Clamps 4783 Posted June 4, 2013 Oh my God.Also, obligatory RainC is the biggest joke. Can't claim credit for that one, but it was twisted so I'd probably use it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitestalker 792 Posted June 4, 2013 Black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender asks "Hey where'd you get that?" the parrot says "africa" 3 Kim, DogsGoMeow and Ivanns reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clamps 4783 Posted June 4, 2013 Black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender asks "Hey where'd you get that?" the parrot says "africa" Why do black people only have nightmares?Because the last one who had a dream got shot. 1 Kim reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waffles 811 Posted June 4, 2013 Why do black people only have nightmares?Because the last one who had a dream got shot. Once you've heard one black joke you have heard Jamal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DogsGoMeow 1606 Posted June 4, 2013 A baby seal walks into a clubAwwwwwwwww yehhhh, babyseals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turtles 70 Posted June 4, 2013 3 blondes walked into a bar, you think 1 would have noticed it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kim 469 Posted June 5, 2013 I hear those kids at Sandy Hook heard they were going to see a movie, but all they got were clips. The Sandy Hook kids went to the library to go check out some books, but they could only find magazines. I'm a terrible person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Countersniper 16 Posted June 5, 2013 Whats the difference between a washing machine and your mom?The last time I dropped a load in the washer it didn't follow me around for a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
