame]

[UltimateOreo 145]

That is one of his best bits, my personal favorite.

[Espy 0]

Come on guys.

Everyone knows the Norway would beat the shitz out of anyone at any time.

Think about it.

We got 4 million people in this country!

Thats a whole lot more than anyone else

EDIT: 4.7!!!!

[Guest Fohacidal]

Come on guys.

Everyone knows the Norway would beat the shitz out of anyone at any time.

Think about it.

We got 4 million people in this country!

Thats a whole lot more than anyone else

EDIT: 4.7!!!!

I hope your being sarcastic

US numbers alone are around 300 million

[Espy 0]

I hope your being sarcastic

US numbers alone are around 300 million

Would I ever be sarcastic?

Hell no!

Norway got me!

Come get us if u think u can!

[Guest starscream]

I think I wish I would hear someone talking about how to attack the US so I could break their face

[Guest Fohacidal]

I think I wish I would hear someone talking about how to attack the US so I could break their face

Same here, but through words

[InSoMNiaC 0]

I think I wish I would hear someone talking about how to attack the US so I could break their face

How do you figuire on "Breaking" a face? Lol. I always laugh when i hear that.

[Beefwipe 11]

I hope your being sarcastic

US numbers alone are around 300 million

And how many of those are obese people living in a fast food place?

And how many children/elderly people etc.

Tbh your army is probably the same size as most other countries, although Russia and China severely outnumber America.

[InSoMNiaC 0]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

[UnknownLegend 5480]

@ Foh: Don't tell me you are seriously stupid enough not to see Esp is being sarcastic.

@ Star: Like I said earlier, talk about attacking America and it would be a black-bag and an indefinite stay at the chaque de Gitmo.

@ Sandy: Yo, lay off, or I'll start talking about how many of your compatriots are nothing but a bunch of tea-drinking prudes with bad teeth.

[Guest Fohacidal]

@ Foh: Don't tell me you are seriously stupid enough not to see Esp is being sarcastic.

@ Star: Like I said earlier, talk about attacking America and it would be a black-bag and an indefinite stay at the chaque de Gitmo.

@ Sandy: Yo, lay off, or I'll start talking about how many of your compatriots are nothing but a bunch of tea-drinking prudes with bad teeth.

Of course i knew he was sarcastic, but I agree with you on sandman, better lay the fuck off this isnt a thread to insult other countries.

[InSoMNiaC 0]

I think im going to go and eat some crumpits while drinking tea and admiring my amazingly crooked ugly yellow teeth.

Care to join me Sandman?

[Contract Killer 24]

Oh, sandman, look at this, about half your males are overweight.

http://www.annecollins.com/obesity/uk-obesity-statistics.htm

And, the number of obese people has doubled in the last 25 years.

http://www.ukwatch.net/article/uk_obesity_...ghest_in_europe

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Oh, sandman, look at this, about half your males are overweight.

http://www.annecollins.com/obesity/uk-obesity-statistics.htm

And, the number of obese people has doubled in the last 25 years.

http://www.ukwatch.net/article/uk_obesity_...ghest_in_europe

I might be declaring this a little prematurely, but I'm calling ownage.

I would still have phone sex with Sandman though. Have you guys HEARD him talk?