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Dyscivist

Age really brings perspective.

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This scene was cool if you were a 10-year-old kid who liked cars back in 2001 when it came out, but if I ever watch it now all I can imagine is having Vin Diesel and Paul Walker crash straight into me while driving into oncoming traffic like fucking assholes, and then I'm permanently paralyzed from the neck down all because they wanted to show off how fast their ricer car can go to some douche in a Ferarri who looks like Cypher from The Matrix who has some Russian post-op transsexual mail order bride sitting next to him in his car, giving his limp dick a handjob while he drives so she can afford to send some rubles back home to her family so they can buy bread and Vodka.

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