Need help!

[Erectile Disfunction 0]

So earlier today I was making oatmeal and it turned out kinda watery. Did I use too much water, or too much child cough syrup?

[MistaChang 2023]

If you didn't get your dick inside the pourage, you did it wrong. I suggest making it again, but after you do to put the bowl to your hip height, and slowly chuck your dick into the mixture. I would then suggest to stir before serving. If you follow those instructions thoroughly, making pourage will be second nature.

 

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I used to be a baker who made many dishes of oatmeal.

[Nugnug 35]

what the actual fuck

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 102]

I suggest teabagging your own hot cereal with your male biscuits. It gives it a little something-something.