Special Instructions on Pike's Pizza

[Sean 3760]

So Pike won a Pizza from the poker tournament and has requested it for tomorrow.

 

I need to request some sort of special instructions.

 

Any ideas guys?

[Dakka 854]

• Ask for their spiciest toppings
• Ask for them to cut the pizza unevenly
• Ask for a drawing

ez

[trav 6834]

"Knock loud like the cops."

[MistaChang 2023]

• Ask for their spiciest toppings
  
• Ask for them to cut the pizza unevenly
  
• Ask for a drawing
  

Should definitely do this, or put anchovies....

[centran 4457]

do not do anchovies you cruel ass bastards. he should be able to pick his toppings. however, that doesn't stop you as saying his name is Sir Redbottom or some other name that has a chance of being written down. Don't want to go will full on swears because they might not do that.

 

To bad you don't know his house or else you can leave instructions such as... leave pizza under door mat, ring bell, run. That would confuse the shit out of everyone involved.

 

Too bad he can read these fucking forums btw!

[Sean 3760]

I'll be more clear: he's picking it up from the store.

 

He's also already picked out the toppings

[TotesMagoats 979]

I'll be more clear: he's picking it up from the store.

 

He's also already picked out the toppings

What toppings?

[centran 4457]

I'll be more clear: he's picking it up from the store.

He's also already picked out the toppings

Well then put it under the the Phil McAvity

[Sean 3760]

14" Hand Tossed, Normal Cheese, Normal sauce

Toppings: Pepperoni, Bacon, Onion, Jalapeno Peppers

[EL_PATRON 1344]

Change the normal cheese to solen othr cheese easy win

[Acebats 174]

Say that Pike is hard of hearing and they'll need to shout idfk

[Faded 266]

Tell them to cut the crust off and pack it separately. 

[Face 1910]

Don't look me in the eyes or talk to me, it makes me anxious.

[Swed 2651]

Tell them he's deaf and needs a sign language interpreter to confirm his order for him when he arrives

[nothing_but_fail 484]

no cheese 

[Cody 119]

Tell them to cut the crust off and pack it separately.

That would be funny

[Sith 1050]

Tell them he's deaf and needs a sign language interpreter to confirm his order for him when he arrives

lol no.

 

Interpreters make like 40-60 bucks an hour, and that pizza place isn't gonna pay them. They're gonna ask for his deaf card, and if he doesn't submit one, he's gonna get fined and that interpreter isn't getting paid.

[Fishy Taco 30]

Ask the delivery guy to buy you McDonalds.

[Poseidon 269]

Tell them to cut the crust off and pack it separately. 

[Acebats 174]

Ask the delivery guy to buy you McDonalds.

 

I'll be more clear: he's picking it up from the store.

 

He's also already picked out the toppings

[RootyCat 59]

order and deliver it uncooked

[Howard Dean 2502]

When the pizza delivery driver delivers, tell him to say "Now this is pod racing"

[Mark from Facebook 1285]

Tell them to bake the pizza in form of a penis.

[Scrub 534]

Cut the pizza into a pentagram.

[Dr Pepper 1491]

burnt crust and raw dough in the middle