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You should probably reconsider. He's the rap god.

 

 

for some originality i fukd your mother

im the only nigga that'll cut your brother's

neck and make his damn head gimme head

hopefully he isn't fuckin brain dead

finally mastered the art of braggadocio 

my rep and cock growing like the nose of pinocchio

im feeling a little bit akrobatik

neighbors complainin about the stench of my fucking attic

 

 

yeah i left your brother's body there.

Camel, the quote below yours is the exact reason I could not give a flying bollock yogurt about the ability to 'rap'. The fact this guy has now encouraged Boondock to think he is talented by plastering utter tripe in the forum is bad enough, let alone claim it to be any good in the first place.

 

You guys need to stop pretending you're interested in all of this malarky and get rid of the damn winda'lickers.

 

 

 

 

Enjoy deciphering my British terminology cunts. 

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-2/50 all ready for if this guy applies. The new trash we've been getting in here is actually starting to bug me.

All these flavors and you chose salt. It's alright man, If your going to judge a person by there "Rap God" title. I didn't chose the rap god life it chose me.

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All these flavors and you chose salt. It's alright man, If your going to judge a person by there "Rap God" title. I didn't chose the rap god life it chose me.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't like a good salty post every now and then. It's been a while since I took ill to a newfag, shame it had to be the 'rap god' or whatever you kids call it these days, moron is the term I normally go for. 

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't like a good salty post every now and then. It's been a while since I took ill to a newfag, shame it had to be the 'rap god' or whatever you kids call it these days, moron is the term I normally go for.

"You Kids" Lol, It's alright man. It's more of a joke than anything. But if I ruined your day im "Cheeky" as you folks would say.

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"You Kids" Lol, It's alright man. It's more of a joke than anything. But if I ruined your day im "Cheeky" as you folks would say.

Hate admitting that this made me laugh  BibleThump 

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Hate admitting that this made me laugh  BibleThump 

Sometimes trash can be witty.

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Ever look at a thread and think, wtf is going on. :huh:

It's happening....

I got it under control.

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for some originality i fukd your mother

im the only nigga that'll cut your brother's

neck and make his damn head gimme head

hopefully he isn't fuckin brain dead

finally mastered the art of braggadocio 

my rep and cock growing like the nose of pinocchio

im feeling a little bit akrobatik

neighbors complainin about the stench of my fucking attic

 

 

yeah i left your brother's body there.

 

Jesus fucking christ that's brutal boondock

you need to shut your fuckin' mouth, here eat a sock

better yet do me a favor and suck my cock

its kinda funny that you're talking bout gettin head

cuz if that's the best you've got you'll get served like bread

and if you run your fuckin mouth at me I'll fill you with lead

 

but excuse me for a minute I don't mean to be rude

just when I read your lyrics you sounded like a prude

with your "braggadocio pinochhio" and "akrobatik attic"

I could almost picture you eating an oreo and fapping to a fat chick

next thing you know you're growing a neckbeard and wearing a fedora

while exploring your sexual fantasies with a girl named dora

peace out, I'm not a rapper.

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Jesus fucking christ that's brutal boondock

you need to shut your fuckin' mouth, here eat a sock

better yet do me a favor and suck my cock

its kinda funny that you're talking bout gettin head

cuz if that's the best you've got you'll get served like bread

and if you run your fuckin mouth at me I'll fill you with lead

 

but excuse me for a minute I don't mean to be rude

just when I read your lyrics you sounded like a prude

with your "braggadocio pinochhio" and "akrobatik attic"

I could almost picture you eating an oreo and fapping to a fat chick

next thing you know you're growing a neckbeard and wearing a fedora

while exploring your sexual fantasies with a girl named dora

peace out, I'm not a rapper.

 

go fuck yourself

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Jesus fucking christ that's brutal boondock

you need to shut your fuckin' mouth, here eat a sock

better yet do me a favor and suck my cock

its kinda funny that you're talking bout gettin head

cuz if that's the best you've got you'll get served like bread

and if you run your fuckin mouth at me I'll fill you with lead

 

but excuse me for a minute I don't mean to be rude

just when I read your lyrics you sounded like a prude

with your "braggadocio pinochhio" and "akrobatik attic"

I could almost picture you eating an oreo and fapping to a fat chick

next thing you know you're growing a neckbeard and wearing a fedora

while exploring your sexual fantasies with a girl named dora

peace out, I'm not a rapper.

Boondock you better handle this.

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this thread is fucking aids

naufrage go kill yourself

There is no reason to be upset.

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im not upset i think you're on a high horse

That's the horses problem. It's a joke if you guys are really upset about it. File a Complaint.

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That's the horses problem. It's a joke if you guys are really upset about it. File a Complaint.

stop talking

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for some originality i fukd your mother

im the only nigga that'll cut your brother's

neck and make his damn head gimme head

hopefully he isn't fuckin brain dead

finally mastered the art of braggadocio 

my rep and cock growing like the nose of pinocchio

im feeling a little bit akrobatik

neighbors complainin about the stench of my fucking attic

 

 

yeah i left your brother's body there.

racismbanplz

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Jesus fucking christ that's brutal boondock

you need to shut your fuckin' mouth, here eat a sock

better yet do me a favor and suck my cock

its kinda funny that you're talking bout gettin head

cuz if that's the best you've got you'll get served like bread

and if you run your fuckin mouth at me I'll fill you with lead

 

but excuse me for a minute I don't mean to be rude

just when I read your lyrics you sounded like a prude

with your "braggadocio pinochhio" and "akrobatik attic"

I could almost picture you eating an oreo and fapping to a fat chick

next thing you know you're growing a neckbeard and wearing a fedora

while exploring your sexual fantasies with a girl named dora

peace out, I'm not a rapper.

I'm gonna have to put store on war3 if you continue wreckin everybody.

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The ultimate cringe thread. Not hard to come up with shit that rhymes when you're typing it up, freestyle over the mic is the real shit.

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The ultimate cringe thread. Not hard to come up with shit that rhymes when you're typing it up, freestyle over the mic is the real shit.

^ That's how I became a rap god. Over that Teamspeak mic.

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