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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
stranger meet stranger, now become friends while i go get some cake, ok ?

Stranger 1: Hi besty

Stranger 2: Hey you a guy or girl?

Stranger 1: Girl

Stranger 2: How are you bestie

Stranger 1: Guy or girl

Stranger 2: Guy:)

Stranger 1: VHF

Stranger 2: VHF?

Stranger 1: Bbff

Stranger 2: Are... We dating now?

Stranger 1: Bff I meant

Stranger 2: Oh darn

Stranger 1: I guess

Stranger 2: Lol

Stranger 1: How old

Stranger 2: 16

Stranger 2: Wby

Stranger 1: 35

Stranger 2: I can deal with that

Stranger 1: Jk

Stranger 2: Lol

Stranger 2: Seriously

Stranger 1: Lola

Stranger 2: How old?

Stranger 1: I hate autocorrect

Stranger 2: L. O. L. A. Lola

Stranger 1: Autocorrect

Stranger 2: So how old

Stranger 1: 15

Stranger 2: Cute haha you have a kik?

Stranger 1: No

Stranger 2: That's okay what you like to do for fun

Stranger 1: My name not Lola

Stranger 2: I know

Stranger 1: It's Ashley

Stranger 2: I mean were dating

Stranger 2: I love that name I'm jake

Stranger 1: I like soccer

Stranger 2: Soccer players are sexy tbh

Stranger 1: Where are you from

Stranger 1: I am pretty sexy

Stranger 2: Pennsylvania wby

Stranger 2: I believe you;)

Stranger 1: Canada

Stranger 2: Ooh Canadian :)

Stranger 2: Is it okay if I'm horny?

Stranger 1: Umm

Stranger 2: If not I won't act it

Stranger 1: I guess

Stranger 1: Ok

Stranger 2: I won't act it if you'd rather:)

Stranger 1: I'm horny too

Stranger 2: Ohhhh okay then ;)

Stranger 1: Ok

Stranger 2: Would you like to share pics?

Stranger 1: Of what

Stranger 2: Nudes non nudes whatever:)

Stranger 1: No nudes

Stranger 2: Okay:)

Stranger 1: How will we send them

Stranger 2: Snapchat?

Stranger 1: Don't have it

Stranger 2: Woah

Stranger 2: Anything?

Stranger 1: I have almost no social sites

Stranger 1: I don't think so

Stranger 1: Jake I haven't been completely honest

Stranger 2: Why

Stranger 1: I have a boyfriend

Stranger 2: Oh

Stranger 2: So we can't do it cause of that?

Stranger 1: Can we still be friends

Stranger 2: Sure why not

Stranger 1: Do what

Stranger 2: Masturbate and stuff

Stranger 1: But then i would feel like I'm cheating

Stranger 2: It's not really

Stranger 2: I'll

Stranger 2: Never see you

Stranger 1: How so

Stranger 1: Never again

Stranger 2: It's a picture looking isn't cheating and neither is talking

Stranger 1: So not face to face

Stranger 2: Nope

Stranger 1: Huh

Stranger 2: We can that's not cheating

Stranger 1: Idk I would just feel guilty

Stranger 2: Why

Stranger 2: It's most definitely not cheating

Stranger 1: We have been together five years

Stranger 2: That still doesn't mean it's cheating

Stranger 2: It's good to mix it up sometimes

Stranger 1: If he's sees pics of u he will freak out

Stranger 2: He won't see them cause it's on snapchat or kik you can delete it

Stranger 1: I don't have them

Stranger 2: Ok then no pics well just talk and say what we'd do

Stranger 1: What would we do

Stranger 2: Like dirty talk

Stranger 2: Do you have anything to send pics?

Stranger 1: No

Stranger 1: What kind of dirty talk

Stranger 2: Any kind like talking about fucking

Stranger 1: Oh I see

Stranger 1: How would we do it

Stranger 2: On here

Stranger 1: So sexting in a way

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 1: Yea

Stranger 2: Like what are you doing right now?;)

Stranger 1: Lying in bed

Stranger 2: I mean sexually

Stranger 1: Naked

Stranger 2: Same;)

Stranger 1: I gotta go pee

Stranger 2: Lol finger yourself too;)

Stranger 1: I'll do it if you do it

Stranger 1: The guy version

Stranger 2: Anal? Or jack off?

Stranger 1: You choose

Stranger 1: What time is it where from

Stranger 2: 3am

Stranger 2: But you want me to finger myself

Stranger 1: 11 30

Stranger 1: Sure

Stranger 2: Really?

Stranger 1: Idk it's up to you

Stranger 2: Would you like it?;)

Stranger 1: I think it would be sexy

Stranger 2: Would you fuck my ass,

Stranger 1: Yea

Stranger 2: With what?

Stranger 1: If I was a guy maybe

Stranger 2: Oh man;) you can use things in me

Stranger 1: Not to be gay

Stranger 1: Do you have a girlfriend

Stranger 2: No but I'm straight

Stranger 2: What are you doing to yourself

Stranger 1: Ok

Stranger 2: What are you doing to yourself

Stranger 1: Fingering myself picturing what you look like

Stranger 2: I would show you;)

Stranger 1: Same

Stranger 2: You have a phone?

Stranger 1: I have go to bed im going fishing in the morning and I don't have phone

Stranger 2: We can show through there

Stranger 2: No finish nose

Stranger 2: Nowww

Stranger 1: Show what

Stranger 2: Nudes or just what we look like

Stranger 1: What we look like

Stranger 2: Like a picture of me

Stranger 2: And you send one of you

Stranger 2: But you don't have a phone

Stranger 1: We should have a code name for omegle in case we find each other again

Stranger 2: Lol I guess

Stranger 1: What should it be

Stranger 2: I may cum soon;)

Stranger 2: I'll just say Ashelyfromcanada?

Stranger 1: Jake123456789

Stranger 2: Stay cum with me;)

Stranger 2: You like getting your ass fucked?

Stranger 1: Sorry maybe next time

Stranger 1: Yea

Stranger 2: Damn

Stranger 2: I wish you were mine

Stranger 1: Bye

Stranger 1: Same

Stranger 1: Love ya

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

the cake i ate was really good, if anyone was interested in knowing.

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Holy **** Sakaro, you ******* delivered. Not gonna lie that was pretty friggin funny. The only way this could have been better is if it was some random person cyber sexing cleverbot.

 

Btw, so much cradle robbing happening here. 35 Year old woman and a 15 year old teen guy. Just saying.

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Holy **** Sakaro, you ******* delivered. Not gonna lie that was pretty friggin funny. The only way this could have been better is if it was some random person cyber sexing cleverbot.

 

Btw, so much cradle robbing happening here. 35 Year old woman and a 15 year old teen guy. Just saying.

It was an odd night.

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