Sgt. Brick 38 Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) Im bored so im gonna start that thing where one person writes one sentence and then another person writes the next and so far so forth. i will update as the sentences come in so that you can read full thing here. So i'll start. A donkey walked up to the fruit stand and started browsing for something to eat.Deciding that none of the fruit were up to his standards, the donkey began to shit on every single fruit in the wooden box, being absolutely sure to smear it on every visible, edible object.He then proceeds to shove each fruit up his anus to insure that his feces is indeed on each piece of fruit.After he is satisfied with the level of poop on each fruit, he tells the stallkeeper "They are now of standard, I shall take one of each" (P.S) This is here beacuse i want more people to participate Edited June 9, 2013 by Sgt. Brick 6 Deadpool, IntoxicatedDog, aerokopf and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aerokopf 53 Posted June 9, 2013 Deciding that none of the fruit were up to his standards, the donkey began to shit on every single fruit in the wooden box, being absolutely sure to smear it on every visible, edible object. 6 IntoxicatedDog, Deadpool, Eek and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterTurkes 544 Posted June 9, 2013 He then proceeds to shove each fruit up his anus to insure that his feces is indeed on each piece of fruit. 3 IntoxicatedDog, Goldentongue and Deadpool reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElectronicDrug 7496 Posted June 9, 2013 After he is satisfied with the level of poop on each fruit, he tells the stallkeeper "They are now of standard, I shall take one of each" 2 Goldentongue and IntoxicatedDog reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Brick 38 Posted June 9, 2013 I have decided you are all fucked up in the head 1 IntoxicatedDog reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turtles 70 Posted June 9, 2013 but only because I myself would love to be fucked in the head 2 IntoxicatedDog and Goldentongue reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turtles 70 Posted June 10, 2013 However i do not as I have been disliked 2 IntoxicatedDog and Goldentongue reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Brick 38 Posted June 10, 2013 its a fucked up in the head in a good way. <3 2 Goldentongue and IntoxicatedDog reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted June 10, 2013 Dear current and future recruits of the illustrious sG, Despite being posted in the Pub instead of its proper place in the "Spam", or even more fittingly, the "Forum Games" section, this thread is construed by members as an obnoxious useless spam post. Using spam posts to get your post count up prior to a recruitment application will be noted by clan members and will count against you as your application is voted on. Be productive, be patient, and don't post stupid shit nobody wants to read in the meantime. Best of luck on your application, Gt 6 aerokopf, IntoxicatedDog, kevinbotz and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Brick 38 Posted June 11, 2013 Dear mr golden tounge. fuk off i am enjoying my free entertainment 4 aerokopf, kevinbotz, TurtleFrenzy and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites