Clarkus 63 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Listen to this fucking story real quick. My English teacher is a fucking cunt I swear on my life. Today we were taking English finals right and I get finished my test so I walk up to this bitches desk right. She goes in a snoody ass attitude voice "Did I tell you to hand this in yet" (Not to mention I can blatantly see a pile of FUCKING FINALS RIGHT ON HER DESK) "What made you think I wanted this yet?" <--- mfw. She goes "sit down and listen to music or put your head down." so I plug in my head phones and start listening to my edm/negro music. about 10 minutes pass (i'm still jammin to my music) And I see kids handing in their finals so i'm like I guess its time to hand these mother fuckers in right? I walk up to hand in my final literally after 3 other kids do right. And I can not lie this bitch literally scared the shit out of my how loud she yelled, This bitch turned in to fuckin satan before my very fucking eyes. she screams "CLARKE SIT DOWN DIDN'T CALL YOUR NAME YET" I jumped it was so loud. There was an awkward 3 second silence cause every one in the class was wondering why the fuck this cow just yelled so god damn loud. She was so fucking mad and her facial expression was so god damn hideous that i just started shitting my pants laughing right in her face and I heard a couple other muffled laughs in the classroom. So I sit my ass down because I was so "rude" as to walk up in hand in a final (which I fucking aced btw) Finally she calls my name and some other kid to hand in our finals. Now we have a assistant teacher in our class cause theres 30 pll in the class shes cool as shit. but the assistant goes "You can't hand in your test like that its stress fuck for ms.bitch when people give her to many tests at a time" So I go "sorry about that I didn't realize that paper was so stressful" And yet again this Ms.bitch was possessed by Lucifer himself and screams " CLARKE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE RIGHT NOW I TOLD YOU 4 TIMES TO HAND IN YOUR TEST WHEN I CALLED YOU" Me calm as fuck goes "Listen you only told me one other time to come up when called second of all I didn't know handing in a test was so offensive" (kids in the class are dying) She even more pisses and red faced says "SHUT UP, I WILL SEE YOU AFTER CLASS" so Im like w.e So after class she sits me down and is like "Look at me when I talk you" I shake my head and sip my water bottle all nonchalant just to piss her off. She goes " HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE TO ME IN MY CLASS" (I'm thinking bitch are you fucking serious right now How dare I, HOW DARE I Bitch you are a fucking English teacher you are not god you are not the fucking queen to England don't talk to me like i'm a fuckin peasant. You are an english teacher thats fucking it you are nothing more that. how dare i, how dare you think so highly of your self when all you are is a minimum wage fucking english teacher fuck out of here.) blah blah blah shes fucking bitching at me for like 5 min i'm like "listen i'm gonna be late for my bus so i'm leaving, She says "no your not" I laugh and "yes i am bye bye" She goes "fine im calling home" I say w.e idgaf. long story short i leave slam the door hard as fuck, students give me mad props for bitching out the teacher, mom texts me with more bitching says i can't go anywhere until i apologize to her #FUCKDAT. but im mad as fuck right now because i can't see emalkay until i apologize and hes coming to town on Saturday so i have to say im sorry to this little bitch and shes gonna fucking love it, AND I REALLY DONT WANT TO GIVE HER THE FUCKING SATISFACTION. So Man up and apologize or miss out on emalkay I'm really imature when it comes to saying sorry for shit that im right about. w.e story time over. idk how to do spoilers so sorry if long Edited January 31, 2014 by Clarkus The Squalie Slayer 6 Dylan, Pancake Man, WeakSauce and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted January 30, 2014 Tldr: #highschool 9 Dylan, Pancake Man, Dojima and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daft2thePunk 190 Posted January 30, 2014 Tldr: #highschool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 30, 2014 Tldr: #highschooli dont think anyone will Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaPeelz 709 Posted January 30, 2014 Why did I read all of that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 30, 2014 I read it all, they're just lazy faggots. Just say sorry to her, you can obviously do it if you're able to piss her off acting polite. The last time you ever have a class with this bitch, tell her off. It won't matter, you'll never see her again (hopefully). Seriously, just smack her right in the mouth the last day of class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 30, 2014 I read it all, they're just lazy faggots. Just say sorry to her, you can obviously do it if you're able to piss her off acting polite. The last time you ever have a class with this bitch, tell her off. It won't matter, you'll never see her again (hopefully). Seriously, just smack her right in the mouth the last day of class.tomorrows the last day.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_kyle_ 318 Posted January 30, 2014 At least you are allowed to listen to music... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 30, 2014 tomorrows the last day..I mean when you are a senior. Will you still be able to see her your final day of high school? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Haha Clarkus you bitch! She obviously dislikes bleks?How can you ace your final anyway... You're a dumb ass Edited January 30, 2014 by Rayne 2 Clarkus and Vesper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 30, 2014 I mean when you are a senior. Will you still be able to see her your final day of high school?im gonna shit on her life last day of senior year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted January 30, 2014 Just tell your mom to fuck off, you pussy If your such a badass that you tip your fedora at any opportunity, why can't you tell your mom to lick the queens feet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntyCrix 591 Posted January 30, 2014 Just tell your mom to fuck off, you pussy If your such a badass that you tip your fedora at any opportunity, why can't you tell your mom to lick the queens feet? Because she can still take his dinner away. And yeah Clarkus, definitely tell her she's a nagger and all that other shit on your last day. The time will come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 30, 2014 Just tell your mom to fuck off, you pussy If your such a badass that you tip your fedora at any opportunity, why can't you tell your mom to lick the queens feet?Because my mom fucking houses me, and bought me almost everything I own, and pays for my phone bill, she could end it all real quick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted January 30, 2014 Because my mom fucking houses me, and bought me almost everything I own, and pays for my phone bill, she could end it all real quick.then be a not as pussy pussy and explain to her what happened lol maybe change it up a little to make you sound like the victim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eek 724 Posted January 30, 2014 You sure she didn't just want your dick and you're just too much of a faggot to pick up on not so subtle hints like that? 2 Clarkus and Pancake Man reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayne 4478 Posted January 31, 2014 then be a not as pussy pussy and explain to her what happened lol maybe change it up a little to make you sound like the victimI hope a piano falls on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groov 568 Posted January 31, 2014 So after class she sits me down and is like "Look at me when I talk you" Dude you missed your chance for one of those school pornos where the teacher bangs the student. Ya fucked up kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryziou 538 Posted January 31, 2014 Dude you missed your chance for one of those school pornos where the teacher bangs the student. Ya fucked up kid.Haha, ggwp. At least you are allowed to listen to music...Also, this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twochainzz 24 Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) I got my Orchestra teacher suspended for a week, for racism towards me. My parents saw a video of me getting accused of stealing 5 dollars from the floor and she saying to me that my parents needs a green card to be in the United States, my friend recorded every thing with his iphone 3gs. (this was back in 7th grade.) Edited January 31, 2014 by Surenos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siesan 1802 Posted January 31, 2014 I hope a piano falls on you.You shoulda said anvil 1 Rayne reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 31, 2014 then be a not as pussy pussy and explain to her what happened lol maybe change it up a little to make you sound like the victimlol thats what im gonna do XD i am the victim basiclly all i did was hand in a test with out having my name called Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkus 63 Posted January 31, 2014 Dude you missed your chance for one of those school pornos where the teacher bangs the student. Ya fucked up kid.shes ugly as fuck dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
